So I run down stairs and answer the door.
This guy about my age, dressed in dark clothes and wearing gloves, is standing there. He says that they had been blacktopping the main road and wondered if I would be interested in having our driveway done as well. He said they would do it cheap with the leftover stuff.
RIIIIIIIGHT!
let me explain something here. The County does all this type of work. They never subcontract it out. So I knew this was pretty Much Bullshit. Not to mention I am on the Board that handles the budget for this stuff and we have no alocated any money for this area yet.
Secondly this guy, his truck, and the three people in the truck are all clean. You do not put down asphalt and stay clean. It is not possible.
So I tell him no. He starts to say something about a great deal and I slam the door in his face and lock it. He goes back to the truck and they drive off.
So anyway. I go back to playing EQ and arguing on here about Isreal. 
Now about 45 minute later I hear something coming from the back yard. This isnt' that unusual since we have a lot of deer and wild turkeys that come there here and have the occasional Coyote chase them.
I look out my bathroom window which looks over the back yard and I see the same truck. In my back yard! 
I actually said What the Fuck Yo. (Damn you pesco)
All 4 guys were out of the truck and looking around our barn and into the window of our truck.
I am torn at the time between being really freaked out and Pissed. I threw on my boots grebbed my AR15 and headed outside.
here is pretty much how the conversaion went
Me: What the hell are you all doing back on our property and in our back yard!
Idiot1: Huh? your place?
idiot2: We just wanted to look around. Nice place you have here.
Idiot3: really nice place. You want to sell? (This is the guy that had come to my door earlier)
Me: No we do not want to sell we like living here.
Idiot3: Damn shame. I would love to live here.
Idiot4: What's with the gun.
Me: Well There are 4 people tresspassing on my land and I don't take that lightly.
Idiot3: Who is tresspassing?
Me: you! 
Idiot4: nah man We are just looking around We arn't tresspassing.
(note) By now I am pretty pissed. These guys were trying to play stupid and doing a bad job. Also I notices about this time that one of the guys had a pair of Bolt cutters.
Me: You all need to leave now.
Idiot3: We just want to look around for a while.. Come on man. We Ain't causing any problems. (yes he really said ain't)
Me: Look Guys. I am not going to ask again. Leave now.
At this point they all go to get backin the truck and I actually have the gun pointed in thier directions ince I dont' know if they have any weapons in the truck..
One of the guys. I dont' remember which now. Yells at me that they are going to call the cops on me for threatening them. I laughed and told them to have a nice time explaining why they were here. After I was sure they were gone I came back in the house and called the Sherriff. Turns out these guys have been going around trying to rip people off by offering to do paving jobs and never actually following through.
*sigh* people are stupid. this is just more proof.
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Alaan thought about the meaning of life:
Maybe after having(to them) so crazy with a gun pointed at them a little sense will get knocked in to their head.
If I am the crazy one in that situation then I think the world is pretty fucked up LOL.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Cuba:
What's an AR15 look like again?
Stick it to the scammers! The sheriff's department out looking for them? Becareful your truck/house doesn't get vandalized tonight in retaliation. 
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Katrinity had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Yay Az!Stick it to the scammers! The sheriff's department out looking for them? Becareful your truck/house doesn't get vandalized tonight in retaliation.
I can see Az out there in a guilly(sp) suit wearing night vision goggles with one of his many rifles.
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Azizza stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
AR15 is the Semi auto version of an M16.
If there was some sort of AR15 equivalent for a SMAW you would totally get one, wouldn't you?
I know I would...
AR15: This one like yours, Az?
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This one time, at Katrinity camp:AR15: This one like yours, Az?
That is a 16 inch barrel version. Mine is the 20"
At the top of this picture. 
I did manage to get thier plates and gave them to kelley when he was out here taking my report. I wazs the first person to be able to get plates and descriptions on all 4 guys.
JooJoo what is a SMAW? I am not familiar with that designasion.
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Alaan had this to say about Robocop:
I can see Az out there in a guilly(sp) suit wearing night vision goggles with one of his many rifles.
Actually The bigger rifle in that pic I just posted has a night vision scope. It just isn't mounted at the moment.
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A sleep deprived Azizza stammered:
JooJoo what is a SMAW? I am not familiar with that designasion.
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Katrinity got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
If the dead ever rise up to feast on the flesh of the living, Az will be ready for them. ^.^
Unless he freaks out and doesn't make careful head shots.
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We were all impressed when Katrinity wrote:
If the dead ever rise up to feast on the flesh of the living, Az will be ready for them. ^.^
[ 03-22-2004: Message edited by: Azizza ]
Art and I will form the Core of the EC resistance.
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Azizza had this to say about Pirotess:
Art and I will form the Core of the EC resistance.
Do you both have your copies of The Zombie Survival Guide?
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit probably says this to all the girls:
I'd definitley shit my pants if some dude came outta his house with one of those fuckers. Especially if I was attempting to rip him off.
That was kinda the idea. I could have grabbed the Shot gun since it was closer. But I figured intimidation factor on the AR was higher. The idea was to scare them off without to much confrontation. it worked.
Heh.
EVeryone knows your supposed to go around and claim to have fumigation equipment.
are 
I'm surprised they didn't just run the fuck away when you came out with a rifle.
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Dave was naked while typing this:
Ar's are totaly legal for a person, its when you alter them to become full auto that your in troubl but, I'm sure there are loopholes and permits so that you can.
I heard there was a license tat cost about 5 grand and you had to prove to the local or state government that it was needed.
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nem-x had this to say about Punky Brewster:are
I'm surprised they didn't just run the fuck away when you came out with a rifle.
I agree, however I do have one question. What are bolt cutters?
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Alek Saege had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I agree, however I do have one question. What are bolt cutters?
Heavy duty pair of cutters. Can cut through pretty big chunks of steel thanks to really long handles.
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Verily, nem-x doth proclaim:I'm surprised they didn't just run the fuck away when you came out with a rifle.
It's illegal to manufacture an automatic weapon unless you're a liscensed manufacturer.
In addition, even if it weren't, it'd still be illegal for you to actually own said automatic weapon, as any automatic weapon made after 1986 is illegal for civilian use.
To own an automatic weapon in the U.S., a few prerequisites must be met;
1) The weapon was manufactured after 1986
2) You must pass a federal background check, performed by the BATF
3) You must submit fingerprint data to the BATF
4a) You must have the signoff of a chief LEO in your area
or
4b) You may list the weapon as a "corporate asset" if you have a corporation
5) You must pay $200 to the BATF to recieve a tax stamp
6) You must have at least $3000 to pay for your weapon, because I'll be damned if you can find something cheaper than that.
I wish I had said intruders to point B.F.G. at...
*sigh* if only GTA3 was real :-(
Which means that tonight I'm gonna fall asleep and dream about Jayne pushing the conservative agenda
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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Azizza wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
It is called a Gun store. Go in. Give them money. They make sure I am not a criminal and I leave with the guns. Takes 15 minutes..
you must have a licence because it takes longer than that jsut to do the background check. 
So its legal in AZ to point a gun at somone in your yard? here in Fl Its potential trouble. I think it would have been best to call the police and let them handle the problem myself, if they had been carrying it would have been a nasty scene, you might have gotten sued or have had some hearing problems for a few hours
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Somthor thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
So its legal in AZ to point a gun at somone in your yard?
It's legal in this place we like to call America.
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Somthor wrote this stupid crap:
you must have a licence because it takes longer than that jsut to do the background check.So its legal in AZ to point a gun at somone in your yard? here in Fl Its potential trouble. I think it would have been best to call the police and let them handle the problem myself, if they had been carrying it would have been a nasty scene, you might have gotten sued or have had some hearing problems for a few hours
I live in Indiana. Yeah next time I will let people break into my car, house, storage unit, barn, whatever and let them take whatever they want. After all it is wrong to point a gun at someoen right? 
Police have a 40 minute responce time to my area.
And unlike some people I prefer not to be a victim. I stand up for my rights.
And once again just to prove your idiocy, it takes only a couple minutes to Run a NICs check.
I could have held the idiots there at Gun point till the police arived and had them arrested. Instead I let them go. If they had refused to leave and made a threatening move towards me I could have legally shot them. It is the same way in Florida. You just don't know jack about the law.
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Tarquinn had this to say about Robocop:
Mimes. You need more mimes in your backyard!
