Yes.
He was about to beat the shit out of a guy in the grocery store that bombed an aisle.
I know that when I fart, though, I try and sniff up as much of it as I can. Doesn't really bother me much, and the more I take in, the less other people do (I suppose).
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Delphi Aegis impressed everyone with:
One of my friends has a horrible adversion to farts. Something about "smelling other people's shit" that just pisses him off.He was about to beat the shit out of a guy in the grocery store that bombed an aisle.
I know that when I fart, though, I try and sniff up as much of it as I can. Doesn't really bother me much, and the more I take in, the less other people do (I suppose).
You huff your own farts.
What the fuck is up with that?
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Led had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*slaps Nicole on the ass*
*ass deflates*
... that was unexpected.
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Nicole had this to say about Tron:
*ass deflates*... that was unexpected.
ooh.. I wonder if that would work on my thighs?
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Led had this to say about Robocop:
Oh noes!
You'd better blow her ass back up, or else you are going to have to answer to Leopold!
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Led probably says this to all the girls:
Errr... maybe I should have smacked her boobies instead
I'd watch that! 
Luna will be lying up on my top bunk of my bunk bed and Deth and I will be at the comp and then all of a sudden we're like "Wtf is that smell???"
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Someone poke my gut, quick!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lyinar Ka`Bael said:
Cat farts...god.Luna will be lying up on my top bunk of my bunk bed and Deth and I will be at the comp and then all of a sudden we're like "Wtf is that smell???"
Cat farts are EVIL! PURE EEEEEEEEVIL!
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Lady Delirium Model 2000 was programmed to say:
i have some friends with no shame
these are friends that are boys
one of them is toasted fritters......::shudder::
Who's ToastedFritters?
One time, I was in my bro's room while he was playing NWN, thinking of a character to make. (That's when I got the idea to make a 20Fighter/10WeaponMaster/10DwarvenDefender) Anywho, for the entire time he makes thinly veiled insults towards Fighters, my favourite class. I just happened to have a ton of gas at that point. I let it loose in a three-second SBD.
After farting, I tell him I'm going downstairs to my comp to test the character. 30 seconds later, I hear a loud thud from upstairs, and my brother coughing and gasping for air. Apparently, that fart was almost as deadly as chlorine gas. Best part is, the cat got blamed for it. The whole time, I'm trying not to laugh so I don't get caught.
LIQUID FARTS
Now, if that doesn't kill this thread, I don't know what will.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnajing:
I've only shat myself trying to fart twice. In both cases, I did fart, but a little doo-doo butter came out.Now, if that doesn't kill this thread, I don't know what will.
I once pooped myself upon landing from jumping off a ~15ft wall
I sit alone so broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted
Wasted the dime but what the hell
Here I sit enjoying the smell
... which is generally how they occur, actually.
And I, for some reason, do not fart. Nor do I burp. I release air - when I burp, it's like I'm exhaling, and I fart so rarely that it just doesn't matter anyway. I have a feeling that one day my abdomen will just explode and release a stench that kills Canada.
You know the kind. When you really have to fart and shit at the same time.
We're still waiting for him to lose his gambles.
He'll go running, then try and wipe his wet, disgusting running shorts on people. Nothing like being chased by someone's sweaty nutsack juice.
