Move to florida, get house.
Get established there, bills sent, passport and ID/Liscence changed over.
Go to college.
Become freelance Illustrator/GD untill something stable comes along.
Send mom lots of cash to help fix up thier house, and hopefully let her freakin retire.
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Somthor scribbled:
Logic also dictates that bank would give customers with large deposits such as 1 mill a prefered rate in order to get and maintain thier bussness.
Not if they're keeping it in your average savings account. Interest rates on those are always rock bottom because you retain the ability to withdraw it at any time.
Once you start removing the liquidity, that's where the better interest rates come from, and when you've got lots of money, you can freeze some of it to capitalize on that, and that's why people with lots of money get better returns. In fact, while a million bucks is nothing, I'd be surprised if a bank would even let you keep a billion dollars in an unrestricted account (the FDIC would probably have something to say about it) -- certainly it'd be stupid to do so since there are better investments for money you're not currently using than just sticking it in a bank account. [ 02-29-2004: Message edited by: Drysart ]
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What the Trillee??
Stick in what you can, invest the rest.
*sticks it all in*
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Drysart still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
*sticks it all in*
This of course begs the question: in exactly what could have invested, had you not stuck it all in? 
Edit: wording [ 02-29-2004: Message edited by: Karnaj ]
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Drysart stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
*sticks it all in*
I wouldn't stop you... 
Most likely I'd get distracted and end up with a million dollars worth of clothes.
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This insanity brought to you by Vorbis:
Most likely I'd get distracted and end up with a million dollars worth of clothes.
You're such a girl.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Vorbis said:
Clothes, College, a highly economic car, a beefy civic engine to plop in my Geo Metro, and a complete refurbish of my 74 Ranchero.Most likely I'd get distracted and end up with a million dollars worth of clothes.
I thought I'd never meet a real metrosexual.
Seriously though, I'd do exactly what Bloodsage said. Invest the money carefully over a longer period of time.
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Arttemis had this to say about Knight Rider:
I thought I'd never meet a real metrosexual.
We do exist, believe it or not!
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Arttemis had this to say about Robocop:
I thought I'd never meet a real metrosexual.
if you think about it, you haven't really met him in the strictest sense.
besides, maybe he's just pretending to be a metrosexual.
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