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Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-21-2004 01:50:28 AM
It'a quite simple actually.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Jet
Pancake
posted 02-21-2004 01:56:28 AM
splain plz lol lol
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-21-2004 01:59:50 AM
This thread is now in a state of Jihad.

40 beautiful virgins for the first person to eliminate Batty.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Jet
Pancake
posted 02-21-2004 02:02:17 AM
You want a war?? lol
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Maradon!
posted 02-21-2004 02:02:46 AM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Jet who doth quote:
And btw thanks for the welcome!You guys, gals and inbetweeners seem fun

We aren't.

And your full name is Jetta. Isn't it! ISN'T IT!!

I had a turtle named Jetta. She helped me wrap Roy Orbison in cling wrap.

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-21-2004 02:03:22 AM
Did the turtle fight crime and eat pizza and know the ways of the ninja?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Jet
Pancake
posted 02-21-2004 02:04:40 AM
Jetta like the car... zoomzoom... lol nope
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nem-x
posted 02-21-2004 02:07:46 AM
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-21-2004 02:15:23 AM
41 beautiful virgins to the first one to eliminate Delid.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-21-2004 02:18:15 AM
I already beat him in a dancing contest, those 41 virgins are as good as mine.
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Jet
Pancake
posted 02-21-2004 02:20:10 AM
Do I hear 42 Virgins???
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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-21-2004 02:21:26 AM
quote:
Jet thought about the meaning of life:
Do I hear 42 Virgins???

42 to the one to actually kill him, now. Since it seems Mort is trying to get around wording!

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Jet
Pancake
posted 02-21-2004 02:22:36 AM
Ok folks we have 42......... do I hear 43......
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Jet
Pancake
posted 02-21-2004 02:29:12 AM
Jet proceeds to slaughter Both Batty and Delidgamond and takes the 82 Virgins as reward
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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-21-2004 02:35:10 AM
I like you. I'll let you live for this treachery.
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Jet
Pancake
posted 02-21-2004 02:37:14 AM
Tee hee hee
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-21-2004 02:41:34 AM
Hiya

Welcome to EC


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 02-21-2004 02:46:28 AM
Damnit, I want some virgins.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-21-2004 02:49:23 AM
quote:
5 Fists stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Damnit, I want some virgins.

Too bad. You're too late. YOU HAVE FAILED MISERABLY.

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Ryuujin
posted 02-21-2004 02:50:04 AM
Can I have 1 or 2 virgins? I'm not greedy!
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Jet
Pancake
posted 02-21-2004 02:50:51 AM
you can have these 3 ... they too much like Gerbils for my taste.
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Ryuujin
posted 02-21-2004 03:22:37 AM
Woot
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Maradon!
posted 02-21-2004 04:16:09 AM
"Is 42 virgins really as great a reward as it sounds?

I mean, seven or ten virgins sure, might be fun.

But after that...you're going to want a pro."

-Dennis Miller

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-21-2004 08:53:17 AM
Welcome to the madhouse!

Looks like you'll fit right in.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-21-2004 09:03:18 AM
quote:
Jet impressed everyone with:
Mmmm cookies

You're okay in my book! ^.^

But then..everyone is

<hands Jet a delicious cookie of welcoming>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 02-21-2004 10:04:29 AM
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
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Jete D'Paintedtoes
Pint-sized Pursesnatcher
posted 02-21-2004 10:08:07 AM
hmm, this might get confusing.......

welcome.

Jete D'Paintedtoes
Randomly Occurring
the new site
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can you please fix my title
posted 02-21-2004 10:15:44 AM
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Jet wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
And btw thanks for the welcome!You guys, gals and inbetweeners seem fun

oooh she has a cat

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 02-21-2004 10:29:07 AM
What the deuce. Kahuna got THREE?!!

C'mon, just gimme 1 virgin!

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-21-2004 10:31:27 AM
Hi and welcome.

I gotta say something about that guy up there, and I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, metal, and G-U-T-S, guts! Why, Ted Striker has got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in out large intestine, including the colon!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Ares
posted 02-21-2004 11:26:54 AM
Canadian? Join the club! ^.^ Welcome to the boards. ^.^
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-21-2004 11:31:07 AM
Your sigpic freaks me the hell out for some reason. Its strange.

I AM GOING TO GO GET LUNCH AT THE CAFETERIA NOW.

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Jet
Pancake
posted 02-21-2004 11:31:42 AM
Well after lastnight there are only about 20 virgins left.... but Im willing to share them....Take yer pick from the ones on the left please........... lol
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-21-2004 11:37:00 AM
I have but one thing to say.

*BURP*

Thank you.

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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 02-21-2004 11:49:26 AM
I'll take those three.

*Points*

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 02-21-2004 12:01:31 PM
Canada sucks!
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Jet
Pancake
posted 02-21-2004 12:15:48 PM
Yes we are VERY good at sucking... or so Ive been told.........
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Maradon!
posted 02-21-2004 12:28:15 PM
Georgette?
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 02-21-2004 12:34:59 PM
Better run, us Canucks are taking over zee board!

Oh, and welcome and hiya and all that stuff Jet

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 02-21-2004 03:03:37 PM
Lots of new Canadians but no new english people for a while
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