But that's just me, because I'm smarter than you.
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LeMiere said:
On ze girlfriend's bed.
Your girlfriend has tiny breasts.
.. wait..
.. oh, that's you.
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Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
It always struck me as rather tasteless to announce how unattracted you are to someone. Granted, the people who usually do say stuff like "hawt hawt" are usually either desperate or obscenely bitter, there's no real reason to fall over each other babbling how you don't find someone attractive.But that's just me, because I'm smarter than you.
I am completely unattracted to you, sir.
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Doomie impressed everyone with:
I am completely unattracted to you, sir.
I haven't got you drunk yet. I find that I am obscenely attractive when everyone has had a few shots.
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Mr. Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I haven't got you drunk yet. I find that I am obscenely attractive when everyone has had a few shots.
"A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2", as they say.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
I haven't got you drunk yet. I find that I am obscenely attractive when everyone has had a few shots.
Oh my! 
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We were all impressed when Mortious wrote:
I don't think Lady D is hot at all. Guess I'm a minority.
This brought up on her Birthday. You two must be best friends. 
Someone is legal for the picking! 
Yeah.
An evil puppet
Who eats babies.
quote:Don't apologize. She isn't my type either, and that's just the way it is. There's nothing at all mean by saying that.
"Niklas," she said, "Have I got a little story for you..."
Yeah, sorry about the Lady D comment but it must be a cultural difference.. over here saying someone is 'not really their type' (as Mort and I did) is not the end of the world or as harsh as it seems you people from the U.S take it so I apologise
But Parce does has a point. There's really no reason to say it... [ 03-05-2004: Message edited by: Black ]
Over here that wouldn't be a problem but.. *shrugs*
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Mortious probably says this to all the girls:
Your girlfriend has tiny breasts... wait..
.. oh, that's you.
Hate you.
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Nicole impressed everyone with:
Korvus, that expression made me laugh for many minutes. Teehee. TEEHEE.
What the hell? That's MY expression. The KABUKI:
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
[ 03-05-2004: Message edited by: Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz ]
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Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Lady D's face doesn't seem to understand the phrase "body fat". Skeletons are not hot, ya.
What the fuck are you talking about? She's nowhere near skeleton.
Pretty damn hot, too
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Nobody really understood why Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote:
[QB]What the hell? That's MY expression. The KABUKI:
O M F G
I just shot orange juice out my nose, that is FUCKING FUNNY 
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Im singing. [ 03-06-2004: Message edited by: TheOriginalZane ]
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Mortious's account was hax0red to write:
Korvus' huge dildo cannon scares the bejeebus out of me.
I have that same water cannon. Any watergun that *requires* two hands to wield, as well as a shoulder strap, is cause for worry
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KaLourin got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I have that same water cannon. Any watergun that *requires* two hands to wield, as well as a shoulder strap, is cause for worry
They're even worse when they come with a backpack as well.
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KaLourin had this to say about Robocop:
I have that same water cannon. Any watergun that *requires* two hands to wield, as well as a shoulder strap, is cause for worry
Where the hell do you get something like that? I want one!
or... here Super Soakers
hey Ferret... shall we take it one step further? Water Cannons with built in support legs
Close up of the afore-posted gun
CPS 2500
Me, surrounded by drunk girls, again! Hooray! Hooray!
