[ 02-16-2004: Message edited by: Somthor ]
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Somthor had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
um any of you read the link?
You know that thing you just did? There's a good reason why people don't normally do that.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Somehow, I don't think hearing about some dipshit half a world away almost splitting up, as being breaking news that I just HAD to hear.
I almost slipped on the ice this morning. Someone call the fucking press.
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Khyron got served! Khyron got served!
I almost slipped on the ice this morning. Someone call the fucking press.
I did. They said they'd be over to interview you in an hour.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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See, your Somthor means your hair. So technically it's true.
I guess I'm Paul554.20
quote:At least he's trying
Roll the dice to see if Aury is getting drunk!
Somthor, not to be a prick, but that's kind of dumb, and really not worth posting a thread about. It's not really even funny.
This is ALL SOMETHOR'S FAULT!
He should be harassed for it! [ 02-16-2004: Message edited by: Maradon the Dumbleton ]
I hate it when people make smiley's links. :S
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Maradon the Dumbleton attempted to be funny by writing:
I didn't find that news article amusing enough!This is ALL SOMETHOR'S FAULT!
He should be harassed for it!
Somethor?
quote:Kinda like Sudar, but not.
Khyron needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
Somethor?
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x--KhyronO-('-'Q) :
Somethor?
I have a brain disease where I habitually add an E to somthor's name. It takes a massive effort of will to keep myself from reflexively doing it.
I do not know why.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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`Doc thought about the meaning of life:
At least he's trying
i guess.
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`Doc's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
At least he's trying
True. At least now instead of quoting stupid articles, he's giving us a URL to stupid articles.
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Nobody really understood why Suddar wrote:
you should've made one of those a stealth link
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Lyinar Ka`Bael probably says this to all the girls:
How did she end up sending to the wrong number? Or was it the mobile company's fault?
It's actually fairly easy... Fortunately my text messages aren't very private, so I haven't ended up embarassing myself with a missent message as of yet.
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`Doc enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
At least he's trying
Yeah, he's been trying my patience since he got here.
I wouldn't love him if you put a gun to my head.
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From the book of Callalron, chapter 3, verse 16:
Yeah, he's been trying my patience since he got here.I wouldn't love him if you put a gun to my head.
but I love you, snuggle bear
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Somthor was naked while typing this:
but I love you, snuggle bear
This made me laugh so very hard. Props to you sir.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
This made me laugh so very hard. Props to you sir.
Somthor is the funniest guy on the boards to me, I need to call him again sometimes hes funnier on the phone.
I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!
I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead
I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die!
I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But CNN refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim was a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats faeces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember "Fist" can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
'Cos he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day
I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die!!
I hope you die!!
- I Hope You Die
The Bloodhound Gang, "Hooray for Boobies!"
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Maradon the Dumbleton had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I have a brain disease where I habitually add an E to somthor's name. It takes a massive effort of will to keep myself from reflexively doing it.I do not know why.
Not nearly enough thunder god.
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Verily, Cookies & Cream! doth proclaim:
Somthor is the funniest guy on the boards to me, I need to call him again sometimes hes funnier on the phone.
You brought him here.
I noticed that in another thread, too.
It's all your fault, isn't it?
ISN'T IT!
Goes Crazy
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There was much rejoicing when Gikk said this:
You brought him here.I noticed that in another thread, too.
It's all your fault, isn't it?
ISN'T IT!
Goes Crazy
actualy Bloodsage brought me here.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Somthor said:
actualy Bloodsage brought me here.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Somthor was all like:
actualy Bloodsage brought me here.
You're not funny, you'll never be funny, and your lame attempts to use my name for humor only show the pathetic depths of your attention-whoring.
Go away.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
You're not funny, you'll never be funny, and your lame attempts to use my name for humor only show the pathetic depths of your attention-whoring.Go away.
1) its true you brought me here.
2) you almost never fail to respond.
3) it really should be self evident even to you I care not what you say.
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Somthor had this to say about pies:
1) its true you brought me here.2) you almost never fail to respond.
3) it really should be self evident even to you I care not what you say.
1) Despite who brought you here, I'd say that popular opinion wishes you gone.
2) Some people choose to ignore idiocy. Bloodsage was never one to just ignore a massive tumor on the ass of the boards.
3) It really should be self evident that most people think that everything you say is pure and utter crap. I've never seen any post by you garner more than a '3' in rating, and most of the time they're deemed complete crap like this one. Maybe you should take the hint, and just stop talking? God knows you never have anything worthwhile to say.
