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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 01-03-2004 07:14:14 PM
First we get to point and laugh at hilarious idiots thinking they are vampires, and now we get to see Parce do some owning? This thread gets a 5!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-03-2004 07:18:22 PM
Newman makes me second guess my ability to withstand any blow.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-03-2004 07:21:21 PM
Oh come now, there's no real need to get all weepy and pretend this is anything more than a harmless joke.

We're acting like morons, sure, but by next week everyone will be bored with it and have moved on. We haven't really disrupted their flow or boards (despite rumors of the dreaded Troll Hack), and in a week, this will all be a bad dream to them.

It'll happen to us someday, and we'll be pissed about it by then. But for the moment, let's celebrate and blow off a little steam.

P.S. I won't actually post there because I don't want to be involved when their report goes through and you guys go down

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-03-2004 07:23:10 PM
What're they going to do? Take away our birthdays? Kick us off t eh intarweb?

There's a funee thread posted now--catch it before it goes! "Need Help Awakening" is the title.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-03-2004 07:26:56 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Punky Brewster:
What're they going to do? Take away our birthdays? Kick us off t eh intarweb?

There's a funee thread posted now--catch it before it goes! "Need Help Awakening" is the title.


Not my birfdays.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-03-2004 07:27:33 PM
quote:
Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Not my birfdays.

Don't sleep, Waisz. They may use the ethereal plane to drain you!

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-03-2004 07:28:14 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
Don't sleep, Waisz. They may use the ethereal plane to drain you!

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Skaw
posted 01-03-2004 07:33:33 PM
Waisz is a haxx0r according to them. Since rating ones on everything can't possibly have happened from someone going through and doing it themselves.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-03-2004 07:34:20 PM
quote:
Skaw's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Waisz is a haxx0r according to them. Since rating ones on everything can't possibly have happened from someone going through and doing it themselves.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Sean
posted 01-03-2004 07:36:03 PM
Bloodsage's thread was hilarious,
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-03-2004 07:36:52 PM
Those dudes are hilarious. You don't even have to bait them before they spaz.

The board software worked as intended. . .but somehow we were hacked! Onos!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-03-2004 07:37:58 PM
It would seem that logic harms them more than taking their pasty goth-wannabe asses into the sun could ever do.
Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
Pancake
posted 01-03-2004 07:38:09 PM
I actually spent about an hour in their chat room with Jarryd and "angelus cretus deus" and ObsidianBloodFury.

It turns out they're pretty much used to this sort of thing. There are two classes of "vampires": those claiming it's a legitimate medical disorder, who are mostly rational and think of it as a disability, and "me-too" goths pretending to be psionic vampires (soduce u!) and draconic furries that call themselves "otherkin" who are all fairly self absorbed, delusional, angsty and stupid.

We talked about how parts of the invasion actually were pretty funny. ACD even said it was a nice change of pace from the usual goth moaners and wannabes. I explained to them that I still thought thier affliction was entirely psychosomatic, and they said they thought it might be too, but there was nothing they could do about it either way.

Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
    Live Journaley Goodness
  • Bloodsage
    Heart Attack
    posted 01-03-2004 07:43:43 PM
    But, by God, don't quibble with them about being hacked!
    To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
    Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

    --Satan, quoted by John Milton

    Blindy
    Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
    posted 01-03-2004 07:44:40 PM
    Damnit, I missed it all =/
    On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
    The more I have to let go.
    Puggy
    Pancake
    posted 01-03-2004 07:49:02 PM
    quote:
    Neo-Blindy probably says this to all the girls:
    Damnit, I missed it all =/

    Theres still time to join in on the fun!

    Pesco
    Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
    posted 01-03-2004 08:11:49 PM
    Let them come.. And let them be banned!

    MAWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

    Bajah
    Thooooooor
    posted 01-03-2004 08:18:39 PM
    Personally, I'm disappointed with all this. These people didn't do anything to EC, yet a large percentage of EC just went over there and started Trolling for no reason other than to be assholes. Yet, these same people would get all up in arms if some other site did that here (and did, if I remember correctly, prior to Drysart's blacklisting codes, etc).
    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 01-03-2004 08:29:50 PM
    quote:
    Bajah thought about the meaning of life:
    Personally, I'm disappointed with all this. These people didn't do anything to EC, yet a large percentage of EC just went over there and started Trolling for no reason other than to be assholes. Yet, these same people would get all up in arms if some other site did that here (and did, if I remember correctly, prior to Drysart's blacklisting codes, etc).

    Faggot.

    Bloodsage
    Heart Attack
    posted 01-03-2004 08:30:06 PM
    quote:
    Quoth Bajah:
    Personally, I'm disappointed with all this. These people didn't do anything to EC, yet a large percentage of EC just went over there and started Trolling for no reason other than to be assholes. Yet, these same people would get all up in arms if some other site did that here (and did, if I remember correctly, prior to Drysart's blacklisting codes, etc).

    You failed math, right?

    There were only a small number of folks who trolled those morons. And, frankly, anything that blatantly stupid, giving such harmful advice to kids and taking itself so deadly seriously simply cries out to be made fun of.

    To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
    Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

    --Satan, quoted by John Milton

    Bajah
    Thooooooor
    posted 01-03-2004 08:36:40 PM
    quote:
    This is what Bloodsage is doing. This is what I want Bloodsage to do :
    You failed math, right?

    There were only a small number of folks who trolled those morons. And, frankly, anything that blatantly stupid, giving such harmful advice to kids and taking itself so deadly seriously simply cries out to be made fun of.


    I don't see how telling people to go see a doctor if they feel they're a vampire is harmful advice. Besides that, you're quick to jump to the defense of the trolls there, Sage. I don't hear stories of you going to nightclubs where there are many many more people like this, only at much worse levels, and making fun of them. Internet anonymity is nice, isn't it?

    I saw quite a few different people trolling over there and many more over here making fun of them, including posts about things like 'ha ha let them try to troll back and be banned and blacklisted! omg we r so cool'

    Personally, I prefer seeing more adult behavior from the people of this board. This is a great way to start the new year.

    Snoota
    Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
    posted 01-03-2004 08:37:41 PM
    quote:
    This insanity brought to you by Bajah:
    These people didn't do anything to EC, yet a large percentage of EC just went over there and started Trolling for no reason other than to be assholes.

    I counted eleven people, and think I counted a few twice. There are currently 6414 accounts on EverCrest. If we assume half of those are inactive/banned/alts/whatever, it leaves us with 3207 active accounts who visit semi regularly at least to lurk. That comes out to 0.3429996881821017 percent of EC.

    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 01-03-2004 08:38:10 PM
    quote:
    Bajah probably says this to all the girls:
    Personally, I prefer seeing more adult behavior from the people of this board. This is a great way to start the new year.

    You sayin' we ain't civil?

    Bajah
    Thooooooor
    posted 01-03-2004 08:39:04 PM
    Woo let's get into semantics and avoid the point entirely!
    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 01-03-2004 08:40:01 PM
    quote:
    Bajah stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
    Woo let's get into semantics and avoid the point entirely!

    The point you made was that a large number of EC'ers went there to troll. Now you're upset because that point was just mathematically refuted.

    Now your point is that you're upset because you think this is childish. Crybaby.

    Snoota
    Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
    posted 01-03-2004 08:40:59 PM
    quote:
    Bajah painfully thought these words up:
    Woo let's get into semantics and avoid the point entirely!

    Well, no, it rather was your point; that a large number of members of EC were off doing it. Which just isn't true any way you cut it.

    Bloodsage
    Heart Attack
    posted 01-03-2004 08:41:23 PM
    quote:
    Bajah startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
    I don't see how telling people to go see a doctor if they feel they're a vampire is harmful advice. Besides that, you're quick to jump to the defense of the trolls there, Sage. I don't hear stories of you going to nightclubs where there are many many more people like this, only at much worse levels, and making fun of them. Internet anonymity is nice, isn't it?

    I saw quite a few different people trolling over there and many more over here making fun of them, including posts about things like 'ha ha let them try to troll back and be banned and blacklisted! omg we r so cool'

    Personally, I prefer seeing more adult behavior from the people of this board. This is a great way to start the new year.


    Where did I defend the trolls?

    If you're going to whine that the world isn't Smurfy enough for you, at least have the grace not to make shit up.

    If you think they're handing out good advice to kids, it simply means you haven't read much of the site. Hell, even the "see a doctor" thread all but coaches them on how to get the diagnosis for which they're trolling.

    Finally, what the fuck does a nightclub have to do with anything? You're not even making sense; you're just randomly accusing peole of shit because they're not perfectly Smurfy.

    To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
    Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

    --Satan, quoted by John Milton

    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 01-03-2004 08:42:31 PM
    Smurfitude.
    Skaw
    posted 01-03-2004 08:42:34 PM
    quote:
    Bloodsage obviously shouldn't have said:
    they're not perfectly Smurfy.

    I smurf you Bloodsage. Lets smurf away together

    Niklas
    hay guys whats going on in this title?
    posted 01-03-2004 08:42:35 PM
    Frankly, I think that trolling the forums was a bad idea too.

    It doesn't prevent me from posting choice snippets from what they themselves posted, though. They put it out publically, I found it funny and so I share it.

    Going there and screwing with them, although fun, is not very mature

    [edit: what's the IRC room by the way? Could be interesting (note: not a troll ]

    [ 01-03-2004: Message edited by: Niklas ]

    Bloodsage
    Heart Attack
    posted 01-03-2004 08:42:35 PM
    quote:
    Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Bajah gently hums:
    Woo let's get into semantics and avoid the point entirely!

    Woo let's be a drama queen and make shit up to bolster a non-existent point!

    To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
    Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

    --Satan, quoted by John Milton

    Snoota
    Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
    posted 01-03-2004 08:43:29 PM
    That Nightclub scene in Blade was pretty bad ass. They were all fucking that human up and suddenly they noticed Blade and were like, 'IT'S THE DAYWALKER!!' and he drew a line across the ground and when one of them crossed it he started fucking them all up.
    Bajah
    Thooooooor
    posted 01-03-2004 08:43:34 PM
    quote:
    This is what King Parcelan is doing. This is what I want King Parcelan to do :
    The point you made was that a large number of EC'ers went there to troll. Now you're upset because that point was just mathematically refuted.


    No, my point was that a large number of ECers (not a ratio of every single registered account, just a large number of active posters.. and I didn't say the majority either) went over there for no reason other than to be jerks to people that did nothing to them when they dislike it if people do the same to them.
    Tarquinn
    Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
    posted 01-03-2004 08:44:00 PM
    Relax Bajah.
    Those vampyre guys will have an eternity to overcome the damage caused to their immortal undead teenage souls by one night of trolling.


    Edit: You're taking this more seriously than the posters over there.

    Edit2: I should go to bed.

    [ 01-03-2004: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

    ~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 01-03-2004 08:45:56 PM
    quote:
    Check out the big brain on Bajah!
    No, my point was that a large number of ECers (not a ratio of every single registered account, just a large number of active posters.. and I didn't say the majority either) went over there for no reason other than to be jerks to people that did nothing to them when they dislike it if people do the same to them.

    Feh. That point is still disproven. Maradon, Falaanla, Bloodsage, Skaw and a bunch of other nobodies hardly make a large portion.

    You're just being a little minsy because this slightly less than the perfect world in your head.

    Snoota
    Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
    posted 01-03-2004 08:46:27 PM
    quote:
    Bajah had this to say about Optimus Prime:
    No, my point was that a large number of ECers (not a ratio of every single registered account, just a large number of active posters.. and I didn't say the majority either) went over there for no reason other than to be jerks to people that did nothing to them when they dislike it if people do the same to them.

    But it was not a large number of even active posters. Even just looking at who is showing on Who's Online it's not a large number. And I like how it changed from "large percentage"(ratio) to "large number", two completely different things. Even if one is just as false as the other.

    Bloodsage
    Heart Attack
    posted 01-03-2004 08:47:48 PM
    quote:
    Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Bajah absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
    No, my point was that a large number of ECers (not a ratio of every single registered account, just a large number of active posters.. and I didn't say the majority either) went over there for no reason other than to be jerks to people that did nothing to them when they dislike it if people do the same to them.

    Ten or so is a large number?

    If they did the same to us, it would be hilarious. Hell, even Suddar and Katrinity could verbally assrape those pansies without breaking a sweat.

    To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
    Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

    --Satan, quoted by John Milton

    Bajah
    Thooooooor
    posted 01-03-2004 08:49:08 PM
    quote:
    This is what Bloodsage is doing. This is what I want Bloodsage to do :
    Woo let's be a drama queen and make shit up to bolster a non-existent point!

    I'm sorry, what did I make up, exactly?

    And my point is NOT non-existant. Did people from EC go over there and start trolling without being provoked? That's my point. Am I wrong?

    The nightclub comment does have its place, as well. Have you ever been to a modern goth-wannabe "I'm a vampire" type club? You'll see the same shit you see on that board, only to heightened levels, including people actually cutting each other and licking the wounds. I don't see you barging in there unprovoked and making fun of those people.

    What is it with you, anyway? I speak to the general public of EC saying it's not very adult or mature to troll these people, especially if these same ECers get all pissy if someone did the same to them... yet you accuse me of making things up and having no point. Are you just TRYING to argue something? Is your day not complete unless you argue with someone about something?

    Bloodsage
    Heart Attack
    posted 01-03-2004 08:49:48 PM
    quote:
    Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, King Parcelan absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
    Feh. That point is still disproven. Maradon, Falaanla, Bloodsage, Skaw and a bunch of other nobodies hardly make a large portion.

    You're just being a little minsy because this slightly less than the perfect world in your head.


    I didn't even troll. All I did was try to point out they weren't hacked.

    It just looked like trolling because of their unique combination of naivete and buffoonery.

    To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
    Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

    --Satan, quoted by John Milton

    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 01-03-2004 08:50:13 PM
    quote:
    Bajah stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
    Are you just TRYING to argue something? Is your day not complete unless you argue with someone about something?

    This makes me giggle.

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