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Nobody really understood why Bajah wrote:
most DEFINITELY 3.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Ruvyen had this to say about dark elf butts:
I like swords.
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Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
WELCOME TO CORNERIA!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bajah probably says this to all the girls:
most DEFINITELY 3.
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TCELES B HSUP [ 01-18-2004: Message edited by: Ruvyen ]
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Vorbis had this to say about John Romero:
Fuck you all, I am not risking my beautifully manicured hands on a slap fight.
Oh really??
I VOTE THREE!!!!!!!!!!
luff joo!
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Lazzay's account was hax0red to write:
Two!
*highfives Laz*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
He reprised with a furious scratch, drawing blood from Vorbis' delicate bicep. The two shrieked in terror; Vorbis from pain and Lemmy from the sight of blood. The fear was short-lived, however, and both were ready to fight once more.
They narrowed their eyes and flicked their girlish little fingers in preparation for the fierce battle.
Tonight, it would be decided who was the TRULY feminine man.
*** BACK ON THE SURFACE ***
The pit seemed oddly out of place in the Warlock's castle. It was far too shallow to be a trap, but far too wide to be a trough. What purpose could it possibly serve?
"What purpose could this possibly serve?" Lashanna wondered aloud for the sake of filling the space.
"I shall tell you!" came the vicious, feminine voice from the far edge of the pool.
The remaining two gasped aloud as they spied a tall, stately female at the end of the pool wearing a thin robe over her shapely body. The fierce stare and obvious arrogance made it quite clear: this was certainly Bloodsage's wife, the Lady Vernal.
"My dear husband is more than ready for you, sir Snoota," she hissed, "but he desires a little entertainment first. And we have been sent to provide it."
"We?" Sir Snoota asked, raising a brow. He suddenly became aware of a tall shadow over him. He whirled about and nearly pissed his pants...and then he did.
Towering over him was a powerful, pale-skinned bugbear female wearing a black leather bikini and sporting neatly-trimmed hair. She growled and bared her fangs, flexing her muscles as she did. And here had hoped he would never have to see Led, Queen of the Bugbears. With a mighty roar, she beat her chest and let out a howl.
"LET'S PARTY BUD!"
With a flex of her mighty legs, she sprang forward and tackled Lashanna about her slender midriff. The two females tumbled down into the pool in a tangle of nude, rubbing feminine flesh. It came to a halt as Lashanna emerged on top, pinning her opponent to the ground as she grinded her pelvis against the bugbear queen.
Her victory was short-lived, however, as the Lady Vernal sprang forward like a fox, sending the elf and human tumbling off of the bugbear. The two opponents were quick to act upon Lashanna's weakness, pinning her down and proceeding to wear her out with fierce rubbing of their delicate hands.
"Flip her over!" Vernal cackled. "Let's see how she deals with the SENSUAL MASSAGE!"
"Sir Snoota!" Lashanna cried out as the two females proceeded to work their twisted, sexy massage on her naked flesh. "Do something!"
Sir Snoota took his hand out of his pants and glanced around fervently for something to make this even hotter. He found it in the form of three levers, one marked "Jello," another marked "Sensual Oil" and a final one marked "Chocolate Sauce."
Snoota furrowed his brow. This was a difficult decision...which would be the best for his...personal needs?
Omg omg which should he pull?
1: Oh crap, this is hot. Jello! USE THE JELLO!
2: Oh man oh jeez oh wow. Give them the oil!
3: P-pu-pu...*fapfapfapfap* CHOCOLATE SAUCE!
4: *spooge* and choose another
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
mmmmmmm.....chocolate
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
