me: "What do you mean?"
her: "It sounded like your bed was knocking against the wall."
me: *BLUSHx0R* "Oh, yeah... Uh, one of the little planks of wood that holds the mattress on fell out from under it while I was asleep, and I was trying to get the mattress up and put it back.. It was hell."
her: "mmhmm.. right."
me: "No, really!"
her: "That bed doesn't have planks of wood under the mattress, kiddo."
me: *runs into my room, slams the door*
couple minutes later, I get an email from her. "Your secret's safe with me."
my stepmom rocks. =)
Caught a couple teenagers going at it in thier car in the parking lot of the movie theater I used to work in. Right under one of the lights and very much in plain view. So when they finally came in to see a movie, we all broad, knowing grins.
At some other point, I heard about some other couple found actually going at it IN the movie theater.
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Drakkenmaw obviously shouldn't have said:
Suitemates. Restroom. 'Nuff said.
Man Drak, I hear more stories about your suitemates. I guess that in lieu of the usual college case of gonnorhea (which you won't get because you're a D&D geek like me), your lingering "memory that jostles you in the wee hours of dawn decades from now, and makes you curl into a fetal ball" will be your suite and suitemates.
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'Myth wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Never caught my parents.Caught a couple teenagers going at it in thier car in the parking lot of the movie theater I used to work in. Right under one of the lights and very much in plain view. So when they finally came in to see a movie, we all broad, knowing grins.
At some other point, I heard about some other couple found actually going at it IN the movie theater.
So that was YOU peeking in the car! You pervert! 
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Jajahotep had this to say about the Spice Girls:
So that was YOU peeking in the car! You pervert!
see now that's going for the cheap laugh. You can do better Jaja
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ACES! Another post by Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
see now that's going for the cheap laugh. You can do better Jaja
Well of course. I don't think of the truly funny stuff until I've had at least two cups of coffee. 
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Jajahotep was naked while typing this:
Well of course. I don't think of the truly funny stuff until I've had at least two cups of coffee.
We need to hook you up with Maradon. Back in the Day, Bill was a bigger coffee mogul and guru than I was.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Optimus Prime:
We need to hook you up with Maradon. Back in the Day, Bill was a bigger coffee mogul and guru than I was.
oh reaaaally...
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael thought about the meaning of life:
We need to hook you up with Maradon. Back in the Day, Bill was a bigger coffee mogul and guru than I was.
Ja'Deth NO! Just no. That is cruel and just wrong.
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Although I honestly can't think which one it would be more cruel to.
mmmmmm caffine
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How.... Somthor.... uughhhhhh:
I challenge you to a triple esspresso dringking contest. no milk no sugar stright black only first to vomit, make use of the restroom or develop spastic twitching LOSES
mmmmmm caffine
Except that some of us have natural twitches built in.
And I didn't think anyone can take 5 cups of 'Damn' and 4 no-doze and survive. (Damn is something invented from working A-Kon... think 6 expressos with chocolate milk, chocolate syrup and coco powder mixed in, per glass)
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Jajahotep had this to say about Captain Planet:
So that was YOU peeking in the car! You pervert!
No. They were FULLY visible from the front window. Another employee had come up and told me what was going on.
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Random Insanity Generator wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Except that some of us have natural twitches built in.And I didn't think anyone can take 5 cups of 'Damn' and 4 no-doze and survive. (Damn is something invented from working A-Kon... think 6 expressos with chocolate milk, chocolate syrup and coco powder mixed in, per glass)
...Damn
heh
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There was much rejoicing when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this:
...Damnheh
Yes... and when the 'secret ingreedient' is added it becomes 'Happy Damn'.
Happy Damn is guud.
my dad walked in and my mom was already asleeped and all i saw was his feet and his pants drop and boxers and then my moaning and giggling and I started to cry.
