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Topic: Today is Hate Day
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 11-17-2003 02:51:30 PM
gay fag jew
hey
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 11-17-2003 02:52:36 PM
This is Parcelan's hate day! The rest of us are supposed to be lawn ornaments. Quit arguing and suck it up.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 11-17-2003 02:54:10 PM
Okay.
Suddar
posted 11-17-2003 02:55:37 PM
Hate me.
D Spot
Pancake
posted 11-17-2003 03:06:33 PM
Let me join in on the hate.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 11-17-2003 03:26:46 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Katrinity!
I show my hate for this thread with Love!

<Hugs everyone> ^.^


What.. no cookies? *sniff sniff*

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-17-2003 03:29:07 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Jajahotep:
What.. no cookies? *sniff sniff*

<hands Jajahotep a cookie>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-17-2003 03:54:04 PM
Oh jesus, this sprang up real quick. I can't handle all this, so I'll have to address you all in groups.

If you're gay
Quit flamboyantly proclaiming it, you damn faggot. Nobody cares that you like shoving corn up your dickhole.

If you think you're an intellectual/philosopher/fellow who's smarter than the rest
Guess what? If you had some fucking intelligence, you wouldn't be trying to proclaim it on a messageboard full of freaks. It's easy to sound smart when you're surrounded by morons; I should know.

If you have some kind of problem that nobody else can understand
Thousands of Iraqis were slaughtered by their own people, millions of Africans are diseased, murdered and sold into slavery every day, and there a whole bunch of rapes and other such things in America today. When you're worth that many people, then you can talk.

If you cried when Aeris was killed
Time to eat some corn in preparation for Aury's visit.

But feel free to use this thread to express some hate of your own, duders.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 11-17-2003 03:59:22 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
Oh jesus, this sprang up real quick. I can't handle all this, so I'll have to address you all in groups.

Can I have some individual hate?

It's alright if no.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-17-2003 04:06:01 PM
If you're Liam
You have my genuine sympathies. Yours is the one plight that is actually respectable. I can't believe the well of sorrow and misery that is your life.

If you're Soldar
Why do people like you keep asking for hate when it's pretty fucking clear that you have no personality beyond either a shallow stereotype or a one-trick pony. Bring bring.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-17-2003 04:33:37 PM
*idly picks Parce's nose as his nose has been mined bare*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 11-17-2003 04:54:18 PM
You are just as useful as tits on a nun!
"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-17-2003 05:09:13 PM
I didn't even have to post.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-17-2003 06:24:10 PM
What do you have this time?
*Tal*
Pancake
posted 11-17-2003 06:53:12 PM
quote:
Broadzilla's account was hax0red to write:
You are just as useful as tits on a nun!

So.. only for giving choirboys wood on a cold winter day?

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 11-17-2003 06:55:23 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
Oh jesus, this sprang up real quick. I can't handle all this, so I'll have to address you all in groups.
Fuck you for not hating me! Die!
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 11-17-2003 07:11:58 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
If you're Soldar
Why do people like you keep asking for hate when it's pretty fucking clear that you have no personality beyond either a shallow stereotype or a one-trick pony. Bring bring.

Awesome.

Ace in the Spade
Pancake
posted 11-17-2003 07:41:22 PM
Bring it hamster boy!
Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 11-18-2003 02:43:57 AM
quote:
Ace in the Spade said this about your mom:
Bring it hamster boy!

You probly should have read up a bit, I'm sure you fit into one of the categories. Parce is too lazy/tired/busy/incompetant to insult us individually.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-18-2003 02:56:38 AM
hmmmm,
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-18-2003 02:57:18 AM
quote:
Rodent King had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You probly should have read up a bit, I'm sure you fit into one of the categories. Parce is too lazy/tired/busy/incompetant to insult us individually.

Your bratwurst is limp.

nem-x
posted 11-18-2003 04:21:19 AM
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 11-18-2003 10:58:35 AM
Poor Parce. He's all worn out.
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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