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JooJooFlop got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Is that a "Best of Abbi" moment or a "recently stricken with Alzheimer's" moment?
Just adding an extra verse every couple of days
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Abbikat had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Just adding an extra verse every couple of days
Oh. I figured maybe that was it, but it seemed weird to include the previous verses along with the new one.
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So quoth Katrinity:
Yo ho yo ho, a Pirate's life for me! <toasts Abbi with a mug of cold milk> ^.^
That had better be in a dirty mug.
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JooJooFlop said:
That had better be in a dirty mug.
Pour the milk, then stir it with your penis.
I make a great bartender.
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Mortious had this to say about Captain Planet:
Pour the milk, then stir it with your penis.I make a great bartender.
Today we've replaced Mort's milk with fresh Amazon River water. It's swimming with little candiru, aka the Viper fish. This little sucker likes to swim up the urethra for warmth and is impossible to remove except through amputation due to its very sharp spines. Lets see if he notices the different!
<hides in the bushes> ^.^
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From the book of Katrinity, chapter 3, verse 16:
Today we've replaced Mort's milk with fresh Amazon River water. It's swimming with little candiru, aka the Viper fish. This little sucker likes to swim up the urethra for warmth and is impossible to remove except through amputation due to its very sharp spines. Lets see if he notices the different!<hides in the bushes> ^.^
That sounds... painful... veryvery.. painful.
Mort would like that... 
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This insanity brought to you by JooJooFlop:
I have a hard time believing anything would want to snuggle up in Mort's peehole.
The feather-capped stickman pushed open the door leading to the galley and stepped inside. Around him, a sprawling kitchen of wood and metal was lain out, complete with pots and pans hanging from hooks. Utensils hung all about the walls, as well as various types of ingredients. The most interesting thing of all, though, was a squat, round prairie dog with a chefs hat, apron, and large wooden spoon standing tiptoe on a stool and stirring a pot larger than he.
Kagrama: "PAERKAL!!1 I haeve a new aissitaent foer yuo. Heis naem si Voerbias Haewiksn aend he weill be haelping yuo in haere!!11"
The prairie dog stopped stirring and looked deep in thought as he lifted to spoon to taste his cooking. Humming in satisfaction, he dropped the spoon back into the pot and spun on the stool to face the newcomers.
Parcelan: "Well, Ill be! Welcome to the galley, Vorbo me boy! Have a seat and try my newest creation. Itll put some hair on your tongue!"
Vorbis adjusted his lute again and looked back at Kagrama for suggestions, only to find that the first mate had already stepped back out and was gone.
Vorbis: Er.. uhm all right.
The prairie dog poured some stew into a rough bowl and grabbed a spoon, then hopped down off of his stool before waddling over and handing it to Vorbis.
Parcelan: Enjoy, lad! Its me mothers recipe and I wouldnt be where I am today without out, I tell you what.
Vorbis: You wouldnt be a furry little ships cook?
Parcelan, who had been making his way back to the stool, spun back around and put his paws on his hips. Glaring at Vorbis, he softened his gaze and affixed a smile.
Parcelan: I havent always been a cook, ye see, lad. Anyway, where ye from?
Vorbis stopped staring into his bowl and looked up at Parcelan again. He got this lute from a dying pirate who told him to Beware the Prairie Dog. Well, here was a prairie dog right in front of him. Hed have to be sly if he didnt want to end up like the old pirate. Hed have to be sneaky. Tact would be the way to go. He couldnt let the prairie dog know he was onto him.
Vorbis: So, are you a dangerous pirate who killed old Ozi Bones and are now currently plotting to take over this ship and use my map to get the treasure?
Parcelan: No. That was some other prairie dog.
Vorbis: Okay. Say, this is pretty good stew.
Meanwhile, in the Captains quarters...
Captain Kat: So, Doctor. You understand that on this ship, my orders are to be followed without question and that you will need to keep this map in my quarters for protection, I assume.
Doctor SchiVorago looked up from his teacup and raised his eyebrows in surprise at the Captain.
Dr. SchiVorago: Captain, I have doctorates in Philosophy, Soc...
Captain Kat: "I didnt ask what your degrees were, Doctor. I just want to keep things clear. Cookie?"
Captain Katrinity offered a plate of cookies to the Doctor, who gulped and took a couple. He looked down at his tea again and then back at her.
Dr. SchiVorago: Yes, maam.
After a quick munching of cookie, the Captain looked directly at the doctor and smiled.
Captain Kat: Good. Now where is this map?
Dr. SchiVorago: Oh, that. Vorbis has it. He keeps it with him at all times. Its on the inside of his lute.
Captain Kat: Then he should be up here as well. Lets step outside and see the ship off. Were due to leave dock in ten minutes. Shall we, Doctor?
The captain stood and paced across to the door, opening it to allow the doctor exit. Following him out, she closed the door behind them and proceeded to the helm, where Mister Kagrama awaited them.
Keep up the excellent work Baj!
"Ain't you the one..."
*snickers*
In the meantime, GIVE ME MORE PRAISE OHOHOHO. 
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Bajah had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Update will be either later today or perhaps tomorrow. This is my LAST DAY at this job, so...In the meantime, GIVE ME MORE PRAISE OHOHOHO.
Eep. You have another lined up? <hands Bajah a cookie> ^.^
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Bajah's account was hax0red to write:
Vorbis stopped staring into his bowl and looked up at Parcelan again. He got this lute from a dying pirate who told him to Beware the Prairie Dog. Well, here was a prairie dog right in front of him. Hed have to be sly if he didnt want to end up like the old pirate. Hed have to be sneaky. Tact would be the way to go. He couldnt let the prairie dog know he was onto him.Vorbis: So, are you a dangerous pirate who killed old Ozi Bones and are now currently plotting to take over this ship and use my map to get the treasure?
Parcelan: No. That was some other prairie dog.
Vorbis: Okay. Say, this is pretty good stew.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Bajah wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
In the meantime, GIVE ME MORE PRAISE OHOHOHO.
Bajah roxxors!!
So awesome it deserves an ending.
Transitioning from job to no-job. My request for more praise was mostly unheeded, though! Do people want more!? DO YOU WANT MORE! OHOHO.
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Bajah's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Working on it.Transitioning from job to no-job. My request for more praise was mostly unheeded, though! Do people want more!? DO YOU WANT MORE! OHOHO.
I DONT KNOW DO I WANT MORE HMMM
yes
I suppose that works...
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle thought about the meaning of life:
To mis-quote Nae mis-quoting me, "This thread made me laugh so much I jizzupoed!"
hahaha
Sorry for the delay, folks!
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Bajah had this to say about Tron:
Just to let anyone who is interested know, instead of settling into my 'no job' status to update, I'm now settling into my 'yes job' status again. As soon as I get comfortable here at work and have free time (which I'll no doubt have lots of), I'll get to finishing this upSorry for the delay, folks!
OMG MAKE UP YOUR MIND WORK OR DON'T
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Bajah had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Just to let anyone who is interested know, instead of settling into my 'no job' status to update, I'm now settling into my 'yes job' status again. As soon as I get comfortable here at work and have free time (which I'll no doubt have lots of), I'll get to finishing this upSorry for the delay, folks!
So much for catching up in FFXI, eh? Bummer-ish.
But please do more because I am freaking out FFS!
Vorbis: Were under attack! Batten down the hatches, port to starboard bow! Shiver me timbers! Im a little teapot!
Parcelan: Thats just the ship freein herself from the docks, lad. Nothing to worry about yet. Why dont ye head up top and watch while I get things in order here.
Vorbis released his grip on the stool and set his bowl down before hopping to his feet and heading towards the door that Parcelan opened for him, then stepped out onto the deck.
Vorbis: I knew that.
Parceland: Of course ye did. Watch out for the flying sharks, though.
Parcelan closed the door just as the scared expression returned to Vorbis face and before the boy could scramble back inside. After a few moments listening to the boy scratch the door frantically, Parcelan let his mind ponder!
Parcelan: I think the boy might be onto me. Were gonna have to be more careful round here, methinks.
Meanwhile, back on the bridge, where people who actually know how a ship works are busy getting the vessel underway
Kagrama: BAETTEN DOEWN the HAETCHES!!!11 RAEISE AEHNCOR!!11 RUHN UP the FLAEG!!1 PEORT TO STAERBARED BOEW!!!11 SHIEVAR MYE TIMBARS!!!11 ROASES AER RED!!!11
The camera pans to the entire crew stopping everything theyre doing to look up at the first mate in complete and utter confusion.
Tal: What the fuck did he just say to us?
In response, a short, chubby, dirty, smelly, balding, ugly, wild-eyed, old sailor stepped out of the shadows and cleared his throat.
Mog: I believe, dear chums, he wishes for us to prepare this wondrous vessel for departure from this fine harbor and make way out to sea.
Big Gyd: Does everyone on this ship speak in some foreign language that no one can understand?
The smelly little man cleared his throat again and continued.
Mog: I siad i thnk he wnts us t gte the ship reddi to go so we cna get outa her and strat saling arond the wrold.
Big Gyd: Oh.
The big sailor walked away mumbling something about needing a new job, like being a lawyer or something, shaking his head. As he walks past some rigging, you see Vorbis clinging to a rope ladder, watching the sailors beginning to return to their work and preparing the ship for departure. He seems excited, but looking in the sky for some reason as well.
More to come! Sorry for taking so long. I'll get there
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Bajah had time to sputter this out before being killed by an Orcish Fodder:
Mog: I believe, dear chums, he wishes for us to prepare this wondrous vessel for departure from this fine harbor and make way out to sea.Big Gyd: Does everyone on this ship speak in some foreign language that no one can understand?
The smelly little man cleared his throat again and continued.
Mog: I siad i thnk he wnts us t gte the ship reddi to go so we cna get outa her and strat saling arond the wrold.
Big Gyd: Oh.
Beautiful! 
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
I'm SO gonna be the star later on..
or get punked because "DAED MEN TEL KNOW TAEILS!!!"
