*hits '1' for an encore*
It's not something people hear about.
*dials 1 for !!1!11one!*
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Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
The katana flies by and impales itself on the video arcade machine.[/i]nem-x: Gasp! SHINOBI'S BACK! HE'S BACK![/spoiler]
Best line in the whole bunch!
dials 1
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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*presses 1*
*presses 1*
*Dials 1*
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That rocked, a fine piece of work. I am bruised by the power of it.
1.
Pretty damn funny Parce. Good work.
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quote:
Falaanla Marr was naked while typing this:
That was excellently done. There are still people left to be kileld though! Do we just assume they were all from Insignifica?111111111111111111
either that or some of them are still in the prairie dogs' good graces enough to live. That or we work for him.
[ 11-18-2003: Message edited by: KaLourin ]
edit: oops. *presses 1*
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Neo-Blindy said:
OMG 2!
2 is the "I want burly men to take me anally" number.
Enjoy your burly men.
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Falaanla Marr said this:
2 is the "I want burly men to take me anally" number.Enjoy your burly men.
quote:
Falaanla Marr said this about your mom:
2 is the "I want burly men to take me anally" number.Enjoy your burly men.
You're giving? 
(it had to be said) 111111111111
quote:
Falaanla Marr must think they're pretty smart:
2 is the "I want burly men to take me anally" number.Enjoy your burly men.
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
quote:
Nina had this to say about Optimus Prime:
You're giving?
(it had to be said) 111111111111
I WEAR A HOOD WHEN I DO SO FOR A REASON.
Y'know what? I just realized that before Insignifica got nuked, I didn't manage to say a single thing about swords!
Scene opens on a walkway leading up to a large convention center. Walking down the path are three figures. One is a small and girlish man, his blonde hair up in spikes and wearing a queer purple uniform with a Buster sword on his back. The other is a familiar looking Italian lass wearing a white sports bra and miniskirt. Finally, following them, is a hairy man wearing a hairbow and a pink dress.
Lashanna: This is by far your worst idea ever, Lemmy.
Lemmy: Cosplay is fun! Besides, you know I can make you do what I want by using my psuedo-masculine charms on you.
Lashanna: Curses...
Fae: But why do I have to be Aeris?
Lemmy: I used my wiles on you.
Fae: Oh my Lord...what does that say about me?
Lemmy: Don't worry guys, this year we're sure to win Best Cosplayers. Assuming that is...
A sudden scream from Lashanna draws the odd man's attention to behind him, where Faeris stands with a gigantic katana blade sticking from his gut. The familiar operatic music of One-Winged Angel begins to play.
Faeris: But...but we didn't even get to be involved in some bizarre love triangle!
His woes are cut short as he slides off of the blade, revealing a short, fat prairie dog sporting a black trenchcoat, a single black wing and long, silver hair. He hefts his massive sword and approaches the remaining two.
Lashanna: Wait, what...wasn't I already in this? I seem to remem-UGH!
She collapses over as the prairie dog bashes her over the head with the handle of his blade. He then scurries over to the remaining faux Cloud and swings his blade, snapping the flat of it against Lemmy's leg.
Lemmy: PAINFUL...yet, strangely arousing.
The prairie dog swings again, taking his leg clean off.
Lemmy: AUGH! NOW IT'S JUST PAINFUL! AWFUL PAIN!
The prairie dog ends the cries by kicking the newly-gimped Lemmy over and letting his head smash upon the pavement. The music slowly comes to a halt as the prairie dog sheathes his blade and walks off, finally finished with his mission.
Suddenly, a man wearing a poorly-made red trenchcoat and metallic, claw-like arm scurries on the scene, infuriated.
Batty: Dammit guys, you weren't supposed to start the mass suicide until I made the kool-aid!
The End
quote:
Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Batty: Dammit guys, you weren't supposed to start the mass suicide until I made the kool-aid!
Survey Says: YES.
It's not something people hear about.
quote:
nem-x had this to say about pies:
[xIMG]http://www.homestead.com/batutisz/files/nem-x/stuff/ohyeah.jpg[/IMG]
Impressive reference to The Critic.
Scene opens in a crowded school hall as a tall football lad gleefully walks down, whistling a tune.
Lenlalron: I'm Lenlalron! My life is going great! I just finally asked out my crush, and she said YES! My grades are through the roof, people are starting to respect me, and I couldn't be happier!
Eventually, he bumps into a quiet girl with messy hair dressed in black.
Lenlalron: Well, hello Kloie!
Kloie: Good morning, Lenlalron! You're in a good mood!
Lenlalron: I am! How about you?
Kloie: Well, I am finally feared and respected around the school for my pseudo-gothic lifestyle. In addition, I also have a brand new tricycle. Oh look, here comes Nicole!
A pixie-Canadian type thing bumbles onto the scene.
Nicole: Life is pain, but today is good! ^_^
Lenlalron: ^_^
Kloie: ^_^
Lenlalron: Say, where's Lazzay at?
Suddenly, a nearby locker bursts open as a fat prairie dog charges into the hallway, swinging around a dead, blonde chocobo-thing like a flail. He quickly uses the Lazzay-and-chain to beat the skulls in of Kloie and Nicole, creating a bleeding mess in the hall.
Lenlalron: Oh, there she is!
The prairie dog punches Lenlalron in the face and crams the chocobo into his maw, letting him choke to death on her feathers.
THE End...for now?
I know I am.
Keep them coming or your balls are forfeit.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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