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Aw, geez, I have Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael all over myself!
You couldn't get Al Gore into one of those motorcycle riding outfits Sage wore in the last round of pics, even if you used a tub of butter, a crowbar, and the threat of having to have sex with Tipper Gore.
Sex, maybe. But tell him he can kiss Tipper Gore in front of a camera and he'll be all over that shit.
Like a hobo on a ham sandwich!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I stopped at a rest stop to take a leak, and there was a sign with a picture of a penis tip squirting jiz toward a pair of lips with an X through them. I think the message was "Don't swallow." 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Everyone wondered WTF when Bloodsage wrote:
Switzerland has the funniest safe-sex ads anywhere!I stopped at a rest stop to take a leak, and there was a sign with a picture of a penis tip squirting jiz toward a pair of lips with an X through them. I think the message was "Don't swallow."
I think it was a condom commercial from Switzerland that I had seen.
It had this little boy with his dad in the grocery store. The little boy puts candy in the cart, and his dad takes it out. They do this four or five times and the little boy starts shouting in some foreign language(the commercial was either Switz or German) while tearing everything off the shelves. Everyone is staring at the father and he just sighs, and it cuts to a black screen with the picture of a condom package on it. [ 09-06-2003: Message edited by: Cool Hand Luke ]
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We were all impressed when Cool Hand Luke wrote:
I think it was a condom commercial from Switzerland that I had seen.It had this little boy with his dad in the grocery store. The little boy puts candy in the cart, and his dad takes it out. They do this four or five times and the little boy starts shouting in some foreign language(the commercial was either Switz or German) while tearing everything off the shelves. Everyone is staring at the father and he just sighs, and it cuts to a black screen with the picture of a condom package on it.
It was in french. He was screaming "JE VEUX LES BONBONS!"
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Cool Hand Luke had this to say about Tron:
I think it was a condom commercial from Switzerland that I had seen.It had this little boy with his dad in the grocery store. The little boy puts candy in the cart, and his dad takes it out. They do this four or five times and the little boy starts shouting in some foreign language(the commercial was either Switz or German) while tearing everything off the shelves. Everyone is staring at the father and he just sighs, and it cuts to a black screen with the picture of a condom package on it.
LOL
I wish I'd seen that. That's pretty funny.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lyinar Ka`Bael said:
LOLI wish I'd seen that. That's pretty funny.
It was posted before, just in french.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this stupid crap:
You couldn't get Al Gore into one of those motorcycle riding outfits Sage wore in the last round of pics, even if you used a tub of butter, a crowbar, and the threat of having to have sex with Tipper Gore.
What pics?
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent highman said:
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'
all im going to say is crack head u are dumb.
your pasword was ez to guess.
ohh ya elvish crack piper ...
your G.A.Y
Die.
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highman had this to say about (_|_):
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'
all im going to say is crack head u are dumb.
your pasword was ez to guess.
ohh ya elvish crack piper ...
your G.A.Y
I CAN SAFELY SAY I WANT YOU TO GET CANCER
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Liam painfully thought these words up:
I CAN SAFELY SAY I WANT YOU TO GET CANCER
You can always edit both of his posts...
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Oscar 3/Xray 1 said this about your mom:
You can always edit both of his posts...
Yes, but I still want his stupidity displayed. And if I edit them, people will be asking me for a week "Why did you edit it, senor Liam!" so Ill just let it stay.
busy day around here.It's not something people hear about.
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Verily, highman doth proclaim:
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'
all im going to say is crack head u are dumb.
your pasword was ez to guess.
ohh ya elvish crack piper ...
your G.A.Y
Who the fuck are you?
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highman scribbled:
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'
all im going to say is crack head u are dumb.
your pasword was ez to guess.
ohh ya elvish crack piper ...
your G.A.Y
Did you think I was kidding, you dumb fuck?
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Jens thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Why does ECP bring so many retards here?
Nope, just one that wont leave.
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Drysart thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Did you think I was kidding, you dumb fuck?
You want his personal information? [ 09-21-2003: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]
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Drysart had this to say about John Romero:
Did you think I was kidding, you dumb fuck?
Pwn him, Drys. Pwn him good.
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[ 09-22-2003: Message edited by: highman ]
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There was much rejoicing when JYD said this:
Hey Elvish Crack Piper. When you say kelso is a cesspool of idiocy. Are you saying everyone? Or is there a few exceptions to some of the people?
He said everyone, you illiterate grandma.
so elfy you are saying that u are an idiot right or are u exluding people that were not born in kelso? becouse then kelso would only be 15-20% Idiotic!
so are u an idiot or are u just contradicting yourself? 
ohh ya on another note..
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Zabe The Confused stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Everybody hates my brother?
they do, so inturn he turns to the computer to selfpromote and try to have a small form of social life. ohh and if u are such a great mind how come u have typos, genious dont miss spell............ or is it all a lie to make yourself look good?
sorry the truth hurts now try to come back with somthing that sounds smart ...
ohh ya eric is a dumb ass and dosent know how to approch this situation so i am [ 09-22-2003: Message edited by: highman ]
so leave him out of it....
so i will wait for your grand comeback genious.
[ 09-23-2003: Message edited by: Liam ]
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
[ 09-23-2003: Message edited by: Zabe The Confused ]
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From the book of JYD, chapter 3, verse 16:
O.K then so he basically called himself an idiot as well. Thats all I was wondering. thank you for clearing that up for me.
Who are you?
ohh ya on another note..
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Zabe The Confused stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Everybody hates my brother?
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they do, so inturn he turns to the computer to selfpromote and try to have a small form of social life. ohh and if u are such a great mind how come u have typos, genious dont miss spell............ or is it all a lie to make yourself look good?
sorry the truth hurts now try to come back with somthing that sounds smart ...
ohh ya eric is a dumb ass and dosent know how to approch this situation so i am
so leave him out of it....
so i will wait for your grand comeback genious.
i guess ppl dont want my posts on here...
[ 09-23-2003: Message edited by: Liam ]
What's all this, n00b? Got a crush on ECP or something?
ohh ya on another note..
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Zabe The Confused stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Everybody hates my brother?
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they do, so inturn he turns to the computer to selfpromote and try to have a small form of social life. ohh and if u are such a great mind how come u have typos, genious dont miss spell............ or is it all a lie to make yourself look good?
sorry the truth hurts now try to come back with somthing that sounds smart ...
ohh ya eric is a dumb ass and dosent know how to approch this situation so i am
so leave him out of it....
so i will wait for your grand comeback genious.
[ 09-23-2003: Message edited by: Liam ]
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A sleep deprived Highmember stammered:
incoherent babble
Go. Away.
Highman/Highmember whatever your the same idiot either way so why the heck are you coming here for the sole purpose of insulting me?
Kids, this isn't the place to live out your masochistic circle-jerks. Go wait patiently in your rooms while we work on a way to go back in time to give your parents a form of birth control.
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Take time with a wounded Highmember, cause it likes to heal:
ohh ya on another note..
[ 09-23-2003: Message edited by: Black ]
no offence ment to any one but elvish crack..quote:By whom?
Take time with a wounded Highmember, cause it likes to heal:
First i was invited to the fourm
