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How.... Cool Hand Luke.... uughhhhhh:
You people have entirely too much time on your hands.
Well, you dont have enough time on your hands, cause they're occupied flipping burgers and shooting Snoota juice at the ceiling.
Burn.
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Skaw had this to say about Captain Planet:
Well, you dont have enough time on your hands, cause they're occupied flipping burgers and shooting Snoota juice at the ceiling.Burn.
It hardly counts as a "burn" when it fails to make any sort of sense.
And coming from me, that's pretty fucking rather arrogant.
He got here by accident
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There was much rejoicing when Elvish Crack Piper said this:
Note: I did NOT invite him.He got here by accident
Sounds like the story of your coming onto the Earth.
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This one time, at Where's Waisz? camp:
Sounds like the story of your coming onto the Earth.
Holy shit.
Waisz actually made a funny flame.
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Cool Hand Luke attempted to be funny by writing:
Holy shit.Waisz actually made a funny flame.
Seriously, he keeps asking me why I have him on ignore and I keep telling him it's because he's fucking stupid. He's on some kind of college class deal; Lord only knows how that happened when foreign eighth graders could probably write ECP's native language better than he could. No spell checker could compensate for the level of stupid that he produces.
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Where's Waisz? stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Seriously, he keeps asking me why I have him on ignore and I keep telling him it's because he's fucking stupid. He's on some kind of college class deal; Lord only knows how that happened when foreign eighth graders could probably write ECP's native language better than he could. No spell checker could compensate for the level of stupid that he produces.
Why would you have him on ignore if you read his posts? 
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Verily, Gadanii doth proclaim:
Why would you have him on ignore if you read his posts?
I only read a few of them to get context info in a thread, douchebag.
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Check out the big brain on Where's Waisz?!
I only read a few of them to get context info in a thread, douchebag.
Alright then, fucktard.
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Gadanii had this to say about Pirotess:
Alright then, fucktard.
Go away.
And I got on RS because I happen to be a fucking genius compared to most people in my school.
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I dunno, so occasionally(usually when Im tired) I spell poorly.And I got on RS because I happen to be a fucking genius compared to most people in my school.
Damn, then you get thrown in here and suddenly you're a dumbass all over again. What a bummer.
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Pirotess:
I dunno, so occasionally(usually when Im tired) I spell poorly.And I got on RS because I happen to be a fucking genius compared to most people in my school.
What a school! Does everyone have to wear bibs?
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
We have quite a few short busses.
I hope I dont come off as an idiot, I know how to do intelectual stuff I just dont come to EC t odo that.
Thanks for all you do!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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So quoth Elvish Crack Piper:
Only two or three tables do.We have quite a few short busses.
I hope I dont come off as an idiot, I know how to do intelectual stuff I just dont come to EC t odo that.
Smart people know when you're bullshitting them.
Don't feel bad. We wouldn't expect you to know that, dumbass.
Thanks for the random insults though, gotta love it.
[ 09-03-2003: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]
edit: we have like 30 mentally... (whatever politcally correct word) here. Its not BS.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Elvish Crack Piper absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Only two or three tables do.We have quite a few short busses.
I hope I dont come off as an idiot, I know how to do intelectual stuff I just dont come to EC t odo that.
You realize that's almost as transparent as the tired, "Haha I was arguing poorly just to taunt you!"
Don't tell us how smart you are--show us. No one buys, "I'm smarter than you, but I choose not to show it 'cause I'm chillin' here at EC."
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
I didn't say I was smarter than them, I said I was smarter than the kids at my school.
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Elvish Crack Piper's fortune cookie read:
I know sage, ya told me the same thing a few months ago
I didn't say I was smarter than them, I said I was smarter than the kids at my school.
or
- Gawd! What kind of other pupils attend your school? Fucking Amoebas??!
or
- You're home-schooled, right?
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- Gawd! What kind of other pupils attend your school? Fucking Amoebas??!
Thats one way of putting it.
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The Body Snatchers version of Where's Waisz? wrote this:
Did your english teachers just go up in front of the class and jack off all day every day?
what did you means mye englich teasherz jaked of all thuh tiem and i turnd aut OK
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Nobody really understood why Elvish Crack Piper wrote:
We work more twoards writing research papers in my english courses
I guess as long as you can research a topic and write it down, it doesn't matter that your teacher can't read it.
Go you. 
My typing isnt bad, and for a grade I do proofread.
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Elvish Crack Piper stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
My professors can read it.My typing isnt bad, and for a grade I do proofread.
Your typing is fucking awful. Don't start with that shit.
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about John Romero:
I dont see anything wrong with my typing, using page one of this thread as an example.
You don't?
It's not something people hear about.
Aside from that, no.
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Pirotess:
Correction, at one point i used tap instead of tab.Aside from that, no.
I see a few things wrong.
It's not something people hear about.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Sean had this to say about dark elf butts:
I see a few things wrong.
Like the title of the fucking thread?
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Cool Hand Luke had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Like the title of the fucking thread?
Shhhh.
It's not something people hear about.
