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Bloodsage

Heart Attack

posted 08-06-2003 12:27:54 PM

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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Cool Hand Luke gently hums:
You're god damn right you do. Now toss my salad.

I saw that in a movie, once. Totally disgusting.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Bricktop

Old and Gay

posted 08-06-2003 12:31:08 PM

I like Chris Rock's little joke about this guy on some HBO Prison show, who was being interviewed by a reporter.

Reporter: But why do you choose to make the new inmates do that? Why not make them perform oral sex or something else?
Prisoner: Well, when a man's suckin' your dick, he can pretend it's something else. But when he's eatin' ass, he knows it's ass.

(Of course, it's a lot funnier the way he said it. stfu)

[ 08-06-2003: Message edited by: Cool Hand Luke ]

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

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