[ 06-30-2003: Message edited by: OldHickory ]
It's not something people hear about.
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OldHickory wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
What shit smeared sole of a shoe do they the scrape some of these retarded employee's from?
Do you want to work at McDonald's?
Besides, they couldn't trust a Jew behind the counter. We'd steal from the till. [ 06-30-2003: Message edited by: OldHickory ]
Nearly everytime I've had a customer complain to me about an employee being inept at their job it was because they were new. I don't think I've ever had someone complain about an employee's ability(there are complaints about rudeness, of course!) after an employee has been there a month. And a lot of the times, it's the customers fault their order is wrong and they just can't accept that they might have screwed up.
For example(and I know it isn't directly related, but it is still in the spirit of how most customers view things when going in to a place they get service from!), there is a pole in our drive thru. That pole has been there for years. That pole has not moved one inch in the almost ten years it has been there. But everytime some dumb ass scrapes the side of his car against our pole, the first thing he says when he gets me or another Manager to the window is, "Your pole hit my car," and then wants us to pay for it.
And your very answer proved my point about why we hire the people we do! The only people who WANT to work at McDonald's are 16 and getting their first job, too stupid to find a job anywhere else and are from south of the boarder and don't speak English. The people we manage to ensnare(like me!) who don't want to work at McDonald's get pushed through to Management within the first year and are rarely the ones to take your order and serve you directly.
I know it's a hard concept. I'll give you a few minutes to let it sink in.
Nwist!: Fucking Jews
Skaw: fag lag jew
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So quoth Comrade Snoota:
I was very confused for a moment after that revelation, but then I remembered you were a stupid fag Jew.
As opposed to a Jens fag burger flipper. Good career choice, though. Love the beef...love the cock. [ 06-30-2003: Message edited by: OldHickory ]
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From the book of OldHickory, chapter 3, verse 16:
As opposed to a sutpid fag burger flipper. Good career choice, though. Love the beef...love the cock.
At least he can spell "stupid".
Can you spell "moron"?
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Jens had this to say about pies:
At least he can spell "stupid".Can you spell "moron"?
moran. wait crap. lemme go back to my trailer and rewrite this sign 
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OldHickory Model 2000 was programmed to say:
As opposed to a Jens fag burger flipper.
Would now be a bad time to point out that I have probably made less than twenty burgers in two years and within two months of getting the job I was running the store during my shift?
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Comrade Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Would now be a bad time to point out that I have probably made less than twenty burgers in two years and within two months of getting the job I was running the store during my shift?
So in the gorilla cage, you're the silver back? [ 06-30-2003: Message edited by: OldHickory ]
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This one time, at OldHickory camp:
Yeah. I did in my edit.
No actually, you spelled "Jens" which is nothing like "Moron". You'll notice the only letter they have in common is "n".
Are you from Israel? Maybe that's why your English is so shitty.
Edit: Hey, shitty English. That qualifies you for McDonalds. [ 06-30-2003: Message edited by: Jens ]
And most of the store managers and above have degrees in some form of some economic setting. Except my old Muslim boss from Iran. He had a degree in kicking the shit out of stupid fag jews. 
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Jens had this to say about Optimus Prime:
No actually, you spelled "Jens" which is nothing like "Moron". You'll notice the only letter they have in common is "n".Are you from Israel? Maybe that's why your English is so shitty.
Edit: Hey, shitty English. That qualifies you for McDonalds.
No. I was using a synonym.
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Nobody really understood why Addy wrote:
So you're a Jew. Hoo-ray. Should I start parading around and declaring how I'm a Catholic to everyone I know?
It's not something people hear about.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Dr. Pvednes, PhD said:
Catholic schoolgirls are delicious.
Let me ask you: What is so great about catholic schoolgirls?
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Nobody really understood why Jens wrote:
Let me ask you: What is so great about catholic schoolgirls?
What's not great about them?
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Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle had this to say about Knight Rider:
What's not great about them?
I'm not sure. They seem perfectly ordinary to me, except in uniforms.
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Check out the big brain on Jens!
Let me ask you: What is so great about catholic schoolgirls?
There's a saying about Teachers' and Preachers' Daughters.
Catholic Schoolgirls are sort of both at once. I guess.
I have no idea. I think it's gotten to the point where I avoid mentioning ever going to a Catholic school.
Joe:
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow...
Father Riley:
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
Mary:
Warren Cuccurullo...
Father Riley:
Catholic Boys!
Mary:
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
Father Riley:
Catholic Boys!
Mary:
Vinnie Colaiuta...
Chorus:
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?
Father Riley:
Catholic Girls
Warren:
Carmenita Scarfone!
Father Riley:
Catholic Girls
Officer Butzis:
Hey! She gave me VD!
Father Riley:
Catholic Girls!
Warren:
Toni Carbone!
Chorus:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!
Joe:
VD vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees
Larry:
She was on her knees,
My little Catholic Girl
Chorus:
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
I want you.
In the uniform, with another chick wearing a nun's habit, and carrying a yard stick with holes drilled in it.
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Lashanna had this to say about the Spice Girls:
There's a saying about Teachers' and Preachers' Daughters.Catholic Schoolgirls are sort of both at once. I guess.
I have no idea. I think it's gotten to the point where I avoid mentioning ever going to a Catholic school.
Seems rather stupid to me.
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Jens had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Let me ask you: What is so great about catholic schoolgirls?
Plaid skirts and sexual repression, amoung other things. Pretty much what Lash said. [ 07-01-2003: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]
1. Catholic school girls occasionally are suppose to fit the bill of perfect innocence.
2. Because Catholic school girls are imposed with more restrictions about behavior they are more likely to give it up.
Either works for most guys.
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The Great Voldo had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Upskirt fetishes!
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Palador ChibiDragon impressed everyone with:
Just make sure it's a Catholic schoolgirl before you sneak a grope, and not a Scotsman.
Since they're so hard to tell apart, yanno.
