Oh wait, I forgot, Waisztarroz produces 120 gallons of testosterone a day, he can bench two tons, and is a manly 50TH LEVEL RUNEMASTER GEEK. You loser. Shut the hell up, now. I'm groaning. Give it up, pal.

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about John Romero:
No Waisztarroz, "gymnastics" does not mean "ballet." "Gymnastics" are physical exercises that work strength, agility, and endurance. Don't dismiss for a second that I could beat the shit out of you, or more likely, slice your gut open with a knife and tear out your innards.

Oh wait, I forgot, Waisztarroz produces 120 gallons of testosterone a day, he can bench two tons, and is a manly 50TH LEVEL RUNEMASTER GEEK. You loser. Shut the hell up, now. I'm groaning. Give it up, pal.

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I still think it's funny you're attempting to use "i can beat you up! omg!" when there are guns that rip someone's torso wide open. If I saw you coming for me in the street, do you think I'd get out so we could fight like in DBZ? No, you deceived moron, I'm going to keep driving until I hear that pleasant thump under my tires.

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But anyway, yeah, I'm sure you carry a gun while you're walking down the street, if you even do go outside that is.

You're the one that attacked him first. Now you're arguing about how if he was approaching you, in your CAR, you'd run him down. Why the fuck would he even approach you in your car... ?

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Korvus stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I don't remember him saying "omg!"

But anyway, yeah, I'm sure you carry a gun while you're walking down the street, if you even do go outside that is.

You're the one that attacked him first. Now you're arguing about how if he was approaching you, in your CAR, you'd run him down. Why the fuck would he even approach you in your car... ?

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Get out of the flameball forum. You don't belong.

And actually, how do you belong more? I wanna hear this.

[ 06-19-2003: Message edited by: Korvus ]

Watch Waisz use gay jokes! Watch Waisz not know what the fuck he's saying! Watch Waisz insult looks anonymously! Watch Waisz blame a fight he started on someone else!

He's so manly, he really does have a broad chin. I've seen it with my own two eyes. The way he pushes those pencils in calculus problems... Hoo baby. Take me for a drive on your stick shift.

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Korvus had this to say about Tron:
Why don't I belong in a free, public forum?

And actually, how do you belong more? I wanna hear this.

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I've got this feeling you're going to carry things from here to the other forums.

That feeling is all I need to be justified.

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Everyone wondered WTF when Where's Waisz? wrote:
I've got this feeling you're going to carry things from here to the other forums.

That feeling is all I need to be justified.

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So you're assuming that i'm a moron? Thanks Waisztarroz.

And a feeling is all you need to be justified? How arrogant can you get.

i contribute more than anyone else ever could!

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Where's Waisz? got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
look at me! I'm fazumzen! most of my posts are "shut up" or "that's dumb" or "that's dumb, shut up!"

i contribute more than anyone else ever could!

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look at me! I'm waisz! ur dumb

You could have just said, "Your posts don't mean anything," but that's just nitpicking, considering everything in this thread has counted.

And by the way, you've been banned, what, three times? Don't act like you're a better forum member than I am.

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Pirotess:
look at me! I'm waisz! ur dumb

You could have just said, "Your posts don't mean anything," but that's just nitpicking, considering everything in this thread has counted.

And by the way, you've been banned, what, three times? Don't act like you're a better forum member than I am.

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What's that, bruce banner?

Try not to get so angry, hulk, I can't understand what you're saying.

Edit: Just in case you don't understand this either, it was a rhetorical question. I know that you actually couldn't think of anything better to say.

[ 06-19-2003: Message edited by: Fazum'Zen Fastfist ]

There's a good question for NASA!

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Why does someone so smart spend time engaging in "retarded" fights?

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No, please, answer mine first.

Nice to check out this forum and see half the flames belonging to you, all with the same element of, "Hey, geek! You are math nerd! Ha ha ha!" It makes me wonder, are you insecure in your life? Do you flame various anonymous people on the world wide web just to make you feel better?

Check out this website, http://www.coping.org/growth/security.htm

Anyway, since this is a flame board, I'll add my bit.

Faz, no one cares about you on EverCrest. All you do day and day is add pointless trash to various topics, claiming the title of "lol im so funnay n dumb" once again. You talk about how you wanted to get rid of your schtick of being a martial artist, yet you use that as a defense in flaming. What the hell do you expect? Honestly, if you have to jump back and rely on your "elite athletic skills," it makes me wonder what sort of life you're going to be leading. These "math nerds" end up with the highest paying jobs with a wonderful wife/man, awesome children, an expensive car, and anything you can even dream of. Sure, you can become a professional gymnist, but what's that going to net you per year? 20k? Definitely not 100k+ a year.

Let's take this as an example:

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Don't dismiss for a second that I could beat the shit out of you, or more likely, slice your gut open with a knife and tear out your innards.

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What exactly does this accomplish? Wow, you can threaten someone on a messageboard! I wish I were as cool as you, being able to threaten to beat the "shit" out of someone, tearing out their organs. No, seriously. I want to be like that so bad. Life is about beating people up, isn't it?

Yes, I'm becoming a "math nerd" as well, as I'm planning to take Calc 1&2 during my senior year. Why? Because I want to be *up* there in life, not slugging around in Burger King for the rest of my life, flipping burgers and stalking agents in my pasttime to convince them, "I can bench 500 lbs! Seriously, I would be a STAR! Check out my kicks! CHECK OUT THAT FORM! I have everything required to live life to the fullest!"

Have you ever wondered why people go to school, Faz? Take their classes seriously, getting good grades? Good grades = good college = good job = good life. The path you're taking, from what you're portraying on EC, leads to disaster. I wouldn't be surprised if people would avoid you in Burger King, because you mess up a simple cheeseburger because YOU CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND TEAR APART ITS INNARDS OMG OMG OMG.

Go home, Faz. Get off these boards. No one really cares about your opinion.

And Adrecia, I'm not going to read that because I'm certain it's too boring.

Ok fine I read it, and what you don't actually know about me is that I'm taking pre-calculus next year. (sophomore) If I do indeed get good grades in that class, which shouldn't be too hard, I'll be taking calculus before you in school.

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Knight Rider:
Surely you must understand why I'm out of place here. I usually go here to pass time or get news about video games. Usually people here can recommend games for me or give me help on a game.

And Adrecia, I'm not going to read that because I'm certain it's too boring.

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I'll sum it up for you.

You're an insecure loser who's going to end up in the gutter.

Most of us beat Doom nine years ago.

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about (_|_):
Ok fine I read it, and what you don't actually know about me is that I'm taking pre-calculus next year. (sophomore) If I do indeed get good grades in that class, which shouldn't be too hard, I'll be taking calculus before you in school.

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Try reading the rest of the post, too. Good skills for when you fill out contracts for housing - oops, then again, as SUPER MARTIAL ARTIST WHO BEATS UP GEEKS, I'm sure you'd rather spend your life with your parents instead.

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Addy wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Try reading the rest of the post, too. Good skills for when you fill out contracts for housing - oops, then again, as SUPER MARTIAL ARTIST WHO BEATS UP GEEKS, I'm sure you'd rather spend your life with your parents instead.

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The rest of the post is inconsequential. No, I'm not leaving until I'm forced to leave, and yes, you just wrote that part for nothing. (This is a flame forum, for flames)

Go away.

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So quoth Fazum'Zen Fastfist:
The rest of the post is inconsequential. No, I'm not leaving until I'm forced to leave, and yes, you just wrote that part for nothing. (This is a flame forum, for flames)

Go away.

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Your flames are barely *even* flames. More like ramblings from a young little kid who was grounded from their gaming console and decided to take it out on an anonymous person.

You have an awfully big cock for a woman.

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*kiss!*

You have an awfully big cock for a woman.

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This is the flame forum, not the lame forum.

Y'all go back to General and let the professionals handle this.

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Where's Waisz? had this to say about John Romero:
This is the flame forum, not the lame forum.

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All sizzle and no steak!

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This insanity brought to you by Fazum'Zen Fastfist:
*kiss!*

You have an awfully big cock for a woman.

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Out of ideas so soon?

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Zaza had this to say about Punky Brewster:
He'll dropkick his way to a house. Really, when the landlord goes, "Yo Faz, where's my rent?" he'll go "HAI I pay no rent or I will SMASH YOUR FACE!" and the landlord will go "Whoa you're too cool." and then he'll live for free and get lots of chicks.

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When I grow up I want to be an ass-dealer.

I'll deal in all things ass.

You know, because I have expertise in that area....

The area of ass.

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist's account was hax0red to write:
Are you in college Addy?

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Where I come from, people take pre-calculus senior year. (HIGH SCHOOL) I'm taking AP calculus junior year.

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It's time to use LOGIC!

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Addy got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Majority of people I know take either Calculus or Calc 2&3 senior year in High School. And even when following your school's ways, then said people take calculus as a freshman in college.

It's time to use LOGIC!

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Well I don't know, you could very well be a moron/have a school a year or two behind! That's pretty interesting that you have actual Calculus classes in your school though, because I have to go to a nearby college to do mine.

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Captain Planet:
Well I don't know, you could very well be a moron/have a school a year or two behind! That's pretty interesting that you have actual Calculus classes in your school though, because I have to go to a nearby college to do mine.

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Calculus 1 is an actual school course. 2&3 are done via some TV thing with a local college (non-community).