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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-03-2003 12:11:08 PM
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This insanity brought to you by Kahuna Ryuu:
I think now that UBT is back, Josh could no longer stay on base.


Well.. the Base Commander approved it, just Housing was being flaky. We were told before we moved in that it would be approved, but when the Shirt went to hand in the paperwork, he was told that it probably wouldn't get approved. So Josh had to move.


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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-03-2003 12:11:32 PM
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Vernaltemptress absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Who wants a kitten now?

Nice try! You still can't have one.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-03-2003 12:15:19 PM
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Bloodsage spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Nice try! You still can't have one.

Buy her a cute, cuddly fox then! ^.^

Red or Fennec variety

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-03-2003 12:21:55 PM
OMG Vernal.. you can do to 'Sage like I did to my Dad when I wanted to rescue my cat from my evil ex-stepmom!

I would call his pager and say "heeeere kitty kitty kitty!!!", this was back in the day when pagers were voice... MUHAHA!

I would leave sticky notes all over the house that said the same thing.

I went and bought cat food and put it on the kitchen table.

I would call the answering machine and leave messages for the cat.

I would put notes in his car saying "where's my kitty?" or "Kat wants to come HOME NOW!"

I did this for like a week, and he finally gave in. I went to Califonia for a week, and when I came home, my Kat was home! YAY!!!!!!!!!!

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-03-2003 12:24:06 PM
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How.... Sith Lord Nae.... uughhhhhh:
"Kat wants to come HOME NOW!"

Teehee! Take me home, Nae!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2003 12:27:51 PM
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Bloodsage said:
Nice try! You still can't have one.

*imagines Bloodsage's dog casually walking up to a kitten and eating it like a stray potato chip*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-03-2003 12:30:56 PM
Vrooom.

Vroooom...

VROOOOO-ertSCCREEEEEECCHHH

*thud*

...




Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2003 12:31:36 PM
Yay! Counter measures!
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-03-2003 12:37:06 PM
*pistolwhips Black*
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-03-2003 12:38:14 PM
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Sith Lord Nae wrote this crap. Can you believe it? Jesus.
*pistolwhips Black*
OH GOD MY LIVER


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 10-03-2003 02:06:45 PM

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2003 02:23:55 PM
Thanks to leckie for hosting my image:

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-03-2003 02:41:53 PM
Your new name shall be JooJooFlush!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Nemx™
Pancake
posted 10-03-2003 02:44:21 PM
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-03-2003 02:45:55 PM
Thats just horrible Nem
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2003 02:49:17 PM
I keep your toilet fresh so long I make 2,000 Flushes look like a stick of Fruit Stripe gum.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2003 02:49:53 PM
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Katrinity had this to say about Cuba:
Thats just horrible Nem

Great, isn't it?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 10-03-2003 02:58:30 PM

This is one miffed cat.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-03-2003 03:11:51 PM
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Nemx™, I am your father:
[xIMG]http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~jliang2/t8_f20.jpeg[/IMG]
Hilarious.

[ 10-03-2003: Message edited by: Black ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 10-03-2003 03:41:10 PM
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Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
Nice try! You still can't have one.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-03-2003 03:44:02 PM
We would all be pleased with more pictures of Bloodsage Jr. (the dog)
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Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 10-03-2003 03:48:16 PM
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This insanity brought to you by Drakkenmaw:

This is one miffed cat.

¡Muy comico!

"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-03-2003 05:29:21 PM
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Nemx™ had this to say about Tron:

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-03-2003 09:41:38 PM
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Black wrote this stupid crap:
OH GOD MY LIVER

dibs

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-03-2003 10:08:37 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 10-03-2003 11:08:54 PM





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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-04-2003 03:00:59 AM
yay!! kittens!!! cats!!! yay!!!
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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