We were busy today. So busy it is impossible to describe, so I won't even attempt to but to say one thing; by noon we had already done more business than any open to close period in the seven year history of the store.(And by noon we've not even be open half our entire day and still have twelve hours to go.)
So I'm going on hour number nine of people yelling and screaming at me about things I can't control. When this nice young black lady orders a six piece nugget. I give her her change and tell her it's going to be a minute and think nothing of her until I get eight or nine more orders taken, and start to get food ready.(I was all by myself on the front counter.)
I turn around and her nuggets are there, so I grab them and go to hand them to her when she snatches them and shouts, 'Took you fucking long enough!' and throws them at me as hard as she can from a distance of about a foot, hitting me square in the lip and busting it open.(Damn them nuggets are hard!) I stand there for a second as I come to grips what had just happened, and the stress of the entire day just broke down and made me snap. It was like Deth once described me! The Incerible Snoota. Snoota SMASH!
At that time, we were majorly busy because a football game at the school around the block had just ended. So half a football team was in line waiting. I get around the corner and about eight guys pin me back, and I get a second to get my cool. I stop struggling and get dragged back behind the counter by my coworkers after I stop resisting them.
But apparently, she wasn't done! After I've ignored her she fires off, 'Your momma's a bitch too!' Now, I love my momma. She's an little, sweet old lady who wouldn't harm anyone. So instead of running around the counter again and getting stopped by the football team, I leap over it. However, my coworker ended that idea by grabbing me by the back of my belt in midair and yanking me to the ground.
So she leaves, and I get calm again and become the Snoota we all know and love who doesn't let a thing bother him. I go back to taking orders, when about a half hour later I notice she's standing in the corner again. Feeling bad about how things went down earlier, I make a twenty piece nugget and walk over to her and apologize. Her reaction is, 'Fuck you, you fucking white racist(I don't know where that one came from) asshole. HEY <Ididn'tcatchthename>!' and her little scrawny I don't even come up to Snoota's chest and my waist is about the size of one of his legs boyfriend comes running over and gets in my face, calling me racist too and saying, 'What? You think we can be bought with some nuggets? Since we're black we have to like chicken?' I just ignore him as I'm not pissed off anymore and had only lost my cool for a brief moment, and he keeps yelling and screaming and cursing at me and telling me how he's going to kick my ass(but not now, apparently! Maybe later. It wasn't the right moment or something.) and everything. After a few minutes of his verbal tirade just about every customer in line tells him to shut the fuck up, so he starts yelling and screaming at THEM until apparently he got tired of hearing himself talk and storms out.
But they still took the 20 piece, of course.
Sometimes the people I talk to don't realize how lucky they are that I'm in another state.
I would have knocked all of her teeth in.
And given her head to the boyfriend. [ 09-13-2003: Message edited by: Anklebiter ]
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Doomie was naked while typing this:
I'd have grabbed the little boyfriend, dragged his ass out onto the street, and beat him to a pulp.
Nah. By the time he showed up I had cooled down and even felt bad for losing it.(A feeling which quickly faded upon the reception of my apology.) It takes a lot to get me angry enough to start swinging. 
She just happened to push the wrong button at the wrong moment.
It was the physicality, really. I can take being yelled at and cursed at and screamed at by assholes. It's practically what I get paid to do. But the second you get physical with me, I get physical back. If he had so much as stepped on my shoe on accident while trying to get into my face, I'd probably have lost it again. [ 09-13-2003: Message edited by: Snoota ]
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Paul The Fun Drunk had this to say about Pirotess:
I would have hit the bitch
I tried.
Damn football players.
Damn, man, are things getting that bad at McDonalds? Half the places I go to would have banned her at the very least for throwing anything at an employee.
EDIT: I R gud spllr!!!!!1!!1!one!!! [ 09-13-2003: Message edited by: Mooj ]
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mooj wrote:
Let me get this straight, Snoota, she split your lip, and you didn't call the cops on her scrawny black ass?Damn, man, are things getting that bad at McDonalds? Half the places I got to banned her for throwing anything at an employee.
I found out that while this was all going on, there was a Metro squad car about four cars back in the drive thru.
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Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I found out that while this was all going on, there was a Metro squad car about four cars back in the drive thru.
Damn man, what'd you do, knife rape nuns in a past life? It sounds like the universe just hates you today.
Oh well, at least you didn't assault her, otherwise things really would'a been bad.
I'm surprised it didn't end with "Surprise, you're on Candid Camera!"
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Kahuna Ryuu stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Sounds like a lot of black girls I know.
Them blacks sure are uppity
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Liaming:
Them blacks sure are uppity
At the risk of sounding racist, he's right.
It's got nothing to do with skin pigmentation, but rather an aspect of "black culture" that a lot of them are incredibly rude and have a deliberate disregard for everyone else in the world
He's sitting in jail now, but god damn, some things just require a righteous asskicking.
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Delphi Aegis tried to impress everyone with:
A friend of mine was sitting in a bar once. His ex spotted him, went out to the car, gave her new boyfriend a blowjob, kept the junk in her mouth, then went back, kissed my friend, and spit it back in his mouth.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. I like the cut of her jib.
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Maradon! thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
At the risk of sounding racist, he's right.It's got nothing to do with skin pigmentation, but rather an aspect of "black culture" that a lot of them are incredibly rude and have a deliberate disregard for everyone else in the world
Words I always wish to speak, but everytime I say it I'm considered some white racist.
Theres bad people in every race, theres bad white people, theres bad hispanic people, etc. But it just seems 3/4 black people I deal with tend to be so mean and ready to jump at me. Sure I've dealt with white/every other race people that are the same way. But when a black waitress at my store tells me she doesn't want a table because they are black you know somethings kinda sterotypical.
I'll admit, I'm a man that stereotypes. Sometimes I'm wrong, must of the time I'm right. Stereotypes come from somewhere.
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There was much rejoicing when Pvednes said this:
Judgements on racism shouldn't be so biased.. this bitch should be treated just like a white supremacist would be.
White people who act like they're black are almost universally looked down upon by other white people.
Why?
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Snoota said:
White people who act like they're black are almost universally looked down upon by other white people.Why?
They're almost universally looked down apon by the black people they're imitating too, are they not? Either way, I don't really know. [ 09-14-2003: Message edited by: Pvednes ]
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Maradon! farted, then typed this through the tears:
It's got nothing to do with supremacy or racism, it's got to do with the girl being a belligerent bitch - a trait that is chic for young black women to possess.
Uh, it's chic for any woman to possess.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Maradon! was listening to Cher while typing:
It's got nothing to do with supremacy or racism, it's got to do with the girl being a belligerent bitch - a trait that is chic for young black women to possess.
They all grow out of it. It's kind of funny. I think it's a stage they go through. Instead of the awkward, 'Do people like me omgwtf!' stage everyone else goes through, they go through the, 'WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU I HATE YOU FUCKING CRACK ASS CRACKAH'
Every (major)problem I have ever had at McDonald's has come from a young black man or woman. Yet, my favorite customers I have ever had have been more matured black men or women. Even by their earlier 30's they're the coolest, most laid back people you could ever meet.
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Emily had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'm just wondering how I'd take reading this if I were black.
Why does the color matter? I love black people! I only mentioned it so her calling me a racist would make more sense.
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Emily had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I'm just wondering how I'd take reading this if I were black.
I agree with Snoota here, most of my problem customers are younger black folks They all seem to think that everyone is against them or something
But, some of the nicest, friendliest people I have taken pictures of are the older black folks, they are so friendly and nice ^.^
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Snoota wrote this stupid crap:
Why does the color matter? I love black people! I only mentioned it so her calling me a racist would make more sense.
Not you so much as the people saying that it's "typical" of young black women to "act that way". ;P I dunno, truth or not, if I was black, I'd probably be offended by those comments, wouldn't you?
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Emily had this to say about Pirotess:
Not you so much as the people saying that it's "typical" of young black women to "act that way". ;P I dunno, truth or not, if I was black, I'd probably be offended by those comments, wouldn't you?
Well, yeah, I'd be offended. But I wouldn't throw my food at an employee over it
edit: I speel gud! [ 09-14-2003: Message edited by: Arrenn Lightblade ]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Arrenn Lightblade was all like:
Well, yeah, I'd be offended. But I wouldn't throw my food at an employee over itedit: I speel gud!
I hadn't even opened my mouth before she hit me. I was just standing there not saying a word.
Too bad you didn't dial the cops, though. Would have been amusing to see her arrested I bet.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Emily painfully thought these words up:
Not you so much as the people saying that it's "typical" of young black women to "act that way". ;P I dunno, truth or not, if I was black, I'd probably be offended by those comments, wouldn't you?
If I were black I'd be mad at my fellow blacks for making it "typical."
