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Zair
The Imp
posted 09-06-2003 12:29:32 AM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about Tron:
[QB].

In fact I personally couldn't stand anything Tolkein wrote. Trying to read his works was like torture for me... I tried, I tried several times, in fact I tried again right before the first movie came out, and it STILL bored me to tears to no end. I'd be lucky if I didn't fall asleep just trying to get into it. It's a great story and idea, but I could never get into the books and found them droll. The movies, for me at least, took out a lot of the boring idealisms I couldn't handle in the books, and catered more to making a really good, really entertaining movie experience for me. While still getting the original intent in plots, at least close enough, to where the story progresses as expected, but without putting the viewer to sleep within the first few minutes.

QB]


I feel about the same too. I've tried to get through the trilogy twice and put it down both times halfway through the two towers. So many people like it though, so I guess I'm missing

something

Peter
Pancake
posted 09-06-2003 12:32:50 AM
quote:
Addy had this to say about Robocop:
I know exactly how you feel. Glad I'm not the only one who can't stand Tolkien's writings. =) Great imagination, but his writing style just bored me to tears.

When I read the books I took the same approach I did when I had to read Verne's work, I just skipped the pages till he got back to the story. I still remember when I read 20000 Leagues under the sea, there was a few parts that was just 3-4 pages were he listed fish seen.

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 09-06-2003 12:35:24 AM
Hollywood terminology:

"Based on the book" is to "accurate" as "based on a true story" is to "really happened."

"Fire in the Sky" taught me this.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 09-06-2003 12:35:42 AM
I loved his writing style and read every page
The World is Yours
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 09-06-2003 12:46:24 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Kegwen said this:
Don't mean to bandwagon, but I feel the same way.

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Zabe The Confused
Pancake
posted 09-06-2003 01:26:32 AM
Legolas is HOT!

[ 09-06-2003: Message edited by: Zabe The Confused ]

All I want is a life time supply of cookies.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-06-2003 03:02:55 AM
Amen, Sage. TTT really disappointed me because he had done SUCH a wonderful job on remaining true in the first movie, while still keeping it within the time allowance on a theatrical production. He covered all the main bases, he retained the characters as they were in the novel, and he stayed to the main spirit of things. It wasn't exactly every single minute of Fellowship, but the ideal of Fellowship was there, and that made that movie fantastic as both a fantasy movie and a Fellowship film adaptation.

I share your view on TTT, though. It did not stay with the spirit of the book. It doesn't have to be an exact replica, and frankly I wouldn't want it to be. But I was expecting Jackson to do the same as he had done with Fellowship: stick to the spirit of the novel. And in that, he failed horribly. He warped more than one of the much-loved characters of TTT, he didn't cover the main points of the story, and as you said, he *made up* things that were completely out of left field for no conceiveable reason. The spirit of TTT was not present in that movie. It was a good movie as a fantasy movie, but it should have been called something else.

And for those who say that anytime a book comes to film it will be different from the book, bullshit. The last two Harry Potter books have been amazingly true to the film. The characters have been retained as they are in the books, and are even better in my opinion to actually be able to give them voice and flesh, the major plot points are covered, and many of the character development scenes were able to be left in. Things like the midnight duel, and the Deathday party from the books have been left out, but those were extras, little side things to make the story interesting. The overall spirit of Harry Potter has been present in both the first and second movies.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Sarudani Miolnir
Old-school poster
posted 09-06-2003 03:12:43 AM
*hops on Fae's bandwagon*

I like involved stories, but I'd just as soon gouge my eyes out as read LOTR again.


Can't comment on TTT, didn't see it at the theatre and I'd rather wait for the director's cut to buy the DVD.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 09-06-2003 12:54:19 PM
quote:
This one time, at Lyinar Ka`Bael camp:
And for those who say that anytime a book comes to film it will be different from the book, bullshit. The last two Harry Potter books have been amazingly true to the film. The characters have been retained as they are in the books, and are even better in my opinion to actually be able to give them voice and flesh, the major plot points are covered, and many of the character development scenes were able to be left in. Things like the midnight duel, and the Deathday party from the books have been left out, but those were extras, little side things to make the story interesting. The overall spirit of Harry Potter has been present in both the first and second movies.

Yeah, but in that case the author had as much input into the movie as the director did. Had Tolkein been here for this... well, I don't know how it would've done.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 09-06-2003 12:57:01 PM
quote:
Kegwen had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Yeah, but in that case the author had as much input into the movie as the director did. Had Tolkein been here for this... well, I don't know how it would've done.

I'm quite sure Tolkein clearly stated that he never wanted his books made into a movie/TV show because he wanted the world of Middlearth completely in your imagination. ie: An Uruk-Hai (sp?) IS what you imagine.

[ 09-06-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 09-06-2003 01:07:26 PM
Oh yes. I would much rather have had the characters taking 10 minutes of the movie to explin the river they are going to cross. Then 30 seconds actually crossing it. Then another 20 minutes of explenation as to why they crossed it.

I have read the books. I love the books. However I think that the movies did a BETTER job than the books.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Crucible
Pancake
posted 09-06-2003 01:10:41 PM
I find the secret to reading the books it to, when you see something written in italics, skip ahead til it stops.

Then it's a nice relaxing read.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 09-06-2003 01:19:22 PM
It's a movie...it's a GOOD movie.

Jesus, who gives a fuck if it doesn't follow the book? Overlook it and enjoy the movie.

Urgh.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-06-2003 01:43:36 PM
quote:
Quoth OtakuPenguin:
It's a movie...it's a GOOD movie.

Jesus, who gives a fuck if it doesn't follow the book? Overlook it and enjoy the movie.

Urgh.


Who gives a fuck? All of the Tolkein fans who were told by the director how true to the books he was going to be.

Have you not read a thing I've said?

It's an all-right movie, though I think it drags a bit, but it has nothing to do with the story it claims to be. I refer you to my earlier pie/steak analogy.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 09-06-2003 06:31:37 PM
quote:
Shazorx / Modrakien had this to say about Cuba:
The scourging of the shire has been confirmed to be cut.

WHAT?!

Mod
Pancake
posted 09-06-2003 08:56:21 PM
quote:
Koosh Man's account was hax0red to write:
WHAT?!

Yeah Jackson said it in an interview after TTT was launched iirc. It wouldn't fit into the flow of a movie because apparently the focus is to be on the large battles and Mount Doom and tacking on a side-plot after the main one is resolved wouldn't be good.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-06-2003 09:38:28 PM
I notice the majority of people who say they hate Tolkien also love Robert Jordan and his asswiping material.

I'm not sure a bigger load of hilarious hypocrisy exists.

Zair
The Imp
posted 09-06-2003 09:40:14 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I notice the majority of people who say they hate Tolkien also love Robert Jordan and his asswiping material.

I'm not sure a bigger load of hilarious hypocrisy exists.


I dislike both equally.

Give me George R R Martin any day.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-06-2003 09:42:16 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Zair:
I dislike both equally.

Give me George R R Martin any day.


Hell yeah, brother. The only thing wrong with his books is ALL THE FUCKING INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA! AAPJFOSHGIYHSUYVBUTYGUWF

Alaan
posted 09-06-2003 09:57:42 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this about your mom:
If they'd done what they did with the first of the trilogy, I could have understood. Leaving Tom Bombadil and Goldberry out? Sure. The Barrow-Wights? Okay. In retrospect, leaving them out wasn't a core element of the tale. They included all the major important aspects.

I may be misremembering, but isn't the Barrow-Wights pop into importantness in RoTK? Either Merry or Pippen backstabs the main Ring Wraith and kills him because it was a blade he took from the Barrow that was forged long before to fight the Shadow or some such.

Edit: Spoiler text is hidden...

[ 09-06-2003: Message edited by: Alaan ]

Alaan
posted 09-06-2003 09:58:12 PM
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[ 09-06-2003: Message edited by: Alaan ]

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-06-2003 10:02:52 PM
quote:
Addy had this to say about pies:
I know exactly how you feel. Glad I'm not the only one who can't stand Tolkien's writings. =) Great imagination, but his writing style just bored me to tears.

I know I'm repeating/bandwagoning, but I really agree. I managed through the Hobbit, I balked partway through FotR and never went back...

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-06-2003 10:08:52 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
I notice the majority of people who say they hate Tolkien also love Robert Jordan and his asswiping material.

I'm not sure a bigger load of hilarious hypocrisy exists.


The only Robert Jordan book I can think of that I enjoyed enough to read its entirity is Through The Ice which he did with Peirs Anthony.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-07-2003 03:01:08 AM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Mr. Parcelan absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Hell yeah, brother. The only thing wrong with his books is ALL THE FUCKING INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA! AAPJFOSHGIYHSUYVBUTYGUWF

That, and the minute you sort of start to like a particular character, he or she is immediately killed or maimed in the most horrible fashion.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-07-2003 03:01:36 AM
quote:
Bloodsage probably says this to all the girls:
That, and the minute you sort of start to like a particular character, he or she is immediately killed or maimed in the most horrible fashion.

Poor Bran

Zair
The Imp
posted 09-07-2003 03:03:58 AM
Hey, that part combined incest and maiming.

Martin is truly a master

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-07-2003 11:55:00 AM
quote:
Alaan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I may be misremembering, but isn't the Barrow-Wights pop into importantness in RoTK? Either Merry or Pippen backstabs the main Ring Wraith and kills him because it was a blade he took from the Barrow that was forged long before to fight the Shadow or some such.

Edit: Spoiler text is hidden...


They may fix that by saying that it was the knives of Galadriel that did it or somesuch. That wouldn't be too bad of a fix.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 09-08-2003 12:04:54 AM
Well, personally when RotK comes out I'm going to NOT see it with as much vigor and hatred I can muster up. Then, once I finish with that, I am going to write long winded essays and reviews on web forums and complain a whole lot!

Oh...wait...

Seriously folks, if it yanks your chain that badly, don't go see it. If it doesn't, go see it. Or reverse it. Or take it to court or do SOMETHING about it other then tell us how the movie made you wretch because of such and such. I thought the Arwen stuff was just stupid, with her going West or at least appearing to go West but ya know what, telling everyone how it wasn't in the book is not going to fix it. Let it rest. Stop beating a dead horse. Let sleeping dogs lie and so forth...

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-08-2003 12:31:22 AM
If ya care that much about it 'sage why not get whatever Air Force special forces there are to go smash of the director a little.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 09-08-2003 12:43:54 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Elvish Crack Piper was all like:
If ya care that much about it 'sage why not get whatever Air Force special forces there are to go smash of the director a little.

Now that'd be worth the price of admission!

~_^

Fuck.

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