A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Cookie Goddess Supreme Furry Kitsune of Power! Pouncer of the 12th degree! "Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!" Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
