I mean shit, I'm not gonna miss the greatest lightshow in the world by hiding in a hole. it will kick ASS!
Right before it kills me, be it wall of fire or 4 mile high tidal wave moving faster than the speed of sound.
But hey, that is the price to pay for the greatest "BOOM" our planet could hope to produce 
Close...
Too close...
quote:Now try singing that to the beat.
Janus. is attacking the darkness!
>><<
quote:I got one with a sealed bunker.
Khyron really knows where their towel is...
If there's ever a zombie infection, we're fucked.
http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/
quote:Or if you're not good at math, it means that it's the odds of YOU personally having an accident under the bridge in any given week, not the odds of SOMEONE at random having an accident there.
Ninety-nine bottles of Zaza on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Zaza...
There's a huge difference between one chance of one in a million, and the x chances of one in a million where x equals the amount of cars passing under that bridge in one week.
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Ford Prefect wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I got one with a sealed bunker.
And all that means is that the poor souls inside will have to slowly starve to death, all the while knowing that all of their friends and relations have become mindless, drooling zombies with no sense of self or purpose. [ 09-02-2003: Message edited by: Moon Song ]
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Moon Song wrote this stupid crap:
And all that means is that the poor souls inside will have to slowly starve to death, all the while knowing that all of their friends and relations have become mindless, drooling zombies with no sense of self or purpose.
hahahahaha look guys, more doom and gloom hahahahahaha she's really hardcore pessimist hahahahaha we've never seen this before hahahahahha
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Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
hahahahaha look guys, more doom and gloom hahahahahaha she's really hardcore pessimist hahahahaha we've never seen this before hahahahahha
Just stating the obvious. 
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Moon Song had this to say about Robocop:
Just stating the obvious.
You're lucky. If I stated the obvious, Drys would ban me.
EDIT: PLUS if we don't have the technology now, we'll most likely have it at that time to destroy the damn thing before it hits us. [ 09-02-2003: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]
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Tareshinal attempted to be funny by writing:
hrmmm think about how much chaos the world would be in if that meteor had a 1 in 100 chance of hitting, only to find after half the population killed themselves, murdered peopple, etc... that it missed us. I'd prolly laugh like a maniac just cause of the sheer trauma of it all.
People won't suicide until it's a sure thing. Once they know it will hit us (say, it's gone through Jupiter's orbit and the asteroid belt and is still steadily coming at us). Even if it didn't hit head on (or passed right by), it would cause a lot of damage.
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Nobody really understood why Alleria Qui'farush wrote:
Come to think of it... Most of us will forget about this a few years later or even a few days later. I know I will.EDIT: PLUS if we don't have the technology now, we'll most likely have it at that time to destroy the damn thing before it hits us.
Actually, popular science did an article about this. It's very difficult to stop something with that much kinetic energy in only a few years. [ 09-02-2003: Message edited by: Where's Waisz? ]
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The Body Snatchers version of Where's Waisz? wrote this:
Actually, popular science did an article about this. It's very difficult to stop something with that much kinetic energy in only a few years.
You don't have to stop it. All you have to do is divert it a few microradians at a sufficient distance and it'll miss the earth by thousands of kilometers.
Or, conversely, you knock it onto a collision course because your math was wrong.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
unless its the French or Canada.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
quote:
KaLourin had this to say about Tron:
unless its the French or Canada.
Or the French Canadians.
Just kidding Ukko
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So quoth Katrinity:
Omg...reading that article I have come to the following conclusion...Jupiter has it out for the Earth! Damn jealous planet! Just cause its big, red, full of gas, and wasn't asked out to any dances...it trying to kill us.
I know! let us turn it into a Dyson sphere! Free energy for all, and no killer planet!! [ 09-03-2003: Message edited by: Pvednes ]
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Karnaj said this about your mom:
You don't have to stop it. All you have to do is divert it a few microradians at a sufficient distance and it'll miss the earth by thousands of kilometers.Or, conversely, you knock it onto a collision course because your math was wrong.
Good ol' 4 dimensional astro-geometry/physics.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq indegloriafeestbeest booooze lime pole over bench lick:
and here i was thinking i'd die of cancer caused by secondary smoke........
Actually, second hand smoke is largely a myth, although a popular one since nobody can really expose it without being viewed as a sold-out tobacco "fatcat" [ 09-03-2003: Message edited by: Maradon! ]
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Janus. impressed everyone with:
Thats great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, dont misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasnt coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but itll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.
Its the end of the world as we know it.
Its the end of the world as we know it.
Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six oclock - TV hour. Dont get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.
Its the end of the world as we know it.
Its the end of the world as we know it.
Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.
Its the end of the world as we know it.
Its the end of the world as we know it.
Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...
Best R.E.M. song ever! 
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Zaile Ronso painfully thought these words up:
Gee, I hope it doesn't hurl between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction. If it did, it might be a thousand years before the Earth is reborn.
Thundar the Barbarian
If it a sure bet it will collide, find out were it will hit, go there, and throw a ground zero party.
