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Topic: My demands.
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Pancake
posted 08-16-2003 11:13:46 PM
I demand a cheesecake
By Jeff Heard. Lindon, UT - The SCO Group announced the launch of a
campaign to shoot 1% of all babies born in the US.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-16-2003 11:15:27 PM
Heh, you all know what I demand.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-16-2003 11:17:07 PM
GET OUT OF MY THREAD. >:(
The World is Yours
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 08-16-2003 11:25:17 PM
It'd be nice if my name wasn't this gut-wrenching pink anymore.

Wow, what service! It didn't even take but two seconds!

(I probably should have checked what color my name was before I posted.)

[ 08-16-2003: Message edited by: Squier ]

Sean
posted 08-16-2003 11:26:37 PM
I demand AWESOMESAUCE.

Insufficient replies will be met with flogging. Flogging with something sharp.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Cripcookie
Pancake
posted 08-16-2003 11:42:37 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Sean was all like:
I demand AWESOMESAUCE.

Insufficient replies will be met with flogging. Flogging with something sharp.


I would prefer that you "flogged" elsewere


[ 08-16-2003: Message edited by: Dervish ]

By Jeff Heard. Lindon, UT - The SCO Group announced the launch of a
campaign to shoot 1% of all babies born in the US.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-16-2003 11:46:06 PM
Dervish:
quote:

I demand a cheesecake

So do I.


Mr. Gainsborough:

quote:

Heh, you all know what I demand.

Oro.. =x.x=

Squier:

quote:

It'd be nice if my name wasn't this gut-wrenching pink anymore.


Done, and done!

Sean:

quote:

I demand AWESOMESAUCE.
Insufficient replies will be met with flogging. Flogging with something sharp.

I've got Soy Sauce, Worscestershire Sauce, BBQ Sauce, Tomato Sauce, Sweet Chili Sauce, and Sweet And Sour Sauce... but no Awesomesauce..

Looks like you're SHIT OUTTA LUCK...

[ 08-16-2003: Message edited by: Abbikat ]




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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-16-2003 11:48:15 PM
Titles are for fools.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-16-2003 11:49:18 PM
quote:
So quoth Squier:
It'd be nice if my name wasn't this gut-wrenching pink anymore.

Your name will be cyan after a week, Yanno.

lololzolrolflol I can't read previous posts

[ 08-16-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-17-2003 12:19:57 AM
I demand Happiness.

Please??? If it's not too much trouble.

[ 08-17-2003: Message edited by: Burger ]

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Paccione
Pancake
posted 08-17-2003 12:21:43 AM
I demand that you relinquish your admin powers onto me.
Addy
posted 08-17-2003 12:28:27 AM
I demand that you give me a muffin.

And it better be a good one. >:(

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-17-2003 01:18:50 AM
Wait a sec, Abby, does that mean you get to use the big flaming red pissed off Drysart text?
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-17-2003 02:35:22 AM
Burger:
quote:

I demand Happiness.

LOVE AND PEACE!!

Paccione (Delidgamond... or wutever you are this month):

quote:

I demand that you relinquish your admin powers onto me.

Yes... Give in to your anger... Strike me down!! Only then will your journey to the Furry Side be complere....


Addy:

quote:

I demand that you give me a muffin.
And it better be a good one.


*Gives Addy the most awesome muffin of muffiness*

Aury:

quote:

Wait a sec, Abby, does that mean you get to use the big flaming red pissed off Drysart text?

Uuum.. I dunno... do you want to piss me off and test it??




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Addy
posted 08-17-2003 02:37:23 AM
Yay! *eats the muffin happily*

Omg, watch me make Abbi test it out~

*throws a stale cookie at Abbi!*

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-17-2003 02:47:57 AM
*cannot become pissed at Addy for she is to cute*

OMG! SNUGGLETHEADDY!!!




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Addy
posted 08-17-2003 03:02:38 AM
quote:
Abbikat had this to say about the Spice Girls:
*cannot become pissed at Addy for she is to cute*

OMG! SNUGGLETHEADDY!!!


omfg i am not cute

*hugs Abbi back* =)

[ 08-17-2003: Message edited by: Addy ]

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-17-2003 03:07:03 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Abbikat wrote:
Aury:
Uuum.. I dunno... do you want to piss me off and test it??


No, Ma'am. I was just curious.

nem-x
posted 08-17-2003 06:08:59 AM
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-17-2003 07:09:04 AM
I demand you reinstate Delidgabombing.

But this time, to anyone who DOSEN'T have a furry sigpic.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-17-2003 07:27:49 AM
quote:
Nicole probably says this to all the girls:
I demand you reinstate Delidgabombing.

But this time, to anyone who DOSEN'T have a furry sigpic.


YES!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 08-17-2003 09:02:00 AM
I demand you sit in my lap and wiggle.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-17-2003 01:43:41 PM
I demand world peace. And a pizza.

If you can't swing both, I'll settle for the pizza.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-17-2003 01:46:33 PM
I demand a gross (144 bottles) of Jolt, delivered to my doorstep!
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 08-17-2003 03:03:28 PM
LOVE AND PEACE
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-17-2003 03:30:15 PM
I demand you change the official food privlage to 4 categories of meat, bread, cheese, and other stuff.

Also I demand a sammich, using the first 3 of above categories.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 08-17-2003 04:14:39 PM
I demand satisfaction!
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-17-2003 06:13:24 PM
Nicole:
quote:

I demand you reinstate Delidgabombing.
But this time, to anyone who DOSEN'T have a furry sigpic.

GREAT BOUNCING BALD HEADS OF DOOM!! ARE YOU INSAEN??!!??


WhiteMage:

quote:

I demand you sit in my lap and wiggle

.. and then we'll discuss the first thing that comes up??


Xyrra:

quote:

I demand a gross (144 bottles) of Jolt, delivered to my doorstep!

144 bottles of Jolt on the wall, 144 bottles of Jolt... Take one down, pass it around... 143 bottles of Jolt on the wall...
143 bottles of Jolt on the wall, 143 bottles of Jolt... Take one down, pass it around... 142 bottles of Jolt on the wall...
142 bottles of Jolt on the wall, 142 bottles of Jolt...
(repeats to zero)


Lazzay:

quote:

LOVE AND PEACE!!

OMG MACK ATTACK!!!


Cysa De Merc:

quote:

I demand you change the official food privlage to 4 categories of meat, bread, cheese, and other stuff.
Also I demand a sammich, using the first 3 of above categories.

I would do the first, but some health food crazed soccer mom screamed "OMG! Won't someone think of the CHILDREN?!?"

I thought about the children... but I couldnt decide if they would be tasty enough for a sandwich...

.. so I got you a Ham and cheese on rye instead.


Alek Saege:

quote:

I demand satisfaction!

OMG!! Alek is really MICK JAGGER!!!
Neither of them can get any satsifaction....




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Razor
posted 08-17-2003 08:36:50 PM
I DEMAND ABBI PICS!!!!
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-17-2003 08:57:38 PM
quote:
Abbikat is attacking the darkness!
GREAT BOUNCING BALD HEADS OF DOOM!! ARE YOU INSAEN??!!??
Actually, I remember Cassandra liked it. And any moderator, on any forum, has the ability to make someone delidgabombable (at least that's how I remember it). There's a little check box in their profile.

I suggest making random people delidgabombable for short periods. Make a game of it. Find the delidgabombable person first, win a (silly) prize.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Ares
posted 08-17-2003 09:13:53 PM
I demand that you make my sister's underaged friends all dissappear from my house...

Please? ;;' *clings to Abbi*

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 08-17-2003 09:51:33 PM
I demand... REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Mod
Pancake
posted 08-17-2003 09:59:46 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Ares wrote:
I demand that you make my sister's underaged friends all dissappear from my house...

Please? ;;' *clings to Abbi*


Get a large dog and starve it for a week, then let it loose and enjoy from a safe location.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-17-2003 11:26:16 PM
Razor:
quote:

I DEMAND ABBI PICS!!!!

Since the only (old) photos I had were lost on my old puter when its HD went kafutt!..

..if someone buys me a Digital Camera, I shall supply pics.


Ford Prefect:

quote:

Actually, I remember Cassandra liked it. And any moderator, on any forum, has the ability to make someone delidgabombable (at least that's how I remember it). There's a little check box in their profile.
I suggest making random people delidgabombable for short periods. Make a game of it. Find the delidgabombable person first, win a (silly) prize.

Hrmmm... Are you sure I havent already done this??


Ares:

quote:

I demand that you make my sister's underaged friends all dissappear from my house...
Please? ;;' *clings to Abbi*

*Delidgabombs Ares' sister and all her underage friends into oblivion*

Bloodcookie:

quote:

I demand... REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

*plugs Bloodcookie into a nuclear reactor, and trips the switch*
OMG!! SHOCKING!!!




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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-18-2003 12:33:32 AM
I demand that you un-sticky at least 3 of the sticky threads. there are too many of them.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 08-18-2003 12:40:25 AM
quote:
Dervish had this to say about Robocop:
I demand a cheesecake

I also demand a cheesecake...and Cookies!!

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-18-2003 01:09:43 AM
quote:
So quoth Absolut Blindy:
I demand that you un-sticky at least 3 of the sticky threads. there are too many of them.

bug tracking, monopoly, and this one

[ 08-18-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-18-2003 11:07:49 AM
I demand love, peace, and cookies for all!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-18-2003 12:17:46 PM
quote:
Abbikat had this to say about Pirotess:
[QB]Hrmmm... Are you sure I havent already done this??

Now you've got me passing my mouse over everyone's sigpikupo, just waiting for the Deligbombation.

Curse your katty wiles! *shakes paw towards the sky*

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-18-2003 02:17:02 PM
I demand that you answer my previous demand woman!
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
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