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Pancake
posted 08-06-2003 09:53:57 AM
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From the book of Rodent King, chapter 3, verse 16:
Yeah, I'd heard that's the stance they've taken on the issue, but that really doesn't seem too strong. It probably also doesn't help with their child abuse image they're trying to lose.

Where is the connection between child abuse and homosexuality?

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-06-2003 11:07:27 AM
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Gikkwiny had this to say:
Oh, and I think I might be able to drag Brian into the SCA, cause them he can beat on people.

With foam bats. Oh my!

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-06-2003 11:10:51 AM
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Just when we thought Shazorx / Modrakien couldn't get any dumber, they said:
Where is the connection between child abuse and homosexuality?

They're talking about the catholic church's child abuse image not the gay child abuse image.

Church teaches this: You don't have sex outside of marrige. It doesn't matter what you're attracted to, you don't have sex outside of marrige. Since only a man and woman can get married, gay people just shouldn't have sex.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-06-2003 11:14:07 AM
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Mortious had this to say about pies:
With foam bats. Oh my!

You read my mind.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-06-2003 11:19:28 AM
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Mortious wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
With foam bats. Oh my!

At his age? No. It'll be full rattan weapons.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-06-2003 01:31:07 PM
Let's not skip over the whole angry badger thing. It has potential, comedic and otherwise. If that's not practical, I say dip him in Gravy Train and throw him to a pack of rabid poodles. Or just beat him with a large sack of doorknobs.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-06-2003 01:34:10 PM
Ask him how he feels about lesbians. It's great when people like that talk about how much they like lesbian porn. But the point is usually lost on them anyway.
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