be it about hair/nail/skin care, life, love, happiness or parents
lady d is here to help.
i should change my name to mama delirium...
ask away
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Emily: Paint your nails a bright pink or red. bright colors are pleasant and very in.
Skaw: paint your shed in coordination to your house. whether it be the actual color, or whether it just be the color of your trim.
Gydion: im sorry love, i need more info than that 
Len: Armed and dangerous? contact authorities or go the easier way...call vito rizzuto. [ 07-31-2003: Message edited by: Lady Delirium ]
It's not something people hear about.
Apples or Oranges?
It's not something people hear about.
[ 07-31-2003: Message edited by: Lenlalron Flameblaster ]
Teg: auto skeleton key
Len: i did too 
... Did that even make sense? 
quote:
Amber's account was hax0red to write:
How can I make alot of money...without getting a job, robbing something, or killing someone?
Magic!
It just seems a little strange to me.
help?
No, Really. Bite me.
Oh well! Have you seen the muffin man? Also, what is the meaning of life.
quote:
Cool Hand Luke wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Why have I suddenly grown a third ball? I think it may be testicular cancer.
Nah, a spider layed its eggs in your scrotum. That third ball is the egg cluster.
Just squeeze it really hard to crush them before they hatch and eat your sexual organs from the inside-out.
quote:
Rodent King painfully thought these words up:
What should I put my rat-face on next? (A pic given would be nice)
Pr0n or Parc's Orc or godzilla.
RK: Legolas [ 08-01-2003: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Amber wrote:
How can I make alot of money...without getting a job, robbing something, or killing someone?
Underpants.
quote:
Terena Azal's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
What's it like to fall in love?
Underpants.
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Terena Azal:
What's it like to fall in love?
Truly the greatest feeling anyone could ever feel and the feeling never goes away.
Blindy: Why not ask your reflection that.
Parce: No. Japanese are a.) too small to eat too much. b.) never get headaches cause its too quiet there and c.) have too much advanced technology to have to deal with any of it
Amber: eBay. Or sell drugs. Theyre the same to me
Haha
Burger: If you love your best friend, then leave it at that. However, it seems your affection and..em
desires reach beyond these boundaries (you are only human after all) Flirting is alright
but how can you begin a new relationship if youre in love with another person? If you want to seduce your ex, thats okay too, but as long as its..well
to get play to put it
bluntly. It really isnt all that strange to be honest
like I said, youre only human. If you love your friend, and are flirting with another person, dont go any further with her; (the flirtee) dont lead someone on when you arent ready to give your entire self to her. If you need anymore advice/counselling PM me or IM me
^)_______(^
Y.O.T.G. : Check on dreary lane. The meaning of life? To live it. The meaning of life is whatever you make it out to be.
Vorbo: Experience. Go do lots of stuff. Experience equals knowledge for cool random shit, which makes you cool. Captain Jack happens to know lotsa cool useless shit from experience and that makes him cool.
Puggy: Start by convincing stupid 13 year old children that you are super human. Itll work.
Snoota: It just may be. Testicular, Prostate whatever. Either that or that radioactive food you spend your days around is finally kicking in.
Rodent King: How about Legolas? (as suggested) or go to www.somethingawful.com then to Cliff Yablonskis section. Youll definitely get some good pictures there. Plus its entertaining as all hell.
Alleria: They dont effect you likely because youre searching in the wrong place. Most energy drinks sold in average stores wont cut it; youd need a whole lot of them to get a caffiene kick. On www.thinkgeek.com, they sell several highly caffienated drinks that will most certainly keep you awake, and for a long time at that. While you will never find an energy drink that gets ya on the first one, these ones will get you much quicker than the others. I recommend the drink Bawls.
Terena: I quote Moulin Rouge in saying, love is like oxygen
This can work two ways:
1.) its such a wonderful thing that consumes you
you live and breathe it and you..well live off of it.
2.) It can work against you too; if you become too independent on love or the idea of it, its a very bad thing for you, especially if it..one day disappears or
lessens..
My experience with love is fantastic. Its like theres nothing wrong in the world and you dont even need anything around you except for each other [ 08-01-2003: Message edited by: Lady Delirium ]
You feel euphorically happy together
and everything is okay
and it will always be okay. Even if one day it..leaves you..you'll never forget it. you may think once it goes the first and even second time that its hopeless to ever become close to anyone again. this isnt true: you get over the hurt and realize how wonderful it all was, and you never ever forget.
quote:
Lenlalron Flameblaster wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
What's the best way to eliminate a lawyer who lives in Pittsburgh, attended Harvard, is now nice and skinny, and is probably armed and dangerous?
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Lenlalron Flameblaster was all like:
What's the best way to eliminate a lawyer who lives in Pittsburgh, attended Harvard, is now nice and skinny, and is probably armed and dangerous?
Tempt him with extra spicy Buffalo Wings? ^.^
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Well? What do you think?
Signed,
Taran
