Bajah, for your arrogance, I condemn you to the most humble of duties: you must clean up after and bathe Drysart. Every hour on the hour.
Lenlalron, I curse you with unfathomable charm and charisma, enough to drive even the temptress Lashanna wild about you. The curse? It only works on full moons.
Falaanla, you are henceforth doomed to wander the wastes of New Mexico in an attempt to find yourself. Unfortunately, yourself is actually a keg of Corona. If you do not find yourself before you are drank, you are doomed.
Katrinity, I condemn you to turn into a refridgerator every night at 8:05 PM. This is around the time the Joompa Loompas will get off their shifts at the cookie factory. Bad news for you.
*turns Gadani into a lime*
Liam, I curse you to become Waisztarroz's abusive and horny boyfriend, whom many livejournal entries shall be made about.
Taeldian, I curse you to become a leprechaun. For all eternity, you will be chased around the garden by a ravenous Kegwen screaming: "Give me your pot of gold, you scamp!"
*turns Grendel into a lime*
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Taeldian, I curse you to become a leprechaun. For all eternity, you will be chased around the garden by a ravenous Kegwen screaming: "Give me your pot of gold, you scamp!"
bahahaha
kthx.
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
Most unfortunately, Lemmy, someone seems to have beat me to the cursing and hexed you with a gender reversal.
On all technicality that's no problem, as it was only a gender reversal and not sex reversal.
Hooray, I can simply -CHANGE MY MIND- to avoid this curse.
You suck with terminology. ^.^
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LeMiere had this to say about (_|_):
You suck with terminology. ^.^
I could go into what you suck, but you politely requested us to stop using that shtick 
CURSE! CURSE!
