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Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-12-2003 12:54:51 AM
...what would it say?

WARNING! Parcelan is extremely flammable! Do not expose to open flames, imbeciles or liberals. Parcelan may cause agitation and depression. Parcelan should not be taken with sympathy or humility. Consult your therapist before taking Parcelan.

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Sean
posted 07-12-2003 12:56:04 AM
Sean: Deemed unfit for Human consumption. Do not remove tag.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-12-2003 12:58:50 AM
Trent: Keep in a cool dark place, avoid exposure to direct sunlight.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 07-12-2003 01:00:57 AM
Ruvyen: Not to be used for the other use.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-12-2003 01:12:15 AM
Sergent Blindy: Do not attempt to slow down rotating chain with gentials.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Roinn
I am a horrible gimmick
posted 07-12-2003 01:17:13 AM
Roinn: Prolonged exposure may cause brain trauma.

nnioR~

The image previously here was far too horrendous for your eyes to look upon! Look away, for the post above this signature contains neither reality nor logic, I am not responsible for any cantaloupe left unchecked nor peoples left unflogged!
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 07-12-2003 01:19:31 AM
WARNING: Prolonged exposure may cause deafness, blindness, and mental defect. This product is a choking hazard. Not meant for use for those under the age of 18.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-12-2003 01:19:56 AM
Keep away from pets and small children.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 07-12-2003 01:20:21 AM
Keep away from extreme heat for prolonged periods of team, or will dissolve into a puddle of sweat.
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 07-12-2003 01:26:02 AM
Caution: Do not place near long ranged rifles. Do not store in small damp places. Expires 04/09/04
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-12-2003 01:27:28 AM
WARNING: Do not pick up this box. Subject to random explosions.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-12-2003 01:30:29 AM
Warning: This is the stupidest fucking thread since the last time I made a thread.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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Addy
posted 07-12-2003 01:31:24 AM
WARNING: I like lemonade. ^_^
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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 07-12-2003 01:33:11 AM
CAUTION: The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 07-12-2003 01:33:28 AM
Warning! Wearing of Jargum does not enable flight. Normal side-effects include head-aches, annoyance, fatigue, confusion, and in some cases vision problems, in extreme cases death may occur. Jargum is not to be taken lightly or with achohol. Jargum is not actually a jar of gum. Do not leave Jargum near WMD's, firearms, or video games.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-12-2003 01:35:19 AM
this is too easy.. I propose we change this thread so we make a warning label for someone else.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Puggy
Pancake
posted 07-12-2003 01:36:01 AM
WARNING: Product will not function properly without groping of the groin area.
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BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 07-12-2003 01:40:11 AM
I'm with Kal, turn it into one of those people above you games.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-12-2003 01:40:48 AM
WARNING: Toxic. Keep out of reach of children. May cause discomfort and hallucination. Prolonged exposure may cause enlargement and hardening of the male reproductive organs.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 07-12-2003 02:44:10 AM
WARNING: This product is hazardous to your health. Do not under any circumstances try to interact with this product. Go buy some cigarettes and heroine instead, they're safer.
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NAME TOO LONG
Pancake
posted 07-12-2003 03:00:21 AM
Warning: Contents may cause birth defects.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-12-2003 03:04:07 AM
My warning label would have to extendable from the box, be three pages long, and expound on any possible side effect remotely possible from playing me.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-12-2003 03:18:56 AM
Warning: Sharp corners.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 07-12-2003 03:21:51 AM
Warning: Do not taunt Happy Fun Tal.
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Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-12-2003 03:23:33 AM
WARNING! Hey, baby.. I got yer choking hazard right here!
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-12-2003 03:24:52 AM
Warning: May cause death in rodents.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-12-2003 03:25:19 AM
Warning: Do not place near women.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-12-2003 04:32:37 AM
Surgeon General's Warning: Consumption of Aury may cause birth defects.
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Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 07-12-2003 04:38:26 AM
Warning: Exposure to Kekvit may causean increased love for the color pink.
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 07-12-2003 04:42:02 AM
Warning: may hit on 14 year olds

[ 07-12-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 07-12-2003 04:55:54 AM
quote:
Kegwen had this to say about Robocop:
Warning: may hit on 14 year olds

*Is now very afraid*

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 07-12-2003 04:59:09 AM
Trillee: prolonged expossure could cause bouts of being a Damned Dirty Treehugging Hippy.
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Skaw
posted 07-12-2003 05:30:44 AM
Uh Oh: Apathy and Negativity overload.
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Fox
Loser
posted 07-12-2003 05:36:53 AM
Caution: This side up
"It takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for what I'm not."
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nem-x
posted 07-12-2003 09:27:38 AM
quote:
Kegwen had this to say about (_|_):
Warning: may hit on 14 year olds

Is that for yourself.. or are you using Kal's suggestion for the thread.

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Burger
BANNED!
posted 07-12-2003 11:24:30 AM
CAUTION: may grope without provocation, avoid exposure to alcohol.
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 07-12-2003 11:32:20 AM
Warning: May receive weird looks in public
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 07-12-2003 11:37:41 AM
Warning: YOU BE CAREFUL WITH THAT!
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-12-2003 11:37:49 AM
WARNING: May stick to fur.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-12-2003 05:50:00 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by nem-x³:
Is that for yourself.. or are you using Kal's suggestion for the thread.

ohhhhhhhhhhh snap!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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