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Topic: Sexiest ECer!
Addy
posted 07-09-2003 10:39:06 PM
quote:
Veruca Salt painfully thought these words up:
Liam is hawt indeed.

Liam is $.

No, seriously. CANADIAN MONEY.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-09-2003 10:45:23 PM
hows come no one likes the blindy?
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Oh shi...
what
posted 07-09-2003 10:49:09 PM
quote:
Sergeant Blindy has the prestigious honour of being quoted by Delidgamond by writing;
hows come no one likes the blindy?

Ask that in Flameball and get your answer

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-09-2003 10:51:00 PM
Ok
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Sean
posted 07-09-2003 11:02:00 PM
Wtf, you guys are gonna make me choose between Melissa and Rosaline?

And Josh is definitely the hottest guy around. You can't even put Mort, Drys or Lemmy on the same level as Josh.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 07-09-2003 11:04:37 PM
Ahem.

TO JOSH!


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-09-2003 11:07:57 PM
quote:
From the book of Sergeant Blindy, chapter 3, verse 16:
it still boggles the mind on how snoota got that.

I still boggles the mind how Snoota didn't go crazy and shoot himself because of that.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-09-2003 11:08:47 PM
quote:
Someday, children will study Cool Hand Luke in school:
I still boggles the mind how Snoota didn't go crazy and shoot himself because of that.

Ahh. one of those.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-09-2003 11:14:32 PM
don't start
k thx
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-09-2003 11:15:44 PM
goes crazy and shoots himself
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 07-09-2003 11:18:49 PM

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-09-2003 11:19:49 PM
takes Kirane out with him in a blaze of glory
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-09-2003 11:21:00 PM
He needs to put some weight on.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 07-09-2003 11:22:27 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Sergeant Blindy:
He needs to put some weight on.

I hear this day in and day out.

I'm 6'2'' and weigh 155 pounds. Thats in the healthy range. I think.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-09-2003 11:27:15 PM
For the love of god, get a camera with red-eye reduction or whatever.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-09-2003 11:27:51 PM
quote:
Someday, children will study Kiranê in school:
I hear this day in and day out.

I'm 6'2'' and weigh 155 pounds. Thats in the healthy range. I think.


6'2", healthy would be 170-210 lbs.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 07-09-2003 11:42:27 PM
I noticed that even with my Digital Jesus photo fails to get me a mention.
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Addy
posted 07-09-2003 11:48:50 PM
quote:
Sean impressed everyone with:
And Josh is definitely the hottest guy around. You can't even put Mort, Drys or Lemmy on the same level as Josh.

That's right, that's right. How could we all forget about JOSH? He owns hardcore.

Hottest EC guy is Josh! TO JOSH!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-10-2003 12:10:12 AM
This thread is begging for Jihad.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-10-2003 12:10:45 AM
quote:
Kiranê had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I hear this day in and day out.

I'm 6'2'' and weigh 155 pounds. Thats in the healthy range. I think.


Umm... I'm 5' 7" and weigh 160 or so and am on the lower end of the healthy range.

I mean, you're actually overweight. Plz to lose another 50 pounds keke/

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-10-2003 12:17:01 AM
JIHAD, FUCKERS!

There, it had to be done.

Bajah rigs this thread to explode and take any nearby innocent threads with it.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 07-10-2003 12:20:08 AM
quote:
Kiranê had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I hear this day in and day out.

I'm 6'2'' and weigh 155 pounds. Thats in the healthy range. I think.


You are grossly underweight... someone that is 6'1 is supposed to be 190-200 by military charts. Civilian Charts say 170 - 185ish. Add 5 or so pounds per inch

[ 07-10-2003: Message edited by: Pesco ]

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-10-2003 12:25:10 AM
JIHAD!

*suicide bombs Bajah*

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 07-10-2003 12:49:57 AM

rawr.

Suddar
posted 07-10-2003 01:09:05 AM
Girls: I don't suppose I can get away with posting my girlfriend, because she doesn't post here. So...uh...I dunno. I've always liked Leckie's looks, but I already have somebody to be "omg hot" over so not like that.

Having met Savannah, I can say that she'd be pretty attractive to most people too. Which sounds especially weird, because, I've well...met her.

For guys, I'm jealous of Vorbo's appearance. Elethi isn't really around anymore, but he's always looked like a heart-throb in the making too.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-10-2003 01:09:30 AM
toofles

She did not show the pouty face.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-10-2003 01:23:00 AM

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-10-2003 01:26:18 AM
Why do fuckchops keep posting pics of themselves?

Kidding. I love you all, really. Some more than others.. and nightly.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 07-10-2003 01:26:56 AM
Oh yea... Hottest Female vote from me is Azakias.

But I might be a tiny be biased.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-10-2003 01:27:06 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Why do fuckchops keep posting pics of themselves?

Kidding. I love you all, really. Some more than others.. and nightly.


Hey Bajah, did you know that if you type your name into Google Image Search your actual picture shows up?

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Suddar
posted 07-10-2003 01:29:41 AM
Bajah is a unique girl.
Chugga
Pancake
posted 07-10-2003 06:30:15 AM
Female I'd have to say tie between Lash and Lady D.

Male I guess would be Vorago...in a manly completely heterosexual kind of way.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-10-2003 07:50:26 AM
NOTE FOR 50% 0F THIS THREAD: You are not being cool posting "I may be a TINY bit biased lololol" as you vote for your significant other.

I definitely vote Emily for sexiest girl.

As for sexiest guy, I have no clue. Ask a fruit

hey
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-10-2003 08:42:48 AM
*goes into the fridge to ask an orange*

It didn't answer me.

Lashanna
noob
posted 07-10-2003 08:48:54 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Aury!
*goes into the fridge to ask an orange*

It didn't answer me.


I tried to laugh, I really did.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 07-10-2003 08:49:41 AM
I get no votes *sadf*

And the one from ECFaces:

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-10-2003 09:14:25 AM
quote:
Lashanna impressed everyone with:
I tried to laugh, I really did.

I said something funny? I wasn't trying to.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-10-2003 10:36:00 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Bajah:
Why do fuckchops keep posting pics of themselves?

Riding on the coat-tails of my success.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 07-10-2003 11:42:31 AM
Gikkeh, about becoming a model... All those picture are very nice, but there's only one flaw, we can't see teeth. I've rerely ever seen a model that wasn't grinning a huge pearly white smile. If you're seriously considering pursueing this as a possibility, I'd say to do a little modelling for RIG while you're down there and have him take shots with his spiffy new digicam (it's a 2.1MP hewlett packard, right?). Post them up and ask for opinions again in a new thread. Advice, or criticisms, or just general input.

Then go take some more, and keep working on it until you're satisfied with how you feel in front of a camera, and you like the results. Then see if you can get a friend that works in a photo studio to take a few rolls of film and get yourself a portfolio. Even having a good friend that's a decent amateur photographer would work. Then just keep pounding on doors at modelling agencies until someone gives you a shot.

You can do it, it's just going to be a lot of work.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-10-2003 11:43:41 AM
Notes for posting a pic in the "Sexiest ECer thread:

1. FUCKING SHAVE. I swear to god, you fucking slackers need to be beaten. Stray wolfman facial hair is not sexy. It looks like you have some kind of fungal growth. This goes doubly for the girls. (Excepting the Italians)

2. If you are a guy.. nobody cares. If you aint been named in the past 6 FUCKING PAGES, you aint gonna win.

3. If you are not a guy. (Including Snoota, but not Black mage) You are encouraged to post multiple times, regardless of votes, how YOU think you look, or if you have curlers in your hair and night time facial ooze on your face. There is always a chance. But dont post pics in here, cause well.. then you'd be just as silly as the guys.

I think that about covers it.

Now then.. to State a few other sexy traits of random ECers.

Cass and Abbi: Accents. I haven't talked to either of them, but the voices in my head tell me the voices in thier heads sound sexy.

Lashy: She's sexy in a violent sort of way. She knows how to use a sword, like for real and shit. And those fencing outfits get me all hot and bothered.. like in the movies, when the chick whips off the mask, and her long hair flows out, framing her face. THAT is sexy.

Tori: Eyes.

Snoota: Nothing.

Bajah: While not sexy, in the normal means, his self confidance, and manner, and attitude. And he notices little details like me putting Snoota between him and Tori.

Lazzay: OMGZ, JAILBAIT. Later in life, she's gonna dump some guy, and he's gonna kill himself over it.

Savannah/Em: The belly. The eyes.

Lady D: Her hair. Its all dark and curly, and stuff. And she has that kind of nose.. its just.. sitting on her face just right.

Merei: She doesn't post often.. like, twice total, I think, but god damn she's hot.

Mort: Umm.. He's like some evil henchman's little brother.

Archer Penguin: Well.. I got this thing about chicks who could prolly kick my ass.

Drysart: When he had long hair, you could grab it in a pony tail, and he couldnt get away.

Taran: He's kinda girly. Not sexy, but I wanted to call him girly.

Thats it for now.

Moo.

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