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Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 12:12:25 PM
HI! I'm wasting this space on the board to tell you all about a wonderful deal at Burger King!

Everyone knows the Whopper sandwich. Well, now it is cheaper!

For a very limited time, you can get a delicious Whopper for $1.99! ($2.12 w/ tax) This amazing deal saves you exactly 21 cents. (original price = $2.19...$2.33 w/ tax)

Just imagine what you could do with that 21 cents.

Enjoy a Whopper at your local BK today! (acutal prices may vary. this message is not supported by Burger King or any other related fast food franchises)

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Mr Gainsborough ]

OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-16-2003 12:15:44 PM
may I borrow your chain saw?
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 12:16:39 PM
o_o() *gulp* I'm just a lowly employee. It's the big wigs you want!
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-16-2003 12:20:05 PM
you all look the same to me. oohoo! pun!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Steven Steve
posted 06-16-2003 12:21:25 PM
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 12:21:42 PM
That was horrible. You need to be punished.
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Steven Steve
posted 06-16-2003 12:23:47 PM
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 12:32:31 PM
And now, I shall prepare myself for a beating purely consisting of Batman words. *BIFF!*
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Steven Steve
posted 06-16-2003 12:46:33 PM

*insert onomatopoeia here*

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 12:54:03 PM
What comic are those pics from? Looks pretty crazy.
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-16-2003 12:55:43 PM
Bonk?

All that just for a "Bonk"?

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-16-2003 01:07:49 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr Gainsborough said:
What comic are those pics from? Looks pretty crazy.

Why do I keep thinking DOOM when I see those comics?

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 01:11:15 PM
Doom as in the cool Dr. Doom guy or Doom as in the comp/video game?
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 01:24:43 PM
Because those are, in fact, the DOOM comics.

A very poor comic book based off of the DOOM video game.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-16-2003 01:27:34 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Khyron!
Because those are, in fact, the DOOM comics.

A very poor comic book based off of the DOOM video game.


Ahh. I've got the 4 Novels around here somewhere

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 01:28:26 PM
I have been clearly enlightened.
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Gadani
U
posted 06-16-2003 01:35:10 PM
quote:
Mr Gainsborough was listening to Cher while typing:
HI! I'm wasting this space on the board to tell you all about a wonderful deal at Burger King!

Yes, you're wasting this space on the board. Go away.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-16-2003 01:49:45 PM
quote:
Gadani Aerofist stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Yes, you're wasting this space on the board. Go away.

And the [ot cals the kettle b;acl O_o


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 06-16-2003 02:24:18 PM
quote:
Mog's fortune cookie read:
And the [ot cals the kettle b;acl O_o

lolorofl i konw hypocryyst at its finset

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 02:57:42 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mr Gainsborough:
HI! I'm wasting this space on the board to tell you all about a wonderful deal at Burger King!

If I wanted to watch a commercial (which I dont), I'd turn on the TV. Please stop. Now.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-16-2003 03:03:27 PM
I don't eat fast food.

<-- This smiley is used to indicate that I'm superior to those that do.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 06-16-2003 06:12:51 PM
quote:
Kekvit Irae painfully thought these words up:
If I wanted to watch a commercial (which I dont), I'd turn on the TV. Please stop. Now.

Actually, this post isn't that bad. It's actually kinda informal. A price drop, is less money for anyone who is going to buy it. Also, it may not be advertised.

I'd do it too if more places in the world had Tim Horton's

The World is Yours
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-16-2003 06:15:56 PM
Tell me when BK drops prices on their double bacon cheeseburgers and we'll talk


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-16-2003 06:16:14 PM
Where's the one Faz posted of Captain America and that most wonderful sound effect? WANK!


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 06:18:13 PM
The reason I posted this was because I believe it to be funny that Burger King lower's the price of the product by 21 cents, advertises it on TV, and all of a sudden people flock to go buy the things not realizing exactly how much they are saving.

People are ignorant...and greedy. That doesn't mix.

OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-16-2003 06:20:51 PM
quote:
Kekvit Irae was naked while typing this:
If I wanted to watch a commercial (which I dont), I'd turn on the TV. Please stop. Now.

Yes, please.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
nem-x
posted 06-16-2003 06:26:27 PM
... They are 99 cents here.
Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 06:31:26 PM
I feel terribly sorry for those poor souls at your BK.

Whenever the corporation says they are 99 cents we cower in fear and hope it was a misprint on the calendar.

OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Maradon!
posted 06-16-2003 07:40:49 PM
Wait a sec...tax on food?
Old_Hickory
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 07:43:09 PM
Yup. We live in PA. No sales tax on food and clothing.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 06-16-2003 07:44:36 PM
quote:
Old_Hickory had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Yup. We live in PA. No sales tax on food and clothing.

/envy

Old_Hickory
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 07:46:59 PM
Yeah. You got it Keg. I'm just back in PA for the summer. I live in Nashville, TN. It nearly killed me when I first moved there. Especially after the budget crisis of last year. Sales tax on EVERYTHING..the tax is now 10 cents on the dollar. One of the highest if not the highest in the nation.

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Old_Hickory ]

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 07:49:23 PM
PA has Anime Channel and now no tax on food...that is so unfair...
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 06-16-2003 09:12:46 PM
There's no sales tax on food up here in Winnipeg, either.

Bite me.

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 09:13:55 PM
Don't tempt me. *bares teeth*
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-16-2003 09:21:12 PM
Pennsylvania has the Steelers and Bill and CBTao (well, occasionally) and me and Delphi and Old Hickory and other people I am forgetting! It is clearly the greatest state in the Union!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 09:24:38 PM
quote:
Gydfather attempted to be funny by writing:
Pennsylvania has the Steelers and Bill and CBTao (well, occasionally) and me and Delphi and Old Hickory and other people I am forgetting! It is clearly the greatest state in the Union!

Nevada has me and legal hookers.

I think it's about even.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-16-2003 09:33:15 PM

  1. I find the Doom comics rather funny.
  2. I'm watching 4 Hours of Stargate SG-1.
  3. Whoppers are 1.49 by itself here. Double Cheeseburgers are 1.49 by itself also. Triple Cheeseburger combo is 3.25 with Tax (has drink and fries too). Guess which I get?
  4. I'm moving to PA now.

Edit: Oops, removed number four after seeing Gyd's post.

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Bajah ]

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 06-16-2003 09:47:20 PM
quote:
Bajah's account was hax0red to write:

4.I'm moving to PA now.

Edit: Oops, removed number four after seeing Gyd's post.


Damn good call.

Steven Steve
posted 06-16-2003 09:50:01 PM
YOU'RE STUPID! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE STUPID AND DEAD!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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