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Topic: This is the BLAME SNOOTA game.
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 06-16-2003 04:10:05 PM
I blame Snoota for my inablilty to put any intelligence and thought in all of my posts.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 08:01:28 PM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I blame Snoota for my inablilty to put any intelligence and thought in all of my posts.

Man, talk about putting blame in all the wrong places.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 06-16-2003 08:15:44 PM
I blame Snoota for the creation of furbies!
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-16-2003 11:36:32 PM
I blame Snoota for Freschel and that Erica chick.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 06-17-2003 01:50:37 AM
quote:
Comrade Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Man, talk about putting blame in all the wrong places.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-17-2003 01:53:29 AM
I blame snoota for the blame snoota game
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 06-17-2003 02:20:03 AM
I blame Snoota fer my need to express myself through alternate personalities.

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-17-2003 02:35:48 AM
quote:
Spelldancer Rhiannah got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I blame Snoota fer my need to express myself through alternate personalities.

I blame the fact that you're a fucking psycho.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-17-2003 06:08:30 AM
I blame Snoota for his foul body odour.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-17-2003 09:23:28 AM
I blame Snoota for his lack of White Hoes!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-17-2003 09:27:24 AM
quote:
Meridian had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I blame Snoota for the recent group of newcomers to the forums!

Damn, I blame Snoota for Meridian beating me to the punch.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 06-17-2003 09:40:59 AM
I blame Snoota for Alek Sae-... -er damn .
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Cheese
Pancake
posted 06-17-2003 09:50:50 AM
I blame Snoota for communism.
**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-17-2003 05:01:11 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Alek Saege said:
I blame Snoota for Alek Sae-... -er damn .

Okay that was pretty funny.


I blame Snoota for vegetarians, neo-hippies, and men named Adrian.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-17-2003 05:08:46 PM
I blame Snoota for hot coffee that burns naughty bits! Damn you Snoota!

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-17-2003 05:13:27 PM
I blame Snoota for Spicy foods.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-17-2003 06:40:01 PM
quote:
Beaukat a.k.a Nibbles wrote this stupid crap:
I blame Snoota for Spicy foods.

I blame Snoota for Montezuma's Revenge!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-17-2003 06:42:11 PM
I blame Snoota for New Coke.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-17-2003 06:44:30 PM
And Clear Pepsi. And Code Red.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-17-2003 07:32:54 PM
quote:
How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
And Clear Pepsi. And Code Red.

mm clear pepsi.. they need to bring that back.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-17-2003 07:39:38 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this about your mom:
And Code Red.

We have come here to blame Snoota, not to praise him.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-17-2003 10:24:25 PM
Friends, Dragons, Countrymen, lend me your ears, we come to bury Snoota, not praise him.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-17-2003 10:28:20 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael impressed everyone with:
Friends, Dragons, Countrymen, lend me your ears, we come to bury Snoota, not praise him.
I blame Snoota for the distinct lack of Romans in this sentence.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-17-2003 10:36:16 PM
I blame Snoota for the current IRC conversation. Here's an excerpt:

<Terena> Let's talk about pens.
<Waisztarroz> Why penis?
<Kegwen> ...
<Terena> You can write with yours?
<Waisztarroz> Oh, pens
<KaLourin> depends on how much ink is in the well
<Kegwen> !!!
<Waisztarroz> The is in my emote was about the "ns" in pens
<Terena> Okay, new topic.
<Led> and whether or not your scrotum is still exploded from your last round of raucous anal sex
<Terena> Moving on
<Kegwen> Yeah...
<Taran> that would hurt
<KaLourin> ROFL
<Taran> that would probably put an end to intimacy for the night
<Terena> Hey, Taran. I heard you got a haircut.
<Led> Your balls are going to explode
<Kegwen> PAIN
<Taran> About a year ago, Terena.
<Waisztarroz> Would that work like in the cartoons?
<Terena> The grapevine isn't what it used to be.
<Niklas> Thank you Led, my brother happened to glance across just when you said that.
<Taran> It's a little over shoulder length in the back now
<Waisztarroz> Where someone gets the helium and they float away and then explode?
<Niklas> He's looking at me strangely now.
<Led> so? He should be warned of this problem of testicle popping proportions
<Taran> you'd have to fart pretty hard to blow them up
<Waisztarroz> Unless you kept farting
<Terena> Inflation
<Taran> otherwise they'd just sorta flap back and up like a doggy door
<Niklas> yeah, but then you'd squeak each time you...
<Niklas> erm ¬_¬
<Led> then you would have to pump your scrotes every time you want to get an erection
<Led> squeekasqueekasqueeka
<Led> like nike shoes
<Kegwen> !!!!!!
<Led> be careful not to overinflate
<KaLourin> ROFLMAO
<Waisztarroz> Swedish penis pump anyone?
<Taran> haha
<Terena> Pressure gauge.
<Niklas> Most wrong conversation ever.
<Niklas> woot!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-17-2003 10:48:18 PM
I blame Snoota for the French Revolution!

Le Roy est Mort! Vive le roy!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-17-2003 10:51:22 PM
Nobody expects the French Revolution.

...wait.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-17-2003 10:55:16 PM
Snoota, je accuse!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-17-2003 10:55:40 PM
quote:
How.... Drysart.... uughhhhhh:
Snoota, je accuse!

J'accuse, el stupido.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-18-2003 03:44:44 AM
I blame Snoota for giving me hallucinations, seeing things THAT AREN'T THERE!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 06-18-2003 06:34:02 AM
I accuse snoota of making me leave for months at a time. He scared me horribly.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-18-2003 08:48:53 PM
Even Chalesm hates Snoota. :*(
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 06-18-2003 09:09:09 PM
I blame Snoota for the existence of Snoota.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 06-18-2003 09:11:02 PM
I blame snoota for my women problems. Every time I have a chance with a chick, Snoota comes and steals her away. Bastard.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-18-2003 09:12:30 PM
quote:
Lenlalron Flameblaster had this to say about Knight Rider:
I blame snoota for my women problems. Every time I have a chance with a chick, Snoota comes and steals her away. Bastard.

Hey, I always offer you sloppy seconds.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 06-18-2003 09:15:51 PM
I blame Snoota for being too damned sexy.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
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