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Topic: Mr. Gainsborough's Introduction
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-15-2003 12:40:15 AM
Welcome! I've forgotten how to spell gullible. Please help.
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-15-2003 12:40:22 AM
quote:
Mr Gainsborough had this to say about Knight Rider:
Hi, I heard about this forum so I decided to check it out. It seems pretty cool. My name is Mark. A diehard shoujo anime and manga fan, Final Fantasy 7 lover (if you didn't guess that), and well i watch other anime and play other games too. I'd like to take part in some of the discussions here so I thought it would be proper to introduce myself instead of just barging on in like, "Hi, you don't know me but I'm gonna talk!" So, here I am. If anyone wants to inform me of anything I did wrong with this intro or if I should add something, please do. Or, if you wanna argue about why Aeris is so ridiculously awesome I'm up for the challenge. Have a wonderful day, afternoon, whatever...

-Mark


AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-15-2003 12:49:46 AM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Cuba:
I counter your Aeris with Rose.

Um, Aeris beats Rose with better clothes, lines, and fanbases. And hentai, but of course I know nothing about that.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 06-15-2003 12:56:24 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Nicole said:
I counter your Aeris with Rose.

Cool, swordy, magicy, mysterious and a key part in the storyline, and she didn't die 'till the very end.

Other than that, hello. Ignore the idiots with the flamethrowers. EC kinda requires a thick skin .


You rock so much

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-15-2003 01:01:35 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Rodent King was all like:
Um, Aeris beats Rose with better clothes, lines, and fanbases. And hentai, but of course I know nothing about that.

Clothes? Aeris is wearing a dress. A pink dress. Which is, in all honesty, kinda ugly. The skirt of it is way too high and wearing a dress with boots like she does is, well, it dosen't lookg good. And it's pink. Pink is not forgiveable. In comparison, the only weird thing about rose is the different-height boots. Other than that Rose beats her. Better normal clothes and, oh, DRAGOON ARMOR.

Lines: The fact that I can barely remember any of Aeris' lines speaks for itself. Rose was mysterious, introspective and deep (if suffering from bad translation). Aeris had no personality of note. Hence, another win for Rose.

Fanbases: The fact that I have seen some of the worst fanfiction that ever made my eyes bleed based around Aeris has soured me totally against fanfiction in general. To my knowledge, though I haven't searched for LoD fanfics, the amount is significantly less for Rose. Another win.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Razor
posted 06-15-2003 01:02:12 AM
Welcome to hell, please get your acordian to the left and your butter knife to the right. and continue to be hazed to the foreward. Thank you for you patience and have a good ride.
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Oh shi...
what
posted 06-15-2003 01:02:30 AM
I counter with this Xbox sized picture of Yuna

[ 06-15-2003: Message edited by: The Great Voldo ]

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 06-15-2003 01:04:39 AM
quote:
The Great Voldo had this to say about Robocop:
I counter with this Xbox sized picture of Yuna

edit AMN you and your fixing the pictu... oh.. butt..

[ 06-15-2003: Message edited by: Y.O.T.G. ]

Steven Steve
posted 06-15-2003 01:17:50 AM
quote:
From the book of The Great Voldo, chapter 3, verse 16:
I counter with this Xbox sized picture of Yuna
[xIMG]http://home.cogeco.ca/~jpaccione/ffx2.jpg[/IMG]

NO

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Goma
Pancake
posted 06-15-2003 01:38:24 AM
Hi.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-15-2003 01:41:28 AM


I win.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-15-2003 04:37:42 AM
quote:
Rurouni Densetsu was naked while typing this:


I win.


Yes, Dens wins.

Though Yuna is a close second.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-15-2003 04:52:36 AM
Hola! Enjoy your stay! *hands you the free pixie sticks, cookies, pie, brownies, baklava, muffis, and flame suit*
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-15-2003 05:16:35 AM
Good to meet you. If you get past all the newbie hazing, and learn to properly format what you have to say, (Yes, we are rife with grammer whores), then you'll be alright.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-15-2003 05:17:06 AM
quote:
The Great Voldo obviously shouldn't have said:
I counter with this Xbox sized picture of Yuna
[xIMG]http://home.cogeco.ca/~jpaccione/ffx2.jpg[/IMG]


omg..I think.. I think I'm aroused. Somebody hold me.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-15-2003 05:19:53 AM
quote:
Aury painfully thought these words up:
omg..I think.. I think I'm aroused. Somebody hold me.

... GASP. CONTROVERSY.

Could be the cool machina guns, the tail-like hair, the ass, whatevah. I like, but... it's not Yuna, damnit.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-15-2003 05:23:43 AM
quote:
Nicole's fortune cookie read:
... GASP. CONTROVERSY.

Could be the cool machina guns, the tail-like hair, the ass, whatevah. I like, but... it's not Yuna, damnit.


What she said.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-15-2003 05:52:10 AM
Hi.

I know Kung Fu.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-15-2003 06:23:17 AM
Oh, Jesus, what have I done?

Do I get the option to kill all Waisztlings?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-15-2003 08:58:33 AM
OMG My fragile world view! Shattered like so many broken panes of glass!

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-15-2003 09:25:40 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Aury said:
OMG My fragile world view! Shattered like so many broken panes of glass!


Just worship Elly, all will be good.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-15-2003 11:07:25 AM
Mortious dunks Mr Gainsborough's face into a bucket of sulphuric acid.
Steven Steve
posted 06-15-2003 11:20:00 AM
quote:
Aury was naked while typing this:
omg..I think.. I think I'm aroused. Somebody hold me.

Maybe it's because she has a manly face?

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-15-2003 11:52:33 AM
Hi, I know nothing and want to know nothing about anime! But I am a friendly face and I offer chocolate and a smile.


...runs off to kill Tokyo on Gamecube!

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-15-2003 04:50:25 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Just worship Elly, all will be good.

Mmmm...Elly....

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-15-2003 04:58:35 PM
quote:
Where's Waisz? stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Oh, Jesus, what have I done?

Do I get the option to kill all Waisztlings?


I would like to point out that I am now a well respeted........liked.....tolerated member of this board. People here now see me as a comrade..........friend.........chum......associate and I have well seperated myself from the other Waisztlings. Therefore you can't kill me.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-15-2003 05:00:05 PM
Oh jebus, you guys are horrible.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-15-2003 05:02:14 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Drysart said:
Oh jebus, you guys are horrible.

Me love you long time?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-15-2003 05:04:50 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about John Romero:
Oh jebus, you guys are horrible.

Whoah Mr. Gainsborough.....Can I just call you Gains? Gains you are lucky. Drysart posting in your noob thread means you did something right.....or you sinned against nature. I forget which one.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-15-2003 05:09:09 PM
quote:
Drysart enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Oh jebus, you guys are horrible.

I invited my friend here, and told her that we'd gotten easier on new people.

I'm starting to regret that.

Steven Steve
posted 06-15-2003 05:44:09 PM
Yesterday I was at Ruth's Chris steak house and a lobster was being carried off to be cooked alive. People get bugs exterminated all the time. Their pets a neutered. If you go to hell for animal cruelty, then what does that mean for us?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-15-2003 06:01:00 PM
quote:
This one time, at Drysart camp:
Oh jebus, you guys are horrible.

AH! I gave him the assortment box!

How is that horrible???

Granted I think Mort poisoned the stuff...

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-15-2003 08:22:51 PM
Wow, that is the most varied assortment of greetings i've ever seen...and I work at Burger King.

I think I'm gonna like it here...if I can survive.

OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 06-15-2003 08:23:26 PM
quote:
Rurouni Densetsu wrote this stupid crap:


I win.


*Hopes everything gets better because of the giant elly pic*

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-15-2003 08:28:29 PM
quote:
Mr Gainsborough attempted to be funny by writing:
and I work at Burger King.

Now you die.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Gains
Pancake
posted 06-15-2003 08:29:31 PM
*notices the flame suit* OMG! *puts on* Fire is awesome! *boyish glee* I think I may have just died and gone to heaven.

Or maybe just died, but you gotta take what life gives you.

OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 06-15-2003 08:38:02 PM
kekeke zerg rush u ^_^!!!
Gains
Pancake
posted 06-15-2003 08:44:13 PM
OH MY GOD, ZERG! *gets in bunker and cowers*

Wait a minute...I'm in a bunker. *starts firing*

OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 06-15-2003 08:47:26 PM
Janus shuffles in, drinking a moutain dew slurpy. He gives a half-assed wave hello, then shuffles back out.

[ 06-15-2003: Message edited by: G. I. Janus ]

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 06-15-2003 08:48:35 PM
quote:
G. I. Janus Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Janus shuffles in, drinking a moutain dew slurpy, gives a half assed wave, then suffles back out.

Damn good motto...

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