Anyway, in the spirit of the maraj... marawa... fuckit, Pot poll, who here smokes Tobacco?

Let's see, we'll need some common poll options:

I: DRUGS ARE BAD! sXe forever!
II: Never tried them, because I just don't feel like it.
III: I know too many chronic smokers that I'm scared to try.
IV: Tried it once, didn't reallt like it.
V: I used to smoke regularly, but I've quit since (YAY!).
VI: I smoke to releive stress.
VII: I smoke to be trendy.
VIII: Hi, my name is Goober, and I'm an Addict. (trying to wuit)
IX: I'm an addict, and have no intention of quitting soon.
X: I just like the way it makes me feel/tastes/smells.
XI: Other (specify)

This applies to cigarettes, snuff, cigars, chewinf tobacco, pipe tobacco, and any other variety of tobacco you've got.

So, who here smokes? (or chews, or whatever)

I had to live around it for my entire life. I will never smoke myself. NEVER.

Hate hate hate it.

That makes me XI i guess. I'm not AFRAID to try. I just refuse to because I know its stupid.

[ 06-11-2003: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

You watch your mother whither away and die a horrible death in front of you and see what you think about smoking

V

edit: changed from II to III, because I just remembered that my grandfather died from several complications resulting from smoking.

[ 06-11-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

But i do enjoy a good cigar on occasion, every once in a while...

I tried it a couple of times back when I was 16 but it never did anything for me.

And, trying it once was more than enough, two puffs I was done.

fuck roman numerals

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Alleria Qui'farush wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
XI. I'd rather have sex with Barney than smoke a cigarette.

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Finally, a chance to live my fantasy!

*starts pulling purple costume pieces out of his closet*

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Alleria Qui'farush was naked while typing this:
XI. I'd rather have sex with Barney than smoke a cigarette.

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Now.. does that fall under the plushy or dinosauria fetish catagory?

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Someone Else had this to say about Tron:
The fuck is "sXe"? all I know is that when you sound it out it sounds kinda like "sexy".

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when you're old enough to get into a nightclub, but too young to drink, they would put a BIG X on the back of your hand, that way bartenders and staff knew not to serve you. that's the X. the se is for StraightEdge, which is the name for it... (sort of) it's a lifestyle that incorporates a complete abstinance from drugs and alcohol and such.

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Everyone wondered WTF when Suddar wrote:
First 3, now 1. sXe FOREVER RAAAHHH

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sXe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Burger wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
when you're old enough to get into a nightclub, but too young to drink, they would put a BIG X on the back of your hand, that way bartenders and staff knew not to serve you. that's the X. the se is for StraightEdge, which is the name for it... (sort of) it's a lifestyle that incorporates a complete abstinance from drugs and alcohol and such.

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No Drinking
No Smoking
No Drugs
No Fucking

The last one is the one that really causes some discussion - but the most commonly agreed-upon interpretation is that it means "no slutty sex - love only"

[ 06-11-2003: Message edited by: Led ]

My my great-grandfather has emphysema, my grandmother has asthma, my mother used to have high blood pressure, and my dad was forced to quit cold turkey because he had melanoma on his ear, so when they did plastic surgery make it look okay, he had to quit or the skin graft wouldn't take.

He went psycho looking for a CD one weekend. My mom and I went to my grandmother's. When I came home the next day, he had turned my room nearly upside down looking for the stupid thing. Turns out it wasn't even in my room, it was in the computer desk in the living room.

This is bad.

So I abstain~

I smoke MAYBE once a month...even if that much.

Just because.

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Led enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I have to admit though, my insane nordic genes have me looking for a pipe every once in a while. Then I go all leik WTFBBQ and have a pepsi.

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Go ahead. Get a pipe.

Just use it for aesthetic purposes.

So, all in all, no I do not smoke, and I never will. You're a moron if you actually smoke and like it/think its cool or whatever. Honestly, how goddamn retarted do you need to be to smoke ALL the time and KNOW your going to die from it? Its stupid and totally illogical.

"Drugs are bad mmmmmkaaayyy."

Edit: Im not an anti-smoking zealot, however. If you choose to suck that garbage in your lungs, go right ahead. I wont tell it to your face that its bad, ill let the cancer do the talking when it comes around.

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Bleah

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Vorbo Goatboy thought about the meaning of life:
Go ahead. Get a pipe.

Just use it for aesthetic purposes.

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BUBBLE PIPE!

They don't make bubble-cigarette holders

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Led had this to say about Cuba:
I have to admit though, my insane nordic genes have me looking for a pipe every once in a while. Then I go all leik WTFBBQ and have a pepsi.

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You could forgive yourself if you got one of those huge long curvy pipes from Lord of the Rings.

However, I do like the smell of good pipe tobacco itself (not burning). I keep intending to buy some for the smell, but I never get around to it.

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Vorbo Goatboy thought about the meaning of life:
No Drinking
No Smoking
No Drugs
No Fucking

The last one is the one that really causes some discussion - but the most commonly agreed-upon interpretation is that it means "no slutty sex - love only"

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Fuck that. Slutty sex forever!