Drysart - Enemy party is banished to another demension.
Burger's Alt Acct. - Grosses any one enemy out to the point of fleeing from battle.
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edit: i speel gud
Nicole Spiked chains come out of the ground and wrap around the enemy. On their actions, they take damage when they act.
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Palador ChibiDragon spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Nicole Spiked chains come out of the ground and wrap around the enemy. On their actions, they take damage when they act.
I'd love to get my claws on THAT materia.
Rhiannah: Rides forth on a giant Glenwick who lashes his tongue out to gobble up one enemy and spit it at high speeds at the rest of them. [ 06-11-2003: Message edited by: Katrinity ]
Zephyr: Summons a tiny Anubis Warrior in the middle of the screen. The mini-warrior looks around and then howls to the heavens summoning a horde of full-sized Anubis Warriors who then trample the enemy for a fair amount of damage. At the end of the trampling the mini-warrior reaches into a cookie jar and begins to have a snack as he fades out of existance. AoE: Enemies on screen.
Lashanna: Summons a scantily clad woman just behind the heroes. While the enemies are busy gawking at the lovely vision that has appeared she pulls out an fuckin-a huge gun and snipes the enemy with the most HP left reducing them to 1, then fades out. AoE: One enemy.
Lazzay: Summons a hyperactive sprite, not really able to describe due the the face that it's zipping all over the place. After running around the enemies begging for pixie stix for a while she vanishes leaving the enemy stunned and confused. AoE: Enemies on screen.
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Katrinity attempted to be funny by writing:
Blahity blah. Double post!Rhiannah: Rides forth on a giant Glenwick who lashes his tongue out to gobble up one enemy and spit it at high speeds at the rest of them.
He wouldn't spit them out... [ 06-11-2003: Message edited by: Spelldancer Rhiannah ]
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
Aury and Zephy - Two furries come out from offscreen, grab one enemy, and drag him offscreen, where sounds of lust, and a desperate yowling of pain can be heard. The afflicted enemy is reduced to 1 HP, the others must roll a save, or flee from battle.
Delidgamond: Summons tiny bald man that runs around, causing random status ailments.
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Aury spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Combo Summon!Aury and Zephy - Two furries come out from offscreen, grab one enemy, and drag him offscreen, where sounds of lust, and a desperate yowling of pain can be heard. The afflicted enemy is reduced to 1 HP, the others must roll a save, or flee from battle.
Equips Doublecast 
Snoota: A McDonalds drive-thru window is summoned, with a disgruntled-looking Snoota manning it. As enemies line up, there is a 80% chance they will act like an idiot, and if so Snoota dips their heads into the fry oil, instakilling them.
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Y.O.T.G. enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Necro Pope: Walks onto screen and has a onesided argument with himself for about 2 hours putting everyone to sleep.
Y.O.T.G.: Appears on screen and makes a lame inside joke that nobody else cares about. Serves as a decoy, as monsters offended by the sheer stupidity, beat on him while others escape.
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We were all impressed when Led wrote:
I demand better!
It's coming from me, what do you expect? Someone else can prolly do much better.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde said:
Kat's been done already Mog, try again
.......uhhh................swo amnyh oeple have bean done i shall haev to use the only garenteed saf bet
namtniam: sits around all quietly onthe sidlines fo the fight doign absolut ntohign
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Mog had this to say about Tron:
namtniam:
Who?
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There was much rejoicing when Aury said this:
Who?
A lurker, I think.
Warder Japolo Summons a large tiger. If there are any cute girls in either party, they spend a few minutes scratching him behind the ears and under the chin, while the guys stand around and wish they could get the cute girls to notice them. Then, the tiger rips the enemy apart, taking all the EXP and GP.
Aury Summons a mist-wrapped shape, that may or may not be changing forms within the mist. It stands in the middle of the battlefield. Any attacks that pass through the mist just disappear with no damage done, which may (or may not) create some "safe spots" to put weaker characters in. Attacks that do NOT pass through the misty figure are unaffected.
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I demand better!
Led Summons a cyber-valkyrie with a big hammer that she uses to beat the everloving shit out of one target. The attack finishes off with her throwing the hammer at the target, causing an explosion that damages all enemies. (Think Omnislash or Blitz Ace.)
Chibidragon: Summons a large yet chibi cute dragon with the ability to change colors. On the battlefield he does damage with his sensibility and a blistering hot fire breath.
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Palador ChibiDragon probably says this to all the girls:
Led Summons a cyber-valkyrie with a big hammer that she uses to beat the everloving shit out of one target. The attack finishes off with her throwing the hammer at the target, causing an explosion that damages all enemies. (Think Omnislash or Blitz Ace.)
haha, perfect!
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We were all impressed when Trillee wrote:
hmmmChibidragon: Summons a large yet chibi cute dragon with the ability to change colors. On the battlefield he does damage with his sensibility and a blistering hot fire breath.
Heh heh.
Trillee Summons a dryad that walks up to one enemy, pulls out pen and paper, and makes a drawing of the target. She then hands the drawing to the target. While they're distracted by looking at the drawing, she pulls a giant redwood out from behind her back and smashes it over their head.
Drysart: A long-haired high elven man appears, surrounded by a harem of dark elven women. Bidding a temporary good-bye to the lovely ladies, he pulls out his ultimate weapon: the banstick! Twirling the staff rapidly, he dashes through the spread of enemies performing many rapid hits for medium damage. Drysart then stops in front of a random non-boss enemy, charges the banstick up with energy, then slams it full force into the creature, instakilling it. He then saunters triumphantly back to his harem, where they greet him in a variety of affectionate gestures.
Xyraa: A dark cloud spreads over the battlefield, and out of the stormy sky flies a pale, vampiric dark elf with wings. Swooping low over the enemies, she cascades down many chains of varying thicknesses, slowing and/or immobolizing the enemies. Picking an enemy at random, she drains it of blood, and then, hunger satiated, disappears in a flash of fire, smoke, and brimstone, leaving the enemies still slowed/stopped.
Ok, will add more when I think of them...
Lyinar: Randomly copies one summon already used in battle. If no summons have been used, she randomly changes into one of 100 different, unique summons.
RIG: Summons a geek wearing a robe, carrying a UNIX manual. He smacks the enemy with it, dealing massive damage.
Waisz: Boggles the enemy with an insanely large, incomprehensible math problem. Affects all enemies. Ineffective versus enemies with a high intelligence stat.
Fennar: Points out the ways that a select monster failed to optimize its stats, causing it to flee due to its supposed inferiority.
Karnaj: Runs in, jumps over the enemy, and releases mass amounts of anus blood on all the enemies, causing multiple status effects, along with minor damage.
Maradon: Is summoned wearing an Eyepatch. Hurls multiple pencils at the enemies, blinding them all, and doing medium damage.
Addy: Is summoned with a bird on her shoulder. Issues the command to the bird to attack, and the bird randomly pecks all enemies for large amounts of damage. [ 06-12-2003: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]
Vorbo and Suddar: Two unkempt emo kids inspire random emotions on the battlefield, ranging from joy to sadness to pity.
Gets better as different types of muffins.
AoE: Party
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-Heals for a medium amount, affects all allies
-Enemy gives her an odd glance, Gikky gasps and summons RIG to beat the hell out of the nonboss, often leading to its demise (must be humanoid)
-Revives anyone in the party that has fallen, affects all fallen allies
There is a small, 5% chance that an evil incarnate from Hell (labeled Gikk's Sistarsaurous) that will come by and steal one precious item from every ally and swipe the enemies clean.
