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Topic: I have infected Evercrest
Monkeypox
Pancake
posted 06-09-2003 10:12:00 PM
Who wants a hug?
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-09-2003 10:13:25 PM
I've already got SARS and West Nile.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
diadem
eet bugz
posted 06-09-2003 10:15:15 PM
eberyone else in my office is infected wid someting, me da only one ind a company not sick (except for a sales guy who has his own office)... me wanna fit in... gib me uh hug!
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-09-2003 10:27:02 PM
You don't want to hug me. I bite.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-09-2003 10:29:38 PM
I'll pay you a dollar to dryhump D's leg.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-09-2003 10:31:25 PM
*casts resist disease*

Pucker up!

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-09-2003 10:37:46 PM
Cadga?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Monkeypox
Pancake
posted 06-09-2003 10:38:15 PM
<hugs Diadem, bites Rodent King and dry humps D's leg>
Oh shi...
what
posted 06-09-2003 10:38:39 PM
Quick! Everyone ignore his colours!
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-09-2003 10:39:35 PM
quote:
Verily, Monkeypox doth proclaim:
<hugs Diadem, bites Rodent King and dry humps D's leg>

I feel so unloved =(

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-09-2003 10:39:36 PM
*pays up the dollar*

I'll make it two bucks if you land on Drysart's face.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-09-2003 10:46:42 PM
no, no Monkeypox!! bad monkeypox!

Monkeypox tried to make me hump D's leg as well...


woe.

[ 06-09-2003: Message edited by: Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 06-09-2003 10:54:12 PM
quote:
Monkeypox Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Who wants a hug?

*wraps the prairie dog in bologna and hugs him*

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-09-2003 10:56:08 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde had this to say about Optimus Prime:
no, no Monkeypox!! bad monkeypox!

Monkeypox tried to make me hump D's leg as well...


woe.


AHA!!!! I SAW IT!!!!!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Monkeypox
Pancake
posted 06-09-2003 10:57:13 PM
quote:
Gydfather had this to say about the Spice Girls:
AHA!!!! I SAW IT!!!!!

<slowly festers inside a plate of chicken wings. Which plate? who knows>

you.saw.nothing.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-09-2003 11:00:07 PM
Ha! I can't eat chicken wings for four months! Your secret will be out! I shall destroy you!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Monkeypox
Pancake
posted 06-09-2003 11:02:56 PM
nevertheless.. i need not be ingested to be effective. You caught me just by reading this! bwhahahahahahha


<lurks back in the shadows>

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-09-2003 11:20:28 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper impressed everyone with:
Cadga?

I doubt it. Why would he come out because of one virus that will likely only see 1 week of media coverage before no one remembers its name?

[ 06-09-2003: Message edited by: Where's Waisz? ]

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-09-2003 11:28:55 PM
What are the symptoms of monkeypox? I feel kinda sick... like... throat hurty sick. Is that the beginning? What does it do to you?


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-09-2003 11:31:29 PM
small pox like... 12 day incubation period, fevers, rashes...

theres a link to the article in this thread
http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=044394

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-09-2003 11:32:02 PM
quote:
Nicole spewed forth this undeniable truth:
What are the symptoms of monkeypox? I feel kinda sick... like... throat hurty sick. Is that the beginning? What does it do to you?

Have you had any cravings for bananas?

No, seriously, the only way it has been transmitted so far is through prarie dog (or other animal/carrier?) contact. They believe it can be transmitted through human to human, but there has been no record of such thus far.

You probably don't have it if you haven't had Parcelan in the pants.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Monkeypox
Pancake
posted 06-09-2003 11:41:30 PM
quote:
Where's Waisz? probably says this to all the girls:
Have you had any cravings for bananas?

No, seriously, the only way it has been transmitted so far is through prarie dog (or other animal/carrier?) contact. They believe it can be transmitted through human to human, but there has been no record of such thus far.

You probably don't have it if you haven't had Parcelan in the pants.


Don't believe everything you read...

<flies up into Waisz's nose and throat>

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-09-2003 11:53:51 PM
quote:
Monkeypox painfully thought these words up:
Don't believe everything you read...

<flies up into Waisz's nose and throat>


Whose alt are you, anyway?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-09-2003 11:57:13 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Where's Waisz?!
Whose alt are you, anyway?

Not too bright, are we?

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-10-2003 12:00:38 AM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Not too bright, are we?


I knew I should've gone with my first response, "This is starting to sound like my date with your mom".

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-10-2003 12:02:57 AM
quote:
Where's Waisz? stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I knew I should've gone with my first response, "This is starting to sound like my date with your mom".

Read the thread again and all shall be made clear!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Monkeypox
Pancake
posted 06-10-2003 12:04:27 AM
<silences Snoota>
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-10-2003 12:11:23 AM
quote:
Monkeypox stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
<silences Snoota>

You'll have to pay me for my silence sir!

Monkeypox
Pancake
posted 06-10-2003 12:21:53 AM
<pays Trillee in ways not appropriate on the board without the NSFW tag>
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-10-2003 12:28:15 AM
quote:
Monkeypox stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
<pays Trillee in ways not appropriate on the board without the NSFW tag>

Ooo baby!

You got it, no telling!

Demos
Pancake
posted 06-10-2003 12:33:42 AM
*cough*Parce*cough*

Ya furry bastage.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-10-2003 12:34:25 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Demos:
*cough*Parce*cough*

Ya furry bastage.


Roses or lillies?

Demos
Pancake
posted 06-10-2003 12:39:46 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Trillee said this:
Roses or lillies?

Lillies pwn roses anyday. Delightfully fresh, and keep the smell of the plague away.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-10-2003 03:39:59 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Demos:
*cough*Parce*cough*

Ya furry bastage.


Sorry. Gimmick accounts aren't my style, really. Thanks for playing: "Parce has made you an idiot without even trying", tune in next week.

Considering it was his nick in IRC for awhile, I'd say this was KaLourin, of the Hobbiton KaLourins.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-10-2003 03:51:00 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Sorry. Gimmick accounts aren't my style, really. Thanks for playing: "Parce has made you an idiot without even trying", tune in next week.

Considering it was his nick in IRC for awhile, I'd say this was KaLourin, of the Hobbiton KaLourins.


To paraphrase Faz, "What's a p'zone?"

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-10-2003 03:51:59 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Delphi Aegis!
To paraphrase Faz, "What's a p'zone?"

It's a wad of cheese, red stuff and grease crammed into a tiny shell.

Essentially your head but much more pleasant to be around.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-10-2003 04:14:32 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
It's a wad of cheese, red stuff and grease crammed into a tiny shell.

Essentially your head but much more pleasant to be around.


The "You are a greasy nerd" thing is not only untrue, but wholly insulting, and really assholish, even by your standards.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-10-2003 04:26:53 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about dark elf butts:
The "You are a greasy nerd" thing is not only untrue, but wholly insulting, and really assholish, even by your standards.

Life's not fair sometimes.

But the real issue here is if you know it's not true, why should you care? It's just a jab between amigos.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-10-2003 05:35:02 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
Life's not fair sometimes.

But the real issue here is if you know it's not true, why should you care? It's just a jab between amigos.


love the new title, parce. =)

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 06-10-2003 05:43:03 AM
quote:
Auryfolf painfully thought these words up:
love the new title, parce. =)

I don't get why the monkeys are on fire.

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