*Slices Parcelan into sushi!*
1337 ninja skillz
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Y.O.T.G. painfully thought these words up:
*TCHING!**Slices Parcelan into sushi!*
1337 ninja skillz
New item at my parents store, Parelan sushi. $1.08+tax [ 05-24-2003: Message edited by: Alt-F4 ]
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Alt-F4 had this to say about Tron:
Mmmmm, Parcelan sushi
*auctions parcelan sushi off*
Dream a dreamn and then make it come true, if it doesn't then you didn't dream hard enough, or try to make it come true.
Love conqures all
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Serenity Felton probably says this to all the girls:
*laughs her ass off while watching everyone Kill everyone else*
*Kills Serenity from behind*
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Alek Saege wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
*Kills Serenity from behind*
*Strangles Alek with the guts hanging out of his stomach*
Damn you, I wanted to kill her
With one angst-filled wail, she turns herself to face Parce, the full fury of a goddess in her eyes, her blood spattering and burning like drops of acid, her voice like the wail of a banshee, portenting death and pestilence, plague and misery, the howling of the heavens as a painful paean, an accent to her every move*
TCHING TCHING NINJA NICOLE ASSASSINATES YOU!
Dream a dreamn and then make it come true, if it doesn't then you didn't dream hard enough, or try to make it come true.
Love conqures all
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This insanity brought to you by Nicole:
*transforms into her true form as Nicoleitae, Goddess of Misery, a hundred feed tall with skin like pure ivory, white and unblemished, cold and looking without life, dazzling in robes and scarves of black and dark red lace that billow behind her, dripping with the pure power of pain. On her face is dark makeup, showing the true nature of her darkened soul, and her wrists drip eternally with blood.With one angst-filled wail, she turns herself to face Parce, the full fury of a goddess in her eyes, her blood spattering and burning like drops of acid, her voice like the wail of a banshee, portenting death and pestilence, plague and misery, the howling of the heavens as a painful paean, an accent to her every move*
TCHING TCHING NINJA NICOLE ASSASSINATES YOU!
*shines forth with anti-goth light*
Sorry, this thread is getting pretty stupid now..
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Serenity Felton had this to say about the Spice Girls:
*Comes back from the dead, Takes the sword from under her dress and stabs you in the chest*
oOo... kinky... me likey 
Pretty good stuff.
Dream a dreamn and then make it come true, if it doesn't then you didn't dream hard enough, or try to make it come true.
Love conqures all
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Nicole enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
*transforms into her true form as Nicoleitae, Goddess of Misery, a hundred feed tall with skin like pure ivory, white and unblemished, cold and looking without life, dazzling in robes and scarves of black and dark red lace that billow behind her, dripping with the pure power of pain. On her face is dark makeup, showing the true nature of her darkened soul, and her wrists drip eternally with blood.With one angst-filled wail, she turns herself to face Parce, the full fury of a goddess in her eyes, her blood spattering and burning like drops of acid, her voice like the wail of a banshee, portenting death and pestilence, plague and misery, the howling of the heavens as a painful paean, an accent to her every move*
TCHING TCHING NINJA NICOLE ASSASSINATES YOU!
Glad to see someone but me still reads elf only inn.
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Serenity Felton had this to say about John Romero:
Can't we just kill everyone with out getting kinky or thinking bout Sex????
Uhhh... no.
I'm going blind.
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Serenity Felton had this to say about (_|_):
Can't we just kill everyone with out getting kinky or thinking bout Sex???? *mubbles "Men" under her breath*
Wouldn't just about everybody die then?
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Dream a dreamn and then make it come true, if it doesn't then you didn't dream hard enough, or try to make it come true.
Love conqures all
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So quoth Serenity Felton:
Can't we just kill everyone with out getting kinky or thinking bout Sex???? *mubbles "Men" under her breath*
WHAT THE FUCK IS MUBBLING?!?!@?!
This thread sucks.
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Gydfather thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
hey guys whats going on in this thread
*yanks out Gydyon's bones and uses them to make a xylophone, making a mallet from his nails, hair and teeth*
Mortious replaces Serenity Felton's lips with a coffee coaster.
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Nicole had this to say about Robocop:
*yanks out Gydyon's bones and uses them to make a xylophone, making a mallet from his nails, hair and teeth*
I would really like to see that
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Serenity Felton thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
yeah your right... Everyone would die if they stop thinking about sex....Sex is great. *hits back on Nicole*
CHEATER!
Threesome? 
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Nicole had this to say about Captain Planet:
*yanks out Gydyon's bones and uses them to make a xylophone, making a mallet from his nails, hair and teeth*
*godmodes LAWYER STYLE*
*charges, convicts, and executes Nicole for murder in 6 seconds*
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Alt-F4 Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I would really like to see that
stfu
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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So quoth Gydfather:
*godmodes LAWYER STYLE**charges, convicts, and executes Nicole for murder in 6 seconds*
I AM NICOLEITAE, GODDESS OF MISERY. I AM SHE WHO LIVES IN ETERNAL TORMENT. I AM SHE WHO RITUALISTICALLY KILLS HERSELF UNDER THE MOONS AT MIDNIGHT. I AM SHE WHO OVERSEES PAIN, I AM SHE WHO MAKES THE SUN PALE, BURIES THE STARS AND MOURNS FOR ALL THAT COULD HAVE BEEN. DEATH IS A GLORY AND A REST I AM NOT GRANTED. YOUR EXECUTION WILL DO NOTHING. YOUR MORTAL JUSTICE HAS NO BEARING ON THE GODS.
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Nicole impressed everyone with:
I AM NICOLEITAE, GODDESS OF MISERY. I AM SHE WHO LIVES IN ETERNAL TORMENT. I AM SHE WHO RITUALISTICALLY KILLS HERSELF UNDER THE MOONS AT MIDNIGHT. I AM SHE WHO OVERSEES PAIN, I AM SHE WHO MAKES THE SUN PALE, BURIES THE STARS AND MOURNS FOR ALL THAT COULD HAVE BEEN. DEATH IS A GLORY AND A REST I AM NOT GRANTED. YOUR EXECUTION WILL DO NOTHING. YOUR MORTAL JUSTICE HAS NO BEARING ON THE GODS.
But.. now you're in the jail of the gods.
I'll be over here. "Over here" being "not in this thread".
Dream a dreamn and then make it come true, if it doesn't then you didn't dream hard enough, or try to make it come true.
Love conqures all
*By walk I mean run away very quickly
Parce, the "lol fag" description there had me laughing in my chair
Welcome to the madness, Serenity.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Dream a dreamn and then make it come true, if it doesn't then you didn't dream hard enough, or try to make it come true.
Love conqures all
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Serenity Felton wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Thanks Lyinar Ka`Bael, Everything is going fine so far... Even though I really hate being a newbie....I'll get over it. People are really cool on here.
By cool you mean psychotic right?
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Serenity Felton said:
Thanks Lyinar Ka`Bael, Everything is going fine so far... Even though I really hate being a newbie....I'll get over it. People are really cool on here.
I dub you EternaN00B.
