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Nicole had this to say about Knight Rider:
Lightning Bolt.A life of joy and happiness in ignorance or a life of pain and utter misery in truth?
Misery is my friend
brains or brawn
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Alek Saege had this to say about Robocop:
Misery is my friendbrains or brawn
Body is nothing without mind, hence I want de braenz!
Sugar or spice?
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Nicole had this to say about dark elf butts:
Body is nothing without mind, hence I want de braenz!Sugar or spice?
Spice
Superman or Spider-Man?
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Alek Saege had this to say about Pirotess:
SpiceSuperman or Spider-Man?
Spiderman.
Milk or Juice?
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Ferret Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Spiderman.Milk or Juice?
Orange Juice
dyed hair or painted nails?
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ACES! Another post by Alek Saege:
Orange Juicedyed hair or painted nails?
Dyed hair (black!)
Rage or despair?
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Nicole said:
Dyed hair (black!)Rage or despair?
despair (omg ANGST!)
Black or White
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Alek Saege's fortune cookie read:
despair (omg ANGST!)Black or White
Black (duh ).
Stillborn or born deformed, barely alive and severely retarded?
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Nicole had this to say about Robocop:
Black (duh).
Stillborn or born deformed, barely alive and severely retarded?
Someone mention, huh? Oh, wait... nvm... stillborn
9mm or .45
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Alek Saege wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Someone mention, huh? Oh, wait... nvm... stillborn![]()
9mm or .45
.45!
Opera or ballet?
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Nicole said this about your mom:
.45!Opera or ballet?
Opera
Self-mutilation or self-pity
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From the book of Alek Saege, chapter 3, verse 16:
OperaSelf-mutilation or self-pity
Self-pity, as it leaves no visible scars.
The sleep of death or a hideous unlife as a cruel, rotting automaton, a stranger in your own decrepit body, held together by bonds and sinews of foul magics that seethe and burn like acid to your soul, controlling you, turning you into a dull-witted brute, a mindless undead slave to kill and rend and feast and destroy at the command of the madman who made you like this?
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Verily, Nicole doth proclaim:
Self-pity, as it leaves no visible scars.The sleep of death or a hideous unlife as a cruel, rotting automaton, a stranger in your own decrepit body, held together by bonds and sinews of foul magics that seethe and burn like acid to your soul, controlling you, turning you into a dull-witted brute, a mindless undead slave to kill and rend and feast and destroy at the command of the madman who made you like this?
TIME FOR ZOMBIES!!!
Resident Evil 1 or 2?
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Check out the big brain on Alek Saege!
TIME FOR ZOMBIES!!!Resident Evil 1 or 2?
2. Mmm, braen-eating fun.
Lich or vampire?
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This insanity brought to you by Nicole:
2. Mmm, braen-eating fun.Lich or vampire?
Lich (I don't like to suck)
Cleric or Druid?
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So quoth Alek Saege:
Lich (I don't like to suck)Cleric or Druid?
Druid (no supplication to a deity who probably hates me!)
Boy-scout law-abiding or vigilante justice?
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Nicole stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Druid (no supplication to a deity who probably hates me!)Boy-scout law-abiding or vigilante justice?
PUNISHER 2 WIN! (vigilante... duh!)
bullets or bombs
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Alek Saege was all like:
PUNISHER 2 WIN! (vigilante... duh!)bullets or bombs
Bombs! Splodeysplodeysplodeysplodey...
Gnomes or dwarves.
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There was much rejoicing when Nicole said this:
Bombs! Splodeysplodeysplodeysplodey...Gnomes or dwarves.
NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF!!! Gimli
Weapon and Shield or 2 Weapons
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Verily, Alek Saege doth proclaim:
NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF!!!Gimli
Weapon and Shield or 2 Weapons
Duel wield 2 win.
Sports car or SUV?
Cane or crutches?
Pot roast, or pasta?
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ACES! Another post by Palador ChibiDragon:
SmurfsPot roast, or pasta?
Pasta?
top or bottom?
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Cinnistyr had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Pasta?top or bottom?
Top
handcuffs or wristcuffs?
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Alek Saege had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Tophandcuffs or wristcuffs?
handcuffs
Spyderco or Microtec (knives again)
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger was naked while typing this:
handcuffsSpyderco or Microtec (knives again)
Spyderco
Dagger or Knife
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Alek Saege obviously shouldn't have said:
SpydercoDagger or Knife
Dagger (Garnet!).
Demons or angels?
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Nicole wrote this stupid crap:
Dagger (Garnet!).Demons or angels?
Angel
Spam or Spam lite
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Kirara stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
AngelSpam or Spam lite
Gotta go with the classic, spam.
Marilyn Manson or NIN?
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Y.O.T.G. stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
NINBackpack or bookbag?
Backpack.
or
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Y.O.T.G. had this to say about the Spice Girls:
of course
Dew or Code red?
Ungh... if it must be one, dew.
Beatles or Elvis?
Spider-man or The Leprichan?
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So quoth Y.O.T.G.:
Beat-alls? From the powerpuff girls? (no seriously, Beatles r0xx0rz!)Spider-man or The Leprichan?
SPIDERMAN!!!
Jackie Chan or Jet Li?
Monkeys in a barrel or monkeys throwing poo at a barrel?