I'd kinda like both though.
Complement me, if you dare.
(Requesting condemnation would be pointless anyway, because you do quite a bit of that without prompting, and it's getting predictable.)
quote:But I want to be complemented! Parcelan saying nice things about me means nothing, but if he can complement me, it gives purpose to us not ignoring each other!
Trillee had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Spelling is our friend.
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Ford Prefect had this to say about Duck Tales:
But I want to be complemented! Parcelan saying nice things about me means nothing, but if he can complement me, it gives purpose to us not ignoring each other!
Uh.. right.. ok... sure! Run with that thought!
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Trillee had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Uh.. right.. ok... sure! Run with that thought!
It's not something people hear about.
Condemn me.
No, Really. Bite me.
Azymyth: I must say, whereas before you were genuinely weird and actually quite creepy, you're a rather cool guy these days. Good work.
Snoota: Your humor, while sometimes funny, is often pointless, lame and nowhere close to my level of skill.
Fizodeth: Uh...happy birthday
Dave: Your sigpic sucks, you cocksmoking liberal.
Trent: You're cheerful, peppy, and you can take a joke better than anyone I know. These are all good qualities in my eyes.
Waisz: You don't flame anymore, but who cares? You've faded into obscurity now, your flames are gone and your waisztlings have fled. Nobody knows or cares who you are or what you do now.
Delphi: You seem pretty well-informed about games, and you're eager to help people when it comes to them. Had you a Homsar shirt, you would come a little closer to the coolness that is Skaw.
Aury: You're really weird and genuinely freak me out sometimes, but I know you're just a crazy little rascal with a bizarre sense of humor. I bet you'll find someone who likes it some day...it just won't be anyone like me.
leckie: Hell, how can anyone say the broad that can do shamrocks in a guinness head is less than totally sweet?
Jens: You don't say enough to be condemned. Oh well.
nem-x: Quit fucking bugging me to write another goddamned parody. I'll do it when I'm good and ready!
Fox: You're weird and rather unintelligent. Your first thought of defense when caught in a flame is "disgust and weird the other guy out." Which is really rather pathetic, as I'm not sure why you would embrace how sinfully fucked-up you are as a mode of defense. Your destiny is to be raped by a biker.
Pvednes: Remember all those times you tried to sound forceful and say "Parce, Enough." Like that? Yeah, that's kind of like Gary Coleman telling Godzilla to stop rampaging. You stupid koala-fucker.
Mog: Hey, if you can't get how much everyone likes you by the Shinobi thread, then you're whack.
Falaanla: Your confidence is going up, I can see, and while it's still sometimes misguided (as in, sometimes against ME), it's always a good thing.
Bloodcookie: Uh...you suck.
Tatsukaze: You remain out of my way most of the time.
Liam: You're the very definition of wasted potential.
Ruvyen: Well damn, anyone who can remember anything knows that you used to be the most thick-headed individual around. You're actually pretty damn cool these days. I give you the "Most Improved" Parcey award.
Shazorx: I haven't seen a lot of you, but you seem logically sound. That will take you far, and you may someday become the next Chalesm!
Vorbo: You, I would classify as one of my Good Friends. Your pleasant to be around, have fine taste in music, a good sense of humor, and I enjoy your company. You're a fine, upstanding citizen.
Lenlalron: That you went to Prom when you felt like you didn't belong is a testament to your budding confidence. I guarantee you, if you take the initiative, things will be much better for you in college. You'll get a kick out of it.
Sentow: I feel I know you slightly better than the last time I did one of these threads.
Blindy: You're nothing but a lecherous lush with insecurities that could eat you alive.
Ford Perfect: I don't compliment people with snotty attitudes.
Black Mage: Not only do we share the same sense of humor, but we also share the same styles of arguing. We're like two peas in a fucking pod, man. The Wonder Twins, except not as lame.
Rodent King: Your humor, as well as your face plastered on everything, always gives me a giggle.
Addy: It genuinely bugged me when you ignored me for like two months straight. I didn't even get to talk to you, because you never talked back. And now, you never even come into the room! You smelly horse 
Kirara: Well, now that you quit spamming the IRC channel with stories of your libido, you're actually a decent guy.
D: Ha! Like you could get off your fat ass to actually do anything, much less warrant condemnation.
Zaza: Despite what appears to be a recent episode of insanity on your part, you are a really swell guy with style, humor and logic. All the makings of a terrorist REPUBLICAN!
Drysart: LEFT-HANDED COMPLIMENT! Ever since you stopped so blatantly supporting those who were giving you pussy, you've been a decent moderator
Taeldian: Who are you?
Burger: At times, I seriously think you would give a blowjob to a hobo just for the experience. Your sexual libido is way out of your control, and I guarantee that someday you will be tried for rape, child molestation, or something. You just can't help putting your dick into anything that moves. Your one of the worst sex offenders we've had here, and your split personality proves that it is well beyond your control. I look forward to seeing you in the news as the next John Wayne Gacy.
Gadani: You are really fucking annoying when you bug me on AIM.
Xyrra: You like Cuervo. You like Axes. You are the epitome of slick.
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Iron Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Aury: You're really weird and genuinely freak me out sometimes, but I know you're just a crazy little rascal with a bizarre sense of humor. I bet you'll find someone who likes it some day...it just won't be anyone like me.
I know somethin' you don't know... 
I've already found someone that likes it. Someone here.
And no, I won't tell you who it is.
[ 05-18-2003: Message edited by: Auryfolf ]
(edit: stupid smileys)
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Iron Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Waisz: You don't flame anymore, but who cares? You've faded into obscurity now, your flames are gone and your waisztlings have fled. Nobody knows or cares who you are or what you do now.
So, in order to gain back a personality, I need to start the flames again?
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From the book of Iron Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Burger: At times, I seriously think you would give a blowjob to a hobo just for the experience. Your sexual libido is way out of your control, and I guarantee that someday you will be tried for rape, child molestation, or something. You just can't help putting your dick into anything that moves. Your one of the worst sex offenders we've had here, and your split personality proves that it is well beyond your control. I look forward to seeing you in the news as the next John Wayne Gacy.
1: depends on the hobo
2: I control it, it does not control me.
3: the thought of rape discuste me, to the point that I would be incapable of it through psychologically induced impotence.
4: yes, I can help it. I've passed up opportunities before, and will again.
5: yes, I come off as a horny bastard, and I am, but that's a far cry from "sex offender"
That condemnation did not fit me, and thus, did not bring me down.
Try again mister chicken.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Bloodsage had this to say about pies:
Did you have a Burger for lunch, Aury?
Nope.
I'm having pizza.
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Burger had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Zanzabar
Denial will only take you so far. Every prediction of mine will come true.
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Burger had this to say about Duck Tales:
2: I control it, it does not control me.
I wouldn't proclaim that too proudly. At least when we thought it was controlling you there was an excuse for some of the things you say and do.
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Check out the big brain on Iron Parcelan!
Denial will only take you so far. Every prediction of mine will come true.
scary.
quote:No no, you must try again for him. Thus, he will then strive to prove how you are wrong(again), and that he is indeed the superior here.
Iron Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Denial will only take you so far. Every prediction of mine will come true.
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Auryfolf had this to say about Pirotess:scary.
Don't you mean 
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