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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-13-2003 11:09:37 PM
quote:
Naimah thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I can't find a street address for the life of me. I thought he could use some sears catalogs and the like.

I'd be willing to chip in for a one-time subscription to Playgirl for him.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-13-2003 11:10:35 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'd be willing to chip in for a one-time subscription to Playgirl for him.

And every man needs tampon samples.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Ninok
31337 UBB hax0r
posted 05-13-2003 11:12:20 PM
quote:
Nicole was naked while typing this:
And every man needs tampon samples.

That is just wrong....do it

Old Skool Has returned from the Dead
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-13-2003 11:13:04 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about dark elf butts:
And every man needs tampon samples.

...nice. Very nice

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-13-2003 11:13:48 PM
You guys are great!
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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-13-2003 11:25:58 PM
quote:
Toktuk had this to say about Optimus Prime:
That's the password to his e-mail. Or was. It's now toktukisagreat1.

Edit: I'm also signed in on his account on MSN Messenger...waiting for one of his buddies to come along so I can greet them.

-Tok

Can I borrow that email addy for a bit there tok?

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 05-13-2003 11:26:11 PM
This is quite humerous?

EC makes the news again? =p

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-13-2003 11:30:56 PM
Anyone got a street address for this guy?

If so, he'll be getting tampons, maxi pads, pantyhose, a pregnancy CD rom, breast sizer and information kit from the Hair Club for Men.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-13-2003 11:32:08 PM
Really, though. Gydyon does bring up a good point.

We could easily get more carried away and take a step over the line. Harrassment, no?



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-13-2003 11:33:37 PM
I love you guys. While I must agree with Gyd on being careful.. Damn I can't help but laugh.

Some punks just don't know who they are messing with.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-13-2003 11:33:47 PM
Don't worry. We can't get held accountable. Mob Mentality. I saw it on an episode of Law and Order once.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-13-2003 11:36:47 PM
Fuck, we don't want Sam Waterson to get involved in this.

Unless it somehow means I can score with Angie Harmon.

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Steven Steve
posted 05-14-2003 12:00:36 AM
WHY ARE YOU STILL POSTING IN THIS THREAD
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Error
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 12:20:45 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
This thread amuses me in so many ways.
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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 05-14-2003 12:30:41 AM
I love you guys.
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

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Skaw
posted 05-14-2003 01:37:47 AM
I would've signed his email address up to every porn site on the net.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-14-2003 01:41:58 AM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I would've signed his email address up to every porn site on the net.

Overdone. I like the free sample approach myself.

'Cause y'see, lots of those places (except when they're a legitimate company like jelly belly or tampax) will spam the fuck out of you in exchange for the free shit you're getting. Hell, even the legit ones do it. So it's kinda like being nailed twice... one, you find useless shit in your mail, along with junk mail, two you get signed on to the tampon newsletter for life.

I like it .



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Ryuujin
posted 05-14-2003 01:46:02 AM
The email accounts seemed like throwaways to me.
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-14-2003 02:05:15 AM
well tk was getting ims while logged on as it, so it couldnt haev bean a total throwaway

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-14-2003 04:35:32 AM
quote:
Nicole enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
5.99 per minute.

Brokebroek

Though if I lack a job for long, I might find myself doing just that .

My friend Tonya did that for awhile. She was a phonesex wench. She worked from home. She called an 800 number, logged in, and sat there on the phone all day. My favorite line of hers: "Hi, I'm veronica, and I want to be YOUR phone friend."

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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 05-14-2003 11:22:00 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
This thread amuses me in so many ways.

*wipes a tear from her eye*

Drysart! Wake up! Time to call the school!

[ 05-14-2003: Message edited by: Jajahotep ]

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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-14-2003 12:28:44 PM
I want to marry each and every one of you.
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 05-14-2003 12:56:47 PM
We MUST get more threads like this.
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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 03:43:02 PM
This just goes to show, once again, that we are a frighteningly powerful force when we get orgainized.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 05-14-2003 03:59:55 PM
This aint organized..Organized involves the gathering of such information, but also its immidiate use. For example, Had we all worked together, and at the same time, we would have had everybody pick an account, and site, log in, adjust his personal info, and all that, and log out in a matter of minutes, followed by the spam lists, scat porn lists, tubgirl, goatse, and, of course, used the nasty cards..

Like, lets see if he's running XP and has remote desktop on.
Like, Lets find a pay phone, and anon call his school, report drugs in his locker.
Lets see if we can get his EQ account banned. (Dont need account access for this)

Theres a lot more we could have done, had we gotten evil enough to be organized.

Well, and if Gydyon hadn't been here to remind us of legal repercussions.

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Cinnistyr
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 04:08:18 PM
$5.99 a minute? Damn.. that better be SOME voice. A guy could buy a porno mag for that price, and for the price of a 5 minute conversation, could get a video or DVD. How about a free sample?
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Puggy
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 10:31:24 PM
Will we be seeing a lot more of these threads now that people can view the forums without registering?
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-14-2003 10:46:35 PM
quote:
Rainnos Chaini: Child of Baal's fortune cookie read:
Will we be seeing a lot more of these threads now that people can view the forums without registering?

This one had been here a long time. Longer than you, in fact. I think.

But Drysart! Did you call his school?

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 05-14-2003 11:00:43 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota painfully thought these words up:
This one had been here a long time. Longer than you, in fact. I think.

But Drysart! Did you call his school?

Did anyone even call him?

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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 05-15-2003 02:11:35 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Naimah wrote:
I can't find a street address for the life of me. I thought he could use some sears catalogs and the like.


haha, we signed this one guy up in the dorms for all these travel guides but we used obscene names. He got a letter from one of the towns asking him to please stop.

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-15-2003 04:57:50 PM
quote:
Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle probably says this to all the girls:
Did anyone even call him?

I( know somone tried and got an answerign machine


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 05-15-2003 10:01:20 PM
This thread must not die! For great justice!
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-15-2003 10:13:32 PM
If it myust de whaydya bump it?

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Fox
Loser
posted 05-15-2003 11:12:37 PM
*hopes the person can read japanese hotmail* hey I didnt touch anything besides that
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