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ACES! Another post by Katrinity:
Only if you first smear it all over your body and let it sit for 10 hours, then wash it off with water. ^.^
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You try too hard, Mike.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Cass was all like:
You try too hard, Mike.
Coming from you, that's amusing.
*carefully breathes fire onto it, slowly turning it into glass*
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This insanity brought to you by Baron Von Mortay:
Mortious is played like a drum.
Be glad I didn't turn you into a tuba ^.^
An oilspill!
*Runs an oil tanker aground.*
Yay! 
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This one time, at Where's Waisz? camp:
There's only one thing that could make this beach party better.An oilspill!
*Runs an oil tanker aground.*
Yay!
Hola` Senor Valdez!
<sets the oil on fire!>
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Kahuna Ryuu had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Ryuu walks up to Kat and snatches off her bikini top and runs!
Eep!
<clutches her chest and goes zooming after Ryuu!> Come back here you little pervert top-stealing leezard!! Rawr! 
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There was much rejoicing when Katrinity said this:
Hola` Senor Valdez!<sets the oil on fire!>
You mean you don't want barrels of oil in your fur? 
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Where's Waisz?'s fortune cookie read:
You mean you don't want barrels of oil in your fur?
Not really. Pain in the arse to clean out.
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Katrinity Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Eep!<clutches her chest and goes zooming after Ryuu!> Come back here you little pervert top-stealing leezard!! Rawr!
Laughs evilly
<Hmmm should I let her catch me?>
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Katrinity impressed everyone with:
Not unless you want your brain infested with Killer Beach Crabs!
eh, cant be any worse then the schoolwork thats currently infesting my brain~
*starts pouring sand over Kat*
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Kahuna Ryuu had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Laughs evilly<Hmmm should I let her catch me?>
<wiggles her nose as she sprints after Ryuu and animates her top to try and bind Ryuu up!> [ 04-22-2003: Message edited by: Katrinity ]
Well, I usually don't do bondage on the first date?
Katrinity, way to coach your team to a win! You know what happens next?
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Kahuna Ryuu stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Ryuu blinks as the top lifts him into the air and binds around him.Well, I usually don't do bondage on the first date?
<picks Ryuu up by the tail and reclaims her top, putting it back on>
Now, I'm going to turn you into a sand flea for a day to teach you a lesson, Little Mister!
<wiggles her nose and casts Polymorph on Ryuu!>
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Where's Waisz? had this to say about Tron:
*Starts filling one of those big gatorade dispensers with oil.*Katrinity, way to coach your team to a win! You know what happens next?
....No...Don't even think it
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Kahuna Ryuu stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Wriggles into the Kat's fur and travels all over her body, tickling her with his sand flea feet.
<eeps and wiggles around from the tickling!>
tickletickletickletickletickle!!!
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Check out the big brain on Katrinity!
Not really. Pain in the arse to clean out.
Yah. She would have to use something like Dawn dishwashing soap to get it out of her fur. It would take hours and hours of someone working it through every square inch of her fur to get .. it .... out.....
Hummm, excuse me. I've got to go get caught in an oil slick on the shore of Sister Island.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
I think I found a place that's perfect for sandcastles!
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Kahuna Ryuu had this to say about Knight Rider:
Revenge will be mine! I will tickle you until you turn me back!tickletickletickletickletickle!!!
<rolls around giggling her head off!> Stopstopstopstop!!
*starts burying Kat in the sand*
Oops, looks like I tripped.
Oh well, maybe they will be alive again when i get back from night class...
*poofs!* [ 04-22-2003: Message edited by: Espio Idsavant ]
<gives him a SUPER WEDGIE!!!!> ^.^
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