*SWAT team kicks down the door*
"PUT YOUR COCK WHERE I CAN SEE IT!! YOU! WHAT HOLE WAS HE IN!?"
WRONG ANSWER!!
*Shoots everyone in the head*
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
The part that most people quote when saying homosexuality is wrong does indeed specifically mention two men laying togather, but not two women.
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Taylen had this to say about Captain Planet:
In response to Ryuu's comment on the bible.The part that most people quote when saying homosexuality is wrong does indeed specifically mention two men laying togather, but not two women.
However, these selfsame people are hypocrites. They blatantly ignore entire parts of the Bible and only care about certain passages. Are these people rigorous in observing the sabbath? how about the Lord's decree that thou shalt not eat meat on certain days? There are many, many parts of the Bible that these people disobey, and then they have the gall to call out others for doing the same thing.
Geez, these people remind me a bit of liquidsub.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Zephyer had this to say about Knight Rider:
*does horribly illegal things with Mikasi*
*takes pictures*
I mean... *runs away*
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Iron Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
By these laws, Cheese is a felon solely by virtue of her sigpics!
I could give her something to be arrested for...
:evil smiley indicating sexual innuendo:
No, Really. Bite me.
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The Burger had this to say about Duck Tales:
I could give her something to be arrested for...:evil smiley indicating sexual innuendo:
But rape would get YOU arrested.
Someone had to say it!
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Led had this to say about Pirotess:
Gay people suck.Someone had to say it!
Better than anyone. 
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Zephyer wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Better than anyone.
Only a man knows what a man needs...
No, Really. Bite me.
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The Burger thought about the meaning of life:
I could give her something to be arrested for...:evil smiley indicating sexual innuendo:
(aha, I made a bad funny)
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Cheese had this to say about Duck Tales:
But I don't eat meat!(aha, I made a bad funny)
*really is a vegetarian though*
), you can't carry a concealed weapon of over six feet in length(already failed that one ), you can't set fire to your neighbor's house without permission, strippers can't come within four feet of a customer(how about five? 
), and you can't ride an ugly horse.Note: Where there are smilies there is also a joke.
I was bored! I joke! Please do not kill me 
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Cheese had this to say about dark elf butts:
[QUOTE]The Burger thought about the meaning of life:
[qb]I could give her something to be arrested for...:evil smiley indicating sexual innuendo:
(aha, I made a bad funny)[/QB][/QUOTE]You've got it backwards... All you need to do is lay back and enjoy the ride.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Check out the big brain on Led!
"They're coming outta the walls! Game over man! Game over!"
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Led wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
http://users.ev1.net/~bajah/insanecleric/gaydar.jpg
"They're in the walls! My god, they're in the walls!"
Anyone know how the actual quote from Alien went?
EDIT: Mort beat me. That bastard. [ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Bloodcookie ]
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Maradon XP had this to say about Knight Rider:
Just how the hell are they going to enforce this?*SWAT team kicks down the door*
"PUT YOUR COCK WHERE I CAN SEE IT!! YOU! WHAT HOLE WAS HE IN!?"
omfg rofl
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Maradon XP thought about the meaning of life:
Just how the hell are they going to enforce this?*SWAT team kicks down the door*
"PUT YOUR COCK WHERE I CAN SEE IT!! YOU! WHAT HOLE WAS HE IN!?"
In some states it was (and might still be) perfectly legal for policemen to enter your home if they suspect you are performing sodomy. No warrent needed.
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Led attempted to be funny by writing:I was bored! I joke! Please do not kill me
*twitch*
BLEACH PLEASE!!!
He said the reason why no one ever took the law off the book is to have something else to through at someone who commits statutory rape. It's consensual sex, technically, or it's consensual enough to trigger these laws. So if Joe-Bob the pedophile boinks a little boy or a little girl in the ass, or gets them to perform oral sex on him, or he performs it on them, then not only is he going down for Statutory Rape, but they might add counts of the sodomy/oral sex law (which falls under "crimes against nature" or something here, I think) to make it sting all the more, especially on a repeat offender.
On the other hand, if it applies to ADULTS having that sort of sex, then it's obviously in the wrong. S&M isn't illegal, but that is? Yeah. That's fucked up.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Iron Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Don't you be badmouthin' S&M now.
Mmm...S&M...
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Trillee was listening to Cher while typing:
*twitch*BLEACH PLEASE!!!
*rubs the face of a plastic bust of Richard Simmons all over Trill*
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
My point is that if you can give someone permission to effectively commit assault against you, then you should be allowed to say which orifice they plug with their cha-cha.
All of the above, please! 
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JooJooFlop impressed everyone with:
*rubs the face of a plastic bust of Richard Simmons all over Trill*
I will let you DIE next time you're diseased like that!
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Zephyer had this to say about pies:
All of the above, please!
@ Zephy.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Cuba:
*makes Trill kiss it*
I so hate you now =(
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The Burger's fortune cookie read:
However, these selfsame people are hypocrites. They blatantly ignore entire parts of the Bible and only care about certain passages. Are these people rigorous in observing the sabbath? how about the Lord's decree that thou shalt not eat meat on certain days? There are many, many parts of the Bible that these people disobey, and then they have the gall to call out others for doing the same thing.
A lot of the old Jewish laws were redone after the new testament. (Not that the devout Jewish people read that) Jesus said a few things that a lot of people mistakenly take to be contradictory.
Oh, and my family and I still respect the Sabbath.
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Kahuna Ryuu thought about the meaning of life:
*moans*
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Zephyer spewed forth this undeniable truth:
*moans*
