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Topic: DOA:XBV nude patch released!
Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-24-2003 02:37:39 AM

Looks like I'm gonna have to get an XBox now.... how the heck am I going to fit it in my house?!?

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-24-2003 02:40:03 AM
Dude. You scared that second chick so much, her pubes turned white.

Maybe it was the size of your.. "xbox".

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-24-2003 02:41:53 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Dude. You scared that second chick so much, her pubes turned white.

Maybe it was the size of your.. "xbox".


Pee-yew.

Edit: BTW, wouldn't this patch eliminate one of the game's primary features (the outfits)?

[ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 03-24-2003 02:44:49 AM
Woo hoo!

Yay for integrated hard drives

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-24-2003 03:59:56 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop was naked while typing this:
Pee-yew.

Edit: BTW, wouldn't this patch eliminate one of the game's primary features (the outfits)?


Would anyone care? Edit: maybe you can get them implants, or different.. accessories.

And I thought my joke was pretty good.

[ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 03-24-2003 10:43:16 AM
At least it's fairly well done
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-24-2003 11:05:58 AM
haha is this a real patch or is Drys fakin it? I gotta have this.. hahaha
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-24-2003 11:24:46 AM
Finally, some NSFW stuff for the whole family!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-24-2003 11:46:36 AM
Women with white hair are sexy.

*Edit:YOUNG women, of the type almost only seen in animes!*

[ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-24-2003 11:46:47 AM
Yes, is there a link for this patch? In the absence of linkage I remain dubious.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-24-2003 11:48:25 AM
Who would wear those shoes with that outfit? I mean, come on!!

humor disclaimer

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-24-2003 11:57:07 AM
quote:
Callalron wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Yes, is there a link for this patch? In the absence of linkage I remain dubious.

I echo the old man's sentiments!

Speaking of, Call, when your old lady moves in finally and you have to remove all your materials of questionable nature... can I have your stuff!?

Steven Steve
posted 03-24-2003 12:26:37 PM
Their bodies look long, or something

Christ, it's a Dead or Alive game without the martial arts

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-24-2003 12:34:00 PM
Break down a wall, or put up a tent outside and snake the cables in through the window.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Nina
posted 03-24-2003 12:35:20 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Tarquinn stammered:
Women with white hair are sexy.

*Edit:YOUNG women, of the type almost only seen in animes!*


Thanks for the edit

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-24-2003 12:35:35 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Break down a wall, or put up a tent outside and snake the cables in through the window.

wtf are you talking about?

Mightion Defensor
posted 03-24-2003 12:44:36 PM
quote:
Bajah painfully thought these words up:
wtf are you talking about?

He's talking about Drysart fitting an Xbox into his house.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-24-2003 12:48:44 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor said this about your mom:
He's talking about Drysart fitting an Xbox into his house.

ahhh.. okey.. this is why quoting is a good feature.. I uh.. didn't notice Drysart had any words in his post..

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-24-2003 01:00:53 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Tier said:
Thanks for the edit

My pleasure.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
m0x
Pancake
posted 03-24-2003 05:23:50 PM
Right...

(hey, what the hell am I doing here? That should be good enough for my annual post)

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 03-24-2003 05:26:11 PM
How do you patch a console game?

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Nina
posted 03-24-2003 05:28:56 PM
Not too up-to-date with the latest consoles, are we
Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 03-24-2003 05:31:21 PM
im anti-console

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-24-2003 05:32:28 PM
I can't wait till the internal hard drive for PS2 is released.

Tee hee.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-24-2003 05:54:58 PM
I have yet to see anything to confirm the validity of this patch!
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 03-24-2003 06:12:07 PM
Looks photshoped to me, the second and third ones being the biggest examples of it after enhancement.

Could be wrong, but looks that way to me when I check it.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-24-2003 06:16:27 PM
EGM actually had something about an integral nudity feature if you beat the game under a certain amount of time (that was ridiculously low) in their last issue.

And it's still one week until April...

Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-24-2003 06:21:16 PM
'Course it looks photoshopped, it is probably just replacing the swimsuit textures with skin.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 03-24-2003 06:22:30 PM
Explanations for assumption:

Image 1: The ground on which she is laying is polygonal, and a seperate skinned model. Thefore it would overlap the boob poly's behind it. In that image however, they do not, as the line is sharp, but they very far edge, the one that cuts off as the lip of the boob sticking out is actually slightly below the plane of the ground poly model.

Image 2: Her right left boob (Right one as you are looking at it) bubbles out beyond the poly model in a slight hump up near the top. Also it cuts back in with one to many sharp jaggies which shouldn't be the case with a rounded poly like that. More akin to a lasso tool cut.

Image 3: There is a slight off discoloration in the groin area on her inner left thing (Right as you are looking at it) that does not match up with the rest of the model, and has a couple of off strokes as in a smudge effect into a lasso cut. Also the left boob ( Right, as you are looking at it) is suffering from a blur effect as it blends into the rock wall behind her.

Again I could be wrong, but thats just my assumption. Besides, unless it was officially released, which I don't see Tecmo doing (Again I could be wrong) then it kinda breaches the security of an integrated hardrive and lessens the reliability, since it cannot be replaced on an XBox, if it becomes corrupt you are screwed. Seems to me MS would take special measures to avoid that from happening, specially by third party interference. They've already suffered hack attempts against the XBox as it is.

[ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-24-2003 06:22:58 PM
quote:
Led said this about your mom:
'Course it looks photoshopped, it is probably just replacing the swimsuit textures with skin.

And some hair, too.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 03-24-2003 06:24:35 PM
quote:
Led spewed forth this undeniable truth:
'Course it looks photoshopped, it is probably just replacing the swimsuit textures with skin.

NOt what I meant by photoshoped. I meant more there are some semi-conspicuous features that related to lasso use, and pasting with thier layers being off as in the first and second ones, and other nuances like that.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-24-2003 07:10:06 PM
There is indeed a confirmed topless mode... TOPLESS... so I wonder if these are just photoshopped the rest of the way.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-24-2003 07:21:15 PM
Ok, here's the deal:

I checked some DoAXBV forums and there DOES appear to be a nude patch you can use, BUT there are a couple of big provisos. First, you have to have an X-Box with a mod chip in it. Second, you have to have Evo-X (X-Box ftp program loaded on your machine.

So, if you're willing to give up being able to do X-Box Live to play naked volleyball, knock yourself out. Personally, I'll pass.

[ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Callalron ]

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 03-24-2003 07:22:17 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Punky Brewster:
There is indeed a confirmed topless mode...

Really? I thought that thing was a hoax.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-24-2003 07:23:26 PM
quote:
Super Kagrama had this to say about Tron:
Really? I thought that thing was a hoax.

It's in the April EGM. I'm gonna test it out real quick and I'll let you all know. I went and picked up the EGM just a little while ago.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 03-24-2003 07:40:14 PM
quote:
Bajah spewed forth this undeniable truth:
It's in the April EGM. I'm gonna test it out real quick and I'll let you all know. I went and picked up the EGM just a little while ago.

Since Mags are typically a month ahead on release. The April mag, so yeah..

Ya know.. the first is next week...

[ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-24-2003 07:46:40 PM
The screenshots are not photoshopped, they're actual screenies, and no, they're not from the April-Fools-Nude-Code from whatever PC Mag you're thinking about.

This thread has details on how to apply the patch. You need a modded XBox.

Maradon!
posted 03-24-2003 08:13:22 PM
See, I read where they were coming out with a way to actually patch in new costumes using the X-Box hard drive without needing to have a mod chipped X-Box.

I just assumed these were like that.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-24-2003 08:38:23 PM
I knew tina dyed her hair!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Chugga
Pancake
posted 03-24-2003 08:53:04 PM
quote:
Callalron spewed forth this undeniable truth:
So, if you're willing to give up being able to do X-Box Live to play naked volleyball, knock yourself out. Personally, I'll pass.

You give the cracking community way too little credit. There's a bunch of chips out there that I think either have a switch to enable/disable them, or are undetectable by X-Box Live

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