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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-24-2003 04:06:53 AM
quote:
Jania thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
DON'T YOU DARE!


You have such a lovely singing voice, though. Wouldn't you like to sing a song for us?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 03-24-2003 04:11:24 AM
NO!

Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-24-2003 04:13:43 AM
Not even a little ditty? Well then you should stop complaining about me talking about other things.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-24-2003 04:23:02 AM
hugs Jania
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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 03-24-2003 04:28:52 AM
You shouldn't be mean to me!

I'm PREGNANT, you know!


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-24-2003 04:30:01 AM
Well, I'm trying to be nice to you!

Deth over there is just ALWAYS mean!

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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 03-24-2003 04:48:45 AM
I don't like hugs!

That's being mean!

*bursts into tears*


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-24-2003 04:54:09 AM
Don't Cry!

What DO ya like? Hmmm?

Cookies?

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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 03-24-2003 05:10:03 AM
*looks up, eyes red and puffy from crying*

Cookies...?


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 03-24-2003 12:46:09 PM
this thread is comedy gold!
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-24-2003 12:48:42 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Cookies?

Uh oh.

You might want to put those down and step away, lest you lose a limb or two in the upcoming feeding frenzy.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 03-24-2003 03:44:46 PM
If the old saying "god only gave men enough blood to use either his penis or his head, at one time" is true, what happens when he does get aroused?
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-24-2003 03:47:14 PM
quote:
Death of Rats obviously shouldn't have said:
If the old saying "god only gave men enough blood to use either his penis or his head, at one time" is true, what happens when he does get aroused?

HTMs are more than just mere men.

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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-24-2003 03:56:51 PM
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Everyone wondered WTF when Bajah wrote:
HTMs are more than just mere men.

And you speak from experience.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-24-2003 04:17:27 PM
<bounds in, carrying a plate full of fresh baked cookies> Who wants cookies? ^.^ <holds up the plate to Jania and Fal>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-24-2003 04:23:17 PM
Mortious passes between the plate and Jania. The cookies vanish, as a mysterious chocolate stain appears on the Shadow Knight's bucket.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-24-2003 04:26:29 PM
*points and laughs at Mort*

Ha ha, you're gonna get a beating.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-24-2003 04:28:46 PM
<slams the steel plate against JooJoo's face until it resembles a mace then goes after Mort with the steel mace> Those cookies weren't for you!! RAWR!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-24-2003 04:31:40 PM
I hate you all.

[ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-24-2003 04:33:28 PM
Fal tells her elemental to guard the next batch of cookies from Mort as she summons a bag of cookies for Jania.

Be nice to me and I'll give you some cookies. Deal?

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-24-2003 04:33:50 PM
*is a walking 25% blacksmithing skill mod anvil*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 03-24-2003 05:23:12 PM
woot, perfect pic to photoshop and put my friend's faces on, muahaha

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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-24-2003 07:16:02 PM
(Dunks his eyes into bleach) Oh God, the pain, the pain, the pain.

At least it's better than goatse and tub girl. Oh better yet, finally there's a man that can satisfy a lot of women at once.

What Mort didn't know that I secretly replaced the chocolate chip cookies with Ex-lax. Hee hee, I get the cookies he gets the blaim. Mmmmm cookies.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 03-24-2003 07:34:13 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Duck Tales:

Don't stand too close to him. He might poke your eye out!

[ 03-24-2003: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 03-25-2003 03:15:25 AM
If he got arouesed wouldnt he pass out from massive blood loss to important nonsexual organs?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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LeMiere
posted 03-25-2003 03:46:11 AM
Kinanik showed this to me.. and for such a horrible thing, I no longer owe him anything in my life.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-25-2003 11:07:15 AM
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Elvish Crack Piper impressed everyone with:
If he got arouesed wouldnt he pass out from massive blood loss to important nonsexual organs?

you'd think? what if he took viagra!! LOL that'd be funny.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-25-2003 11:09:12 AM
If he took viagra, he'd be a constantly irritated porcupine from bumping those into everything
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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