Making his way back up to the counter, he spies Nicole, throwing a toffee at Glenwick's head.
CAAAAAAAAAAANDY!
Ryuu runs in front of Glenwick and snatches up the toffee which plinked off his head, sticking one end in his mouth and beginning to slurp on it.
Rhia shivers under the iksar's grin, but then steeles herself and tries to smile pleasantly, "This? These the shipment of magical animal figurines..." She unwads one of the items and produces a little glass-blown giraffe, "They're enchanted so they dun break... ya want one?" [ 03-23-2003: Message edited by: Chibi Rhia ]
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
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Sangwyyn's fortune cookie read:
*he smiles a slightly chilling, jagged smile, looking...bemused.*It was worth a try.
*Then, as the 'shipment' arrives, he raises an eyeridge with interest*
Mm? And what have we here?
Nicole chuckles and turns to face him.
A whole lot of stuff. Rhia dosen't usually deal with torture devices; she mostly likes things that can be defined as "nifty".
She points to one of the larger packages, one with a purplish liquid congealing at the bottom.
That, for example, is a hydra's tail. I don't know why she needed it, but it was rather irritating to procure.
Me, I do have a few more useful items, I think even on me at the moment... anything in particular? Same general request? Em, excuse me for a moment.
Nicole takes two toffees out of her bag, lobbing one at Ryuu and licking the other to make it stick before throwing it at Glenwick.
There.
NO MEANS NO GLENWICK!
Got somethin I can put to use?
Rhiannah hrms softly when she sees Fal then blushes and whispers, "Come by later..." to her.
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
And how is Glenwick today?
Mm...is that so? Then I stepped in at the right time. I've been quite bored lately, so I was wandering until someplace caught my eye.
What sorts of things might you have, I wonder?
She smiles at Fal before turning to Glenwick, who has decided being the mascot of this stall isn't a good gig and it hiding under the counter. Rhia turns back to Fal, "He's been better...[/i]
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
Toffee stealer!
Ryuu looks around for something to hit Glenwick with, but he escapes under the counter before he can do anything.
I'll get you next time Wart for Brains! [ 03-23-2003: Message edited by: Kahuna Ryuu ]
This one's rather nicely cursed. It's semi-sentient and pseudo-telepathic, and is nice for a gift to someone you don't like. It prevents wounds from healing and drives the wearer to hurt themselves on anything they can. Good for a prank. And this, I especially like...
Nicole replaces the chain and pulls out a wad of blue velvet. Smoothing it out, it's revealed as a plain choker, a little stretchy but otherwise unadorned.
Like the previous one, this one's pseudo-telepathic, but in the empathy area. Again, it's unremoveable, and works on sleep. Once the wearer sleeps wearing it, they wake up with intense hatred for themselves. It stimulates incredibly intense depression and self-hate, but instills an unavoidable need for self-preservation. The wearer will desperately WANT to kill themselves but not be able to.
I think I have some other stuff in here, but I haven't cleaned it out in a while...
"Globes of destruction", hm? How does one of these work?
The first one sounds too...short-lived. The one it was given to likely wouldn't survive long. But the second one...a work of art. How much do you ask for it?
Hey! How much for the magic toad figurine?
Most magical jewelry you run across isn't made for things like this... and people don't buy them often, anyway.
And me... I like to barter. What can you offer me?
She then turns to smile at Kennatsu, "That marble one? Oh, it's only 5 gold pieces."
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
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Well, this mage is going to bed... sorta... so that's all for now until tomorrow.
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
*he extends an arm to his side, brushing aside the satin of his cloak, and patting a cruelly barbed whip curled at his hip*
Perhaps this. I'm quite fond of it, but I have many whips, and can afford to part with one.
*he grins toothily, his eyes narrowing*
Upon striking, it increases considerably the sensitivity of the victim. Though an excellent weapon, it has many uses, for the creative...
Could also be a magic 8-ball. never know!
Fal walks up and peeks behind Rhia to see just what she has back there
I don't deal in weapons too much, so I don't know who I'd be able to sell that to or for how much... however, I DO travel a bit, and it's surprising how many people think I'm fun to ambush... ah, what the hell, I'm prepared to eat the cost of this if it means making those unfortunate encounters more fun. Deal!
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Chibi Rhia wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Rhiannah glowers at Nicole, flicking a magic snowball at her before regaining her composure and smiling at Taran. She turns around into her tent and after a moment, pulls out a simple looking black orb that's about the size of a baseball. She looks it over and then shrugs, setting it lightly on the counter. "I dunno, actually. That's just what I was told it was..."She then turns to smile at Kennatsu, "That marble one? Oh, it's only 5 gold pieces."
"It's quite simple, really.."
Azureusu whips out a tetsubo, and smashes it down on the orb, shattering it.
"Now, watch carefully.."
The shattered fragments of the orb slowly pull back together, joining seamlessly, as if it had never been struck.
"You see, the orb of destruction isnt a means of destroying other things. It is a tool for stress relief, for when you just have to break something."
The tetsubo smashes down again, but misses the Orb, and smashes a huge dent in the counter.
Mm, I'm sure it will be of great use to you, in that case. A single lash can be quite debilitating, in combat. A pleasure indeed, doing business with you.
Hey, if it makes travel easier, it's a good deal. Pleasure doing business.
