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Topic: Summon: Gydyon
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-31-2003 03:44:45 PM
*draws an arcane circle on the ground and places a platter of buffalo wings in the middle of it*

Gydyon, Judge and Doomsayer of Old, I hereby conjure you forthwith to place sentence!

The accuses is Delidgamond, the Big Stupid! He has claimed no posting, but has been getting others to post for him, thereby using a medium to post anyway! I say this violates his statement.

What say you, oh Lord of Law?

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-31-2003 03:47:28 PM
Assumes the full lotus position and adds his powers to the call.

Oooooommmmmmmm.

Reconsiders

Hmmm.

Frolicks about.

Oh-wee, oh. Oh-oh. Oh-wee, oh.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-31-2003 03:47:31 PM
Dude, he's not even online.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-31-2003 03:48:33 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Karnaj stammered:
Dude, he's not even online.

Just because you cannot see him does not mean he exists! You cannot see the air, yet you breathe, stupid mortal!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-31-2003 03:52:14 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about pies:
Just because you cannot see him does not mean he exists! You cannot see the air, yet you breathe, stupid mortal!

But the air isn't going to hand down judgement to me. I renounce my faith in Gydyon! You hear me?

I RENOUNCE MY FAITH! THERE IS NO GYDYON!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-31-2003 03:57:37 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Karnaj!
But the air isn't going to hand down judgement to me. I renounce my faith in Gydyon! You hear me?

I RENOUNCE MY FAITH! THERE IS NO GYDYON!


Oh dear! *faints*

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-31-2003 04:02:38 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about pies:
But the air isn't going to hand down judgement to me. I renounce my faith in Gydyon! You hear me?

I RENOUNCE MY FAITH! THERE IS NO GYDYON!


HERETIC! BLASPHEMER!

You will retract your renouncement or Gydyon will have you smacked down like the bitch you are.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-31-2003 04:17:56 PM
NEVER! I am fromhence an agydist!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-31-2003 04:35:41 PM
The Summon: Gydyon spell is a high level spell, and doesnt work right all the time.

You sure there are enough buffalo wings, Bajah?

The Gydyon is a mighty force, and does not answer the summons for a single plate of wings...

Peter
Pancake
posted 01-31-2003 04:44:40 PM

Enough wings?

[ 01-31-2003: Message edited by: Peter ]

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-31-2003 04:47:37 PM
Also, you need to be careful, as the Summon Gydyon spell and Summon Parcelan spells have the same reagent. Mess up the spell a bit and you summon a Parcelan instead who will just eat the wings and leave instead of answering your question.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-31-2003 04:57:23 PM
*takes the wings, kicks Bajah and Karnaj in the nuts and leaves*
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-31-2003 05:14:14 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about dark elf butts:
But the air isn't going to hand down judgement to me. I renounce my faith in Gydyon! You hear me?

I RENOUNCE MY FAITH! THERE IS NO GYDYON!


I JUDGE THEE, KARNAJ!!!

From Henceforth, your anus jokes and karnaj witticisms shall be considered unfunny by all!

Note, your Gydyon is an angry and jealous Gydyon!

I have decided that wasn't blasphemous.

And I wasn't gone, just setting up a mobile nick which I realize now I probably don't need.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-31-2003 05:18:27 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Bajah said this:
*draws an arcane circle on the ground and places a platter of buffalo wings in the middle of it*

Gydyon, Judge and Doomsayer of Old, I hereby conjure you forthwith to place sentence!

The accuses is Delidgamond, the Big Stupid! He has claimed no posting, but has been getting others to post for him, thereby using a medium to post anyway! I say this violates his statement.

What say you, oh Lord of Law?


I SAY THIS!

Delidgamond, who is both big and stupid, has sinned most greatly against the boards! He has enagged in cheesy tactics in an attempt to prove an asinine point while still feeding his addiction to these boards! This displeases me!

I would judge him and make him unfunny, but that has already been done.

Instead, I sentence him to live on an island with Parcelan for two years! It shall be filmed and known as "Baldy & Prairie Dog" It will be the stupidest sitcom in history!

This will serve as punishment for Parcelan as well for taking my wings!

Note, your Gydyon is an angry and jealous Gydyon!

[ 01-31-2003: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-31-2003 05:20:10 PM
I SAY THIS:

Gydyon has to edit too damn much. UBB pwns Gydyon.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
-----------------------------------
"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-31-2003 05:20:31 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about dark elf butts:
I SAY THIS:

Gydyon has to edit too damn much. UBB pwns Gydyon.


Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-31-2003 05:22:01 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Judge Gydyon said this:

It could be worse.... Delid could pwn you... that would be just foul...

Hasn't that UBB pwned everyone at one point?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
-----------------------------------
"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-31-2003 05:26:08 PM
*sacrifices a child to Gydyon*

Ia! Gydthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gydthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-31-2003 05:28:05 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Tron:

Ia! Gydthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gydthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia!


wtf?

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-31-2003 05:29:25 PM
I commented on this to Delidgamond in IRC last night. What the fuck is the point of not posting if you're just going to whine and moan until people post FOR you? Seriously.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-31-2003 05:33:47 PM
quote:
Frog had this to say about dark elf butts:
I commented on this to Delidgamond in IRC last night. What the fuck is the point of not posting if you're just going to whine and moan until people post FOR you? Seriously.

This post pleases me.

Frog/Snoota shall be well rewarded.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-31-2003 06:05:45 PM
Shows you how illogical Gydyon is: my karnaj/anus blood jokes were NEVER funny!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-31-2003 06:18:14 PM
Incorrect! They were 'humorous by association' but now they are labelled UNFUNNY! Like a box of Delids!
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-31-2003 06:29:18 PM
www.ActsofGyd.com ?
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Alaan
posted 01-31-2003 06:32:58 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Robocop:
*sacrifices a child to Gydyon*

Ia! Gydthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gydthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia!


I laugh at this.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-31-2003 10:17:12 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Falaanla Marr!
wtf?

Its from Call of Cthulhu, by H.P. Lovecraft. The thing all the cult followers of Cthulhu chant, which the last sentence translates "In his house in R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.:

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-31-2003 11:27:01 PM
quote:
Katrinity Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Its from Call of Cthulhu, by H.P. Lovecraft. The thing all the cult followers of Cthulhu chant, which the last sentence translates "In his house in R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.:

Thanks the Cthulhu part was the only part i understood

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-31-2003 11:30:45 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
wtf?

Library time for you, young man.

And Nicole gets bonus cool points for the reference.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-31-2003 11:53:17 PM
*bows*

I need more Chapters gift certificates...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-01-2003 12:17:49 AM
Rawr! I bought The Best of HP Lovecraft the other day. Excellant read so far. Read both Call of Cthulhu and The Colour Out of Space so far, working on The Rats in the Walls right now. ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-01-2003 12:18:50 AM
NEVER read The Colour Out of Space while you're feverish. Fever dreams = unfun.

The Shadow Over Innsmouth = rock.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-01-2003 12:27:58 AM
yeah "Innsmouth" is cool, but I love "Call of Cthulhu" over all others. Such a short story with such a keen ability to convey the paranoia the story holds.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 02-01-2003 12:37:56 AM
Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-01-2003 12:38:26 AM
ROFL
MorbId
Pancake
posted 02-01-2003 12:39:20 AM
When I was in California last summer, there were a couple roads going off to these out of the way "scenic" beaches. The roads were unpaved and covered in grey dust. When cars drove through, it kicked up the dust and utterly coated the plants for ten to fifteen feet on the side of the road, turning them grey.

That was the collest thing I've ever seen in a national park. So very Colour out of Space-esque. And then the beach was horribly foggy, had grey sand, and stunk because of all the dead things and seaweed on it.

The Mountains of Madness in The Best of Lovecraft is also especially good, since it ties some of the other stories together quite well.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-01-2003 12:48:09 AM
Woody is God.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-01-2003 12:51:03 AM
I'm rather attractive.
Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 02-01-2003 12:51:46 AM
Woody is looking for a font that is similar enough to be able to rewrite "baldy & prairie dog" instead of having to move around and edit "dharma & greg".
Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 02-01-2003 12:52:40 AM
quote:
Frog's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Woody is God.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 02-01-2003 12:53:02 AM
WOOT Woody =)
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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