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Topic: The Unflattering Artwork Thread
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-13-2003 01:48:17 AM
The premise is simple: Make not-so-kind artwork of people on the boards. Draw, photoshop, MSPaint, whatever method floats your boat. You can butcher sigpics or create original works designed to make the subject say to themselves "Hey, that's not very nice."

Here's a modest example that I found on my webspace:

And here's one I whipped up of me and Parce just now:

Anyway, try and keep the pics from being full-blown offensive. We don't want anyone's feelings hurt, at least not for more than a couple moments.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 01:49:11 AM
That looks like a large hamster.

But you look so happy...

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-13-2003 01:50:21 AM
quote:
Don Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
That looks like a large hamster.

Which is pretty much what prairie dogs are.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 01:50:45 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Which is pretty much what prairie dogs are.

Except much cooler.

Hamsters can't whistle.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-13-2003 01:52:30 AM
quote:
Don Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Hamsters can't whistle.

They also can't carry the bubonic plague in their burrows.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 01:53:43 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when JooJooFlop wrote:
They also can't carry the bubonic plague in their burrows.

Oh here we go again. Whiny McWhinerson and his bubonic plague.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-13-2003 01:54:39 AM
Your bubonic plague, actually.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-13-2003 01:54:48 AM
Are you two just going to banter back and forth, or what?

Either way, this thread could be quite entertaining.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 01:55:57 AM
quote:
From the book of JooJooFlop, chapter 3, verse 16:
Your bubonic plague, actually.

*dials 9-waaah-waaah*

The Waaaaaa-mbulance should be here any minute now. They have the medicine to treat the clinically whiny.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-13-2003 01:56:18 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about (_|_):
Are you two just going to banter back and forth, or what?

Well shit, we were but not now that you've barged in on the middle of it.

Thanks a lot, asshole.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 01:58:22 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Delphi Aegis was all like:
Are you two just going to banter back and forth, or what?

Either way, this thread could be quite entertaining.


What's your problem, amigo?

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-13-2003 01:59:20 AM
I just wanted to see some insulting pics.
Reverand Del
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 02:00:23 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis impressed everyone with:
Either way, this thread could be quite entertaining.

This is entertaining enough for me.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 02:05:59 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about (_|_):
I just wanted to see some insulting pics.

Reverand Del
Pancake
posted 01-13-2003 02:11:11 AM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
nem-x
posted 01-13-2003 02:22:13 AM
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-13-2003 02:30:00 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote, obviously thinking too hard:

Reminds me of one of these.

As does the subject.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 01-13-2003 02:32:03 AM
I've been photochoped!
Ferrel!
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-13-2003 02:32:55 AM
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 02:35:49 AM
quote:
Densetsu stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Reminds me of one of these.

As does the subject.


Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 01-13-2003 02:40:38 AM

[ 01-13-2003: Message edited by: Kinanik ]

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-13-2003 02:41:01 AM
Alas. I never saw Braveheart.

Pity me.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-13-2003 03:50:05 AM
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Oh shi...
what
posted 01-13-2003 03:50:56 AM
You just got smacked by Ja`Deth.

I pity you.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-13-2003 03:51:49 AM
I am so saving that.
Alt_Account
I am also The Burger
posted 01-13-2003 04:39:28 AM
quote:
¤Delidgamond¤ obviously shouldn't have said:
You just got smacked by Ja`Deth.

I pity you.


Oh shi...
what
posted 01-13-2003 04:40:41 AM
Should I know that person?
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-13-2003 04:41:46 AM
more to the point, should I?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Alt_Account
I am also The Burger
posted 01-13-2003 04:43:59 AM
quote:
¤Delidgamond¤ obviously shouldn't have said:
Should I know that person?

it's zephy from ecfaces.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-13-2003 04:45:27 AM
ahhhh
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-13-2003 04:46:53 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
ahhhh

well, i was digging around ecfaces for a pic to tag on the back delid, and it came down to khy, zeph, vorago, or timpofee, zephy was just the first that came to hand...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-13-2003 05:11:44 AM
I ignore your rules.

[ 01-13-2003: Message edited by: Baron Von Mortay ]

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-13-2003 05:14:21 AM
Mort Art is always cool
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-13-2003 08:20:50 AM
This scares even me, but it should fit here...

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-13-2003 12:29:48 PM
RK Wins
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 01-13-2003 12:33:18 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this:
RK Wins
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-13-2003 12:35:45 PM
Yes.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-13-2003 12:43:07 PM
quote:
Alt_Account stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

That's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-13-2003 02:49:21 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Rodent King:
This scares even me, but it should fit here...


that is both horrifying and hilarious at the same time.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-13-2003 02:51:41 PM
quote:
Zephyer was listening to Cher while typing:
That's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

thank you, I try.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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