*runs and hides*
....wait for it, wait for it....
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Verily, Drysart doth proclaim:
Up for the challenge, eh?
OHNOSE!
I'd rather be up for some delicious cheese 
Oh well, I'll assume you're Jessimaca, or someone I've never met. Either way, Welcome! 
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Zaza painfully thought these words up:
You deserve death. No more, and no less.
The emergency exits are there, there, there, there, there, and there.... *does the airhostess pointing thing*
In case of an emergency server crash, LiveJournal or Yahoo!Messenger are the preferred choices for remaining in touch with the other EC-addicts..
Thank you for flying White Knuckle Airlines, and have a nice day!
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Voic3s had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
hi sexy rose
Can we kill this one, Drysart?
Please?
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We were all impressed when Voic3s wrote:
what? are u on crack? i was saying hi to my g/f rose
And you did it like you're a blind deaf siamese twin joined at the stomache.
[ 01-10-2003: Message edited by: »Waisztarroz« ]
By the way, I hope that your "g/f" is a blender and that you attempt to fornicate with it often.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Voic3s said:
what? are u on crack? i was saying hi to my g/f rose
*takes a deeeeeep breath*
SPELL...OUT...YOUR...WORDS!!!
*pantpantpant*
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There was much rejoicing when Voic3s said this:
what? are u on crack? i was saying hi to my g/f rose
On a message board such as this, showing skill with the written (and typed) word is how you make a good impression. Lack of said skill is how you make a bad impression.
You come across like a drunk man with a golfball sized hole in his tounge trying to recite poetry while someone shoves an icicle up his ass. It's not good.
Please, use proper spelling and grammar on the boards. Occasional mistakes are one thing, but worthless drivel is just a waste of bandwidth. If it's not worth saying right, then it's not worth saying at all, is it?
Also, there are a couple of old time posters on the board that break this rule. However, it's their thing, and they've earned the right to do so. You, have not.
Thank you.
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You come across like a drunk man with a golfball sized hole in his tounge trying to recite poetry while someone shoves an icicle up his ass. It's not good.
Lovely mental image!
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Aanile wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Lovely mental image!
Thanks!
I wish I could take all the credit, but that was actually inspired by a rant about a very similar subject that I got off of someone's internet site.
I can't link to said rant because that web site contains stuff that Drysart doesn't want around the boards, but I feel that I should at least give credit where it's due.
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Voic3s stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
yes i'm ur worst nightmare, i am a...noob *scary music goes on*
It is "your", not "ur".
It is "you", not "u".
This is not a teenybopper AIM users forum. This is a forum for people with some modicum of intellectuality. You will find you won't last very long here without grammar that would make your teachers proud.
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Drysart attempted to be funny by writing:
This is not a teenybopper AIM users forum.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Voic3s had this to say about the Spice Girls:
are u people high?
oh well hi
hi sexy rose
Holy mother of god... or the diety of your choice.
Make it stop, somebody make it stop.
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Liam³ had this to say about Robocop:
I honestly dont get the point of this post, you said it pretty much in chat, and no one else will get the reference (except for those that know)
.. Well, basically, this seemed a pointless post.
so I make a pointless post in return. ^_^
See? ^_^
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Trent had this to say about pies:
So.. you're new then?
best... response... EVAR!
Someone bring me an empty tanker truck, and a hose.
Now I need that back by tomorrow, so I can jumpstart the volcano, understand?
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I like people like this, because they distract everyone's attention from the fact that I unintentionally and inevitably act like a smartass almost every day.
I think you meant jackass.
I KID, I KID.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
This one needs to be exterminated.. quickly.
ummm or something...
Kal rawks
Let's see what happens... [ 01-10-2003: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]
