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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 02:21:34 AM
PETA has actaully made a pinup calender that is hot?? i think im going to have a heart attack.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2002 02:31:58 AM
I'm not sure how that's hot, but to each his own.
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-28-2002 02:33:45 AM
Not putting me off predation.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2002 02:40:08 AM
I bet Jessica Alba eats meat.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 12-28-2002 02:41:00 AM
I think it's extremely sad that they have to resort to near-nudity to get their point across.

Not that it helps.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 02:41:03 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Don Parcelan stammered:
I bet Jessica Alba eats meat.

You forgot the

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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nem-x
posted 12-28-2002 02:44:59 AM
Jessica Alba...mmmmmmmm
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2002 02:45:07 AM
Hey Sentow

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 02:51:02 AM
There is no innuendo in this post
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2002 02:52:36 AM
Oh, so you like it like that, naughty thing

*HIDES HIS HORNS BEHIND HIS INNOCENT HALO LOL*

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 02:53:26 AM
What's with the frog?

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Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2002 02:56:31 AM
Well, you know what they say about frogs...you know...frogs...and what they say...

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-28-2002 02:57:46 AM
quote:
Don Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
Well, you know what they say about frogs...you know...frogs...and what they say...

They eat flies?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 02:57:49 AM
That you shouldn't lick them?

EDIT: So saith the boards: Thanks for posting! You have not yet reached the heights of your depravity. ROFL

[ 12-28-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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nem-x
posted 12-28-2002 02:58:19 AM
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2002 02:59:45 AM
quote:
Nicole wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
They eat flies?

And pussy

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG U R ALL SIK!

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Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 03:05:08 AM
http://maddox.xmission.com/grill.html
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nem-x
posted 12-28-2002 03:05:11 AM
This thread is now a Jessica Alba thread.

Indeed.

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2002 03:12:47 AM
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nem-x
posted 12-28-2002 03:19:31 AM

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2002 03:23:51 AM

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Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 03:28:04 AM
she's ugly.
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nem-x
posted 12-28-2002 03:29:48 AM

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 12-28-2002 04:09:38 AM
omgz Nem is pizowned by a female that is ACTUALLY attractive!

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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nem-x
posted 12-28-2002 04:46:07 AM
Could she be any paler?
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 12-28-2002 04:48:36 AM

[ 12-28-2002: Message edited by: OtakuPenguin ]

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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nem-x
posted 12-28-2002 04:49:09 AM
Ouch?
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-28-2002 04:51:28 AM
quote:
Lee Taxx0r had this to say:
she's ugly.

I couldn't agree more.

I don't know, she just has this... thing... that makes me want to punch her in the face as hard as possible. Maybe it's the over-stuffed lips, or maybe it's the eyes that look like they're going to pop out of her head.

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Archon
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 04:55:20 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived OtakuPenguin stammered:
omgz Nem is pizowned by a female that is ACTUALLY attractive!

OMG YES

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nem-x
posted 12-28-2002 05:07:29 AM

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-28-2002 05:18:45 AM
quote:
Baron Von Mortay had this to say about Tron:
I couldn't agree more.

I don't know, she just has this... thing... that makes me want to punch her in the face as hard as possible. Maybe it's the over-stuffed lips, or maybe it's the eyes that look like they're going to pop out of her head.

You would still probably have sex with her given the opportunity.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Steven Steve
posted 12-28-2002 05:34:30 AM
Animals kill other animals all the time. What about them?

Allison Hannigan is uzzugly

[ 12-28-2002: Message edited by: Fazum'Zen Fastfist ]

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-28-2002 05:37:29 AM
The chick in nem-x's's's's's sigpic is more attractive.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 12-28-2002 08:19:44 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop spewed forth this undeniable truth:
You would still probably have sex with her given the opportunity.

I dont know, Morty could probably get anyone he wants, because hes probably the hottest guy on EC(find his vacation thread[no cass ] he looks like a English SS agent)

edit: http://maddox.xmission.com/grill.html
OMG thats like the best page in the universe

[ 12-28-2002: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 12-28-2002 08:38:37 AM
quote:
So quoth Elvish Crack Piper:
I dont know, Morty could probably get anyone he wants, because hes probably the hottest guy on EC(find his vacation thread[no cass ] he looks like a English SS agent)

He couldn't because as soon as he gets a little bit of praise he starts with the "Im so shy IRL." and the "Angst! I need to lose weight!" crud.

/showluff Mortay He is good looking.

And some of those photographs are really good, some are just awful. And also If i looked half as good as Allison Hannigan I'd be happy.

[ 12-28-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Leckie ]

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 12-28-2002 11:18:29 AM
quote:
Mr. Leckie thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
And also If i looked half as good as Allison Hannigan I'd be happy.

That would be a step down not up.

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-28-2002 12:37:56 PM
Well, this is my new favorite thread.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-28-2002 01:29:26 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Elvish Crack Piper wrote:
I dont know, Morty could probably get anyone he wants, because hes probably the hottest guy on EC(find his vacation thread[no cass ] he looks like a English SS agent)

edit: http://maddox.xmission.com/grill.html
OMG thats like the best page in the universe

hottest guy on EC eh? how much is he paying you for this endorsement?

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 12-28-2002 01:32:08 PM
Alyson Hannigan is THE single coolest and best looking actress

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-28-2002 01:51:35 PM
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Check out the big brain on OtakuPenguin!
[xIMG]http://network23.com/hub/ahas/images/pics/fhm/1.jpg[/IMG]

Meryl?

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