At any given point, any one of us has lost a flame war, made a really stupid mistake, broke the rules or posted the fact that Drysart was a woman and tried to weasel out of it.
Now, what are the lamest excuses for trying to get out of flames you've ever seen or could think of?
I'll start.
"My little brother posted."
"I was high on cold medications."
"The batsignal! Back in a few."
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Sentow said:
"The batsignal! Back in a few."
You mock me sir! NOW I GET PISSED OFF, STORM AWAY, AND BLAME BIPOLAR WHICH I DO NOT HAVE!
My sister hates me
My cat was walking across the keyboard
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We were all impressed when Skaw wrote:
"I meant to type it out as a joke, but when I tried to go back, I accidently posted and didn't realize"
That has actually happened to me in IRC (I accidentally hit enter).
[ 11-30-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]
"You were asking for it."
"Everyone else found it funny!"
"I'm better than you. Accept it and move on."
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Nicole painfully thought these words up:
"I was dead at the time!"
"I was on the moon!.... with Steve!"
Wait...but I was.
"The pillow made me do it."
"You clearly don't understand my wit and humor"
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Sentow had this to say about Robocop:
"The batsignal! Back in a few."
Love that one! 
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"Go fuck a monkey, I stand behind my biased opinions, and slanderous statements."
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Lee Taxx0r probably says this to all the girls:
"You're just to dumb to understand anything I say."
I'm not trying to be a grammer whore, but it's funny that you mispelled 'too'. 
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Drysart's fortune cookie read:
"I was on the moon!.... with Steve!"
Yes! No! What's the right answer!?
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Rodent King had this to say about John Romero:
grammer... mispelled
lololol
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Ansrik Silverleaf had this to say about the Spice Girls:
"I'm sorry Alek logged on to my account and wrote that."
Whore 
SORRY
[ 12-01-2002: Message edited by: Nekralt Avaane ]
.... what? the IP addy is the same as my house?
..... you must be wrong.
Ozius
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
but yeah like his kids are gonna 'have a problem' with their birth names "What? You dont like your name? Your mom and I thought it was groovy.. where did I put my will?"*bitheugs Ragabash*
[ 12-02-2002: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]
