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Alleria Qui'farush had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Dear Wendell,I have absolutely no programs (Except for the ones that come with Windows) on this computer because I've competely filled it with porn. I do wish to download a sex game, but I have no room for it. I love the porn. I see it everyday. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Ima Addict
Christ, woman, don't you have a zuccini or something?
I'm feeling fat and believe I need a new diet. In the past 2 months I've gained ten pounds! I think I'm eating too much. Working out only tones the fat into muscle and I'm a bit bulkier than I used to! What should I do to maintain a girlish figure?!
--Lemmy.
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Check out the big brain on LeMiere!
Dear Wendell,I'm feeling fat and believe I need a new diet. In the past 2 months I've gained ten pounds! I think I'm eating too much. Working out only tones the fat into muscle and I'm a bit bulkier than I used to! What should I do to maintain a girlish figure?!
--Lemmy.
Have you considered a sex change? Considering your build, just a few quick knife cuts in the lower regions and you'd be set!
I feel that I'm left out off all the raindeer ga.. I mean the EC board fun. How can i be come all popular and take the boards away from that damn jolly fat ma... maen Drysart?
sincerly
a ruldoph wanna be..umm yea, sure, thats it!
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Death of Rats attempted to be funny by writing:
Dear Wendell,I feel that I'm left out off all the raindeer ga.. I mean the EC board fun. How can i be come all popular and take the boards away from that damn jolly fat ma... maen Drysart?
sincerly
a ruldoph wanna be..umm yea, sure, thats it!
I already did that, and there's no way you can usurp me.
Why not take up gardening?
You're so gonna die.
Sincerely,
Your killer
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Batty said this about your mom:
Dear Wendell,You're so gonna die.
Sincerely,
Your killer
Well, technically, there is no question here or request for advice, but since it's Batty posting, we all already know he has problems.
Very well. How would you like to die? Cooked in a stew? Slit throat? Or just shot? Maybe gutted? Please answer.
Sincerely,
Your killer
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Batty had this to say about Knight Rider:
Dear Wendell,Very well. How would you like to die? Cooked in a stew? Slit throat? Or just shot? Maybe gutted? Please answer.
Sincerely,
Your killer
This is funny. I imagine this is what a lot of kids' letters to Santa must be like.
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Humble Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
This is funny. I imagine this is what a lot of kids' letters to Santa must be like.
Probably. Which amuses me.
You're going dooooooooown.
Sincerely,
nem-x
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This insanity brought to you by nem-x:
Dear Santa,You're going dooooooooown.
Sincerely,
nem-x
And these are kids' letters to Jesus.
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nem-x's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
What would Jesus do?
KICK YOUR ASS!
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nem-x wrote this stupid crap:
But Jesus is ever loving!
He shall smite the little rascal.
Jesus will spare you.
Spanky will not.
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There was much rejoicing when nem-x said this:
Spanky is dead.
Dead, alive, ten years-old, Spanky will always kick your ass, no matter the circumstances.
A ninja miniature... with tnt attached to his back.
Counterstrike is broken and I really really want to play it, but I'm too lazy to reinstall it to fix it. What should I do?
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So quoth Taeldian:
Dear WendellCounterstrike is broken and I really really want to play it, but I'm too lazy to reinstall it to fix it. What should I do?
Fap.
I need a silly problem to post, can you help me?
Sincerly
Um.. no witty name either... I need of those too.
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Trent had this to say about (_|_):
Dear Spanky....Wendell, fuck, whoever.I need a silly problem to post, can you help me?
Sincerly
Um.. no witty name either... I need of those too.
No, no and no.
I am a terrorist. But nowadays I find myself more and more missing parts of the capitalistic scum world, like showers and pizza.
What should I do?
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So quoth Zaza:
Dear Wendell,I am a terrorist. But nowadays I find myself more and more missing parts of the capitalistic scum world, like showers and pizza.
What should I do?
Ah, wouldn't it be nice if you could just go back to those capitalistic roots and enjoy them?
Unfortunately, you were born in Sweden, not in America: God's Land. It's a cruel fact of life, but you'll never amount to anything more than a terrorist, as you can't be anything else due to your place of origin.
So go back to your cave and eat rats, terrorist Swede!
[ 11-24-2002: Message edited by: nem-x ]
I have this horrible cannibalistic phase plaguing me. It seems as though all I'm ever hungry for is people. And when confronted in regards to what I'm currently doing I reply with a "Eating People" comment. It's rather unnerving to most. Please, Abby! help me!.. err.. Wendell.
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From the book of LeMiere, chapter 3, verse 16:
Dear Wendell,I have this horrible cannibalistic phase plaguing me. It seems as though all I'm ever hungry for is people. And when confronted in regards to what I'm currently doing I reply with a "Eating People" comment. It's rather unnerving to most. Please, Abby! help me!.. err.. Wendell.
Fortunately for you, there are many girls that actually seem to enjoy being eaten. I suggest you use google to find a forum where your habits would fit in.
How did you become so ugly?
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»Waisztarroz« had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Dear Wendell,How did you become so ugly?
Same way you became so utterly stupid. I just can't help it.
PS - Whats the best brand of chainsaw for cutting my victems up?
I want to become a terrorist serial killer, but people claim I'm too cute and happy and stuff for it. What can I do to teach them a lesson!?
Sincerely,
N/A (Not Addy)
