Hey is this that lebanon bologna I ask fo-hey wait a second! You won't catch me off guard that easily!
*waves the present in front of Bloodsage to see if the big dog can sniff out trouble*
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[ 12-05-2002: Message edited by: Fazum'Zen Fastfist ]
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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From the book of Fazum'Zen Fastfist, chapter 3, verse 16:
Does anyone ever wonder why or how Drysart has all this coding knowledge? I mean... Where did it come from? Why? HOW?
He is a highly evolved form of AI, therefore he is one with the Code.
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This one time, at Fazum'Zen Fastfist camp:
Does anyone ever wonder why or how Drysart has all this coding knowledge? I mean... Where did it come from? Why? HOW?
Deep contemplation of blue butts seems to result in automatic cerebral upgrade.
Don't ask me why.
The flipside is the so-called "Karnaj Syndrome". If you contemplate butts, you get an upgrade. If you contemplate the malfunctions of the butt, you get a Dell.
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A sleep deprived Malbi stammered:
duuuuuuuude...
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet...
try and kill me will you, you...you...DARK SIDER!
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Im not gonne get killed am I
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Taran is the evil dark elf necromancer who oppresses everyone and is generally not a cheerful chap to have around. He also smells.
Drys was in charge for a long time, then Taran took over, now Drysart is rallying and seeking to overthrow Taran and reclaim his rightful powers.
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Taran is the evil dark elf necromancer who oppresses everyone and is generally not a cheerful chap to have around. He also smells.
How dare you say such horrid things about M'Lord!
And he doesn't smell! It's just his after shave...
Besides, he does smell. Comes from messing with Dead Things.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Knight Rider:
If he's your...lord...then why are you allied with Drysart? hmmm?Besides, he does smell. Comes from messing with Dead Things.
*wraps her wings about her*
You wouldn't.. understand.
All necro's have that "dead thing" scent to them... It's like, some requierment.
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It's a nice musky scent dammit!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this about your mom:
If he's your...lord...then why are you allied with Drysart? hmmm?Besides, he does smell. Comes from messing with Dead Things.
I smell backstabbing possibilities.
Taran's just some inkie git who smells like the floor under the gallows.
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ANYWAYS!
I can fix that smell.. Little patchouly musk and it'll be fine.
Sides, I've been to were the gallows are, and trust me, Taran smells *nothing* like them.
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wait.. how can ... no I don't want to know.
Deth, I had an andriod for you earlier to play with, but you weren't there!
An android? never works out. They always try to kill me. Of course...given enough time just about everything I tinker with tries to kill me.
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Hmm.. Then I am at a loss.. =(
I'm sure I can get my hands on something..
A truly powerful arcanist can arrange his own perks. Plus you smell like Taran.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
If you contemplate butts, you get an upgrade.
Wow, I must REALLY be upgraded!